Brit/pol/: Prince of the Norf Edition

>Royal baby: Duchess gives birth to boy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43864933

>North Korea missile and nuclear test halt hailed
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-43849516

>Ten killed in Nicaragua protests over pensions reform
bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-43846643

>Man, 20, dies in Finsbury Park stabbing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43850041

>Scottish doctors' leader warns health service 'deteriorating'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43839703

>Rotherham abuse victim: 'All I wanted was to be believed'
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-south-yorkshire-43796330/rotherham-abuse-victim-all-i-wanted-was-to-be-believed

>Carwyn Jones to quit as first minister after the 'darkest of times'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43851468

>SDLP's John Boyle is chosen as next mayor of Derry
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-43835944

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Start buying guns.

this fookin new little sprog dem fookin royals jus popped out is a fookin disgrace
can barely bring enough bennies in tah feed muh little Chantelle and Haley, fookin Wayne and Aaron need new fookin footie shirts cant take 'em to t'game without the latest Norf F.C kit
'how cum its alright for t'royals to ride 'round in their fookin fancy cars 'nd eat off of silva plates??
when is me fookin council 'ouse gunna get that new kitchen t'fookin council promised us all a bloody year ago???
they cud sell one bloody spoon from their fookin collection and sort us werkin class bri'ish right out but they wont
they fookin 'ate us they do, shud get rid of t'royals and sell their stuff t'support are werkin class communi'tehs.

fookin disgrace, i didnt vote for no fookin royals! out of touch they are, out of touch. shud be shot of them, we should.

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this is bare jokes tbqh lads

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Kate blacked when

What is happening in that webm?

Story?

britdoom still best doom

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going for James personally

Henry.

fookin states enslaved us they 'ave, fookin own us they do now. basicalleh us werkin class bri'ish 'ave been slapped in chains yet a-fookin-gen
dont go to t'hospital lad, thats where they'll slap t'mind control devices in ya, not werf it lad.
only way t'live in freedom is t'abandon yer little Chantelle 'nd come live in a Kia, like me.

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Why are you shilling for BBC? Why are your ***news*** from BBC?

hope they get with the times and give him a polish name like Jerzy or Wladyslaw

believe it was like a month ago when we played holland in an international friendly and the scummy england supporters being their normal scummy selves made havoc

rajesh

>What is happening in that webm?
banter

Fookin bunch of posh Tories thought they'd show off their fookin' boat in front of a load of tough werkin' class Bri'ish footie lads. We go t'Amstadam t'get away from t'posh suvvern cunts.
didn't expect us propa bri'ish to lie in wait for 'em, have a pint glass in t'side of yer head ya posh bint!
AVE IT!

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What a group of retards.
It would have been funny if it was a mate or even some guys wearing the other team's shirt but if it's just some strangers that's moron behaviour.

''Who controls the working class,controls the country''

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Edward.

Why can't the state just run my life for me

you didn't do a very good job of it so maybe they should have

they will soon tbqh if we keep going in the direction we're headed

football hooligans are a problem but I guess we have more to deal with than their scummy antics, plus they mostly just fight each-other anyway

>BBC BREAKING : The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s new baby son has been named Jamaal to represent Britain’s growing diversity and inclusivity.

God save the Queen and St George lads 󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

>gets btfo in the last thread so assumes a new identity in the new thread so he can pretend he isn't an utter retard
anonymongs

t. Virgin shut in

Noooo. Dey did. Dey fooken did it! Dem torheays cut me Bennies and now a can't afford me sky sports. Noonnoo ahhaah.. dis can't be fooken 'appening. Bastahads said a had nufink wrong with meh. Bloody lie. Me back was done in frum lifting a potted plant up stairs back in 1989. Fooken ell. Am gonna kill meself

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>those thumbnails
lmao

this

Why does that Cuck care so much what Japanese Women think about foreign Men?

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he's a fucking lad youtube.com/watch?v=mDw0ob7_Ae4

is that cockney ?

free ad revenue

i know i posted that in the last thread

"suvvern cunts"

probably scouse

>cockney
>white

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>caring about tie colours when robots are coming

Weeb faggots desperate for a Japanese waifu want to know. It's easy money

please do this in russia so we can have good livestreams

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Which one of you was this?

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see if ya can get one of yer' kids t'werk down at Mr Abdul's Crispy Chicken 'nd Kebab mate, got me Emma werkin down there deliverin' leaflets, kebab shop was propa chuffed they woz innit, they love t'English them, more than t'Tories.
got loads of English girls werkin there they 'ave.
even threw in a free kebab for me they did.

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lower class anglos are the niggers of europe
upper class anglos are the jews of europe

prove me wrong
you can't

can you imagine a half robot half human eddie? he's robot part being made from kia parts and stolen boilers and shit? he'll just be wandering about scavenging fag ends and chasing weebs

the terminator we need

then what are the actual niggers of europe?

im high as fuck so that sounded funnier in my head but you get what i meant

>It would have been funny if it was a mate
yeah fucking hilarious clogging up the streets of amsterdam throwing shit everywhere

>imagine a half human eddie

50% seems a bit generous tbqh

So we're strong and intelligent?

gaijin OUT

not european, you fucking mong

I imagine myself in Liverpool, leading my squad of MP's. Our mission is to stop the homeless E**ie from drinking any more pint dregs and attacking people discussing Anime and bring him back to the Army base for question.
We spot him outside Wetherspoons smashing an ashtray off a pensioners head - she said she saw Spirited Away with her daughter. We fire a beanbag round at him it does little to stop him. We all begin firing but we soon run out of ammo so I draw my baton and we begin bashing E**ie. Since E**ie is so disgustingly fat and drunk, he punches the teeth out of the arsehole of my best mate. He starts punching out throats one after the other. Then I get punched in the throat, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then punched again and again. E**ie keeps smashing me till at last my last molar flies down my throat and squirts messily into the seat of my underwear.
I lie down facing up to the sky and I see Oswald Mosley (BEADY) smiling at me from the skies, I smile back… Then I woke up, Fascist Britain, my homeland. My CATHOLIC brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

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>I know, let's storm a hospital and put the people saving lives in distress. That'll save a vegetative boy

I can barely buy me norf fc kit now thx to those fookin tories scum bags cutting me benefits!

Fookin disgrace i tell ya'll!

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no, your lower classes are good for nothing retards and your upper class think they should rule the world, while fucking everything up for non anglos

THIS

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I don't smoke

but you have to eat right?

>t. self admitted poorfag crying about money
typical saufern cunt

The Upper Class is literally intemarried with Jewish Bankers like Rothschild and Goldsmith

you clearly have 0 idea then spunk boy

I just had chilli

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i know the truth hurts buddy, but it still remains true

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Southerners are more likely to be in gangs/benefits/niggers. Northerners work shit menial jobs.

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I already BTFO'd you, fuck off

stop this englanders

result!

what does that have to do with you being poor?

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You started rambling on about how you don't understand basic supply and demand then I lost interest

>stop being poor
I already BTFO'd you, fuck off.

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same

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>The state of them cotton buds
Did they use them to wipe their arse with

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Fookin Engurlan's finest.
lost me best mate Bazza at t'Battle of Marseille
Took his Ngubu shirt right off 'im.
Glad he took sum rushuns with 'im before they stomped on his 'ead

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First pics of Megan Markle and Prince Ty-ron the 1st.

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What can I say. The weak will always fear the strong.

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ask eddie this is his forte

>supply and demand
Has all of what to do with the fact they're asking the state to pay to move him to Rome and continue palliative care?

I know where this is lol
Good chinky there

Those sock things go all the way up your legs like a pair of nylon tights ? Godamn that would make by balls sweat, i'll pass. Why wear shorts, then ... Nvm wtf.

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Phwooar big luvley jublies on 'er.

get us some chilli chips lad

>talking about private enterprise in a market without state monopoly
>nothing to do with supply and demand
Hitler level retardation

Eddie parks near 24hr toilets.

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Of course you do, you working-class specimin

stop being a retard now

>Wake up
>Work on dissertation
>Buy meal deal
>Work on dissertation
>Go home
>Sleep
>Wake up
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Repeat

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If they're footy socks it's to cover the shin-guards because they're a bunch of fairies

But this isn't about a market without state monopoly, it's about the actual events that are unfolding. Just because it wouldn't be this way in a fantasy world doesn't have any bearing on what's actually happening.

Why the fuck does Eddie LARP as someone with an IQ above 100? He's poor as fuck, lives in his car, and works in construction as a bricklayer

She must love Mo Salah

imagine being as poor as you

ooft

>She looks at that boy and thinks,my ancestor