The Sardine Pill

>Jow Forums tries to colonize /ck/ and gets told off by old ladies, comes back with DEENZ thread
/polcka/

Nobody actually eats fucking sardines, do they?
t. Wendy's master race

Attached: download.jpg (225x225, 10K)

Bump. Sardines r tasty

Deenz are magic. I've even seen threads pop up on /tv/

how sardonic

Makes my skin oily af

Would love eating them if not for all that damn oil

Scientific fact: pound for pound, small fish contain much less heavy metals compared to big ones

here
fuck these S*rdinoids

nom nom nom...lightly smoked and packed in oil. fillets even better

Of course, as Superraces Meds, that's one of our secrets to a healthy ,cheap and super nutritive diet.
they are extremely available in here

for about 50 US cents/kilo , super fresh.

I've never eaten them t-b-h

Attached: 1352c6f7-e239-49d1-bda9-861d537a83f9_ORIGINAL.jpg (638x520, 103K)

I want to take the sardine pill

I have not been educated on the ways of their eating

I am guessing you don't go to the trouble of filleting those little guys. Do you slurp them whole like a penguin does? Or just chew them up bones and all? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Attached: Gollum+Frode+Sam.jpg (1001x572, 126K)

Yeah, superfood for body and moods

buy sardines in olive oil you turbopleb

sardines are inferior to herring. seek out russian kippered herring, and dried herring, as well as various smoked herring, polar is a baseline in quality.

This isn't /ck/. I am confused.

Yep, because they grow faster and don't accumulate as much time feeding

how many times has a nigger deposited bodily fluids in your food?

Sardines and Herring are the food of the gods.

What do you eat sardines with? I've only had them in caesar salads

carnivorous animals accumulate all kinds of bad stuff like heavy metals. That's why so many cultures generally avoid carnivorous animals. Notice how in western culture the "taboo" animals are usually those that eat other animals, and the ones we eat are herbivores, or at most omnivores like boars.

Sardines are okay, I guess. I'm more fond of peppered mackerel or smoked salmon. Or fucking dried cod. Shout out to the Portuguese for the glorious bacalhau!

sardines are small herring

slurp em chew em stick em in a stew

I'm a vegan

no they arent you buffoon

never I live in a white neighborhood. Everyone here is white

Attached: wendys.jpg (651x478, 289K)

sardine is small bait fish, herring is large baitfish

I eat them plain on bread

>33 posts
>no mentioning of the cock smell
Smells like dick.

I don't like dick.

Crackers, good toasted bread or eggs

if your dick smells like sardines you got some issues

>sardines
pleb tier
smoked anchovies ftw

Attached: geräucherte-fischsardinen-und-sardellen-25695938.jpg (800x584, 184K)

it smells like pussy you fag
don't you know that old saying
>if it's fish, eat all you wish
>if it's cologne, leave it alone

I like canned oysters better but yeah canned fish is general is high T

>get sardines pickled in tomato sauce
>put them on some bread or crackers
>some cheese on top
>heat it up

you dont even know bruh

>fast food
lmao @ ur pathetic life faggot
have fun with your heart disease

man ya know whats scary about that... futurama has been right about a lot of things....... Im gonna miss anchovies

Are you supposed to eat the eyes, the brains, the teeth, the bones?

I don't understand sardines. I'm not a seagull. I don't want to eat the whole thing man.

I don't eat the head of the chicken either.

>wendys shill vs DEENZ shill
i love this board

Sounds pretty good. Where do you guys buy them?

SAR-DINE-PILLS

I've just been hitting cottage-cheese and tuna, can someone give me the quick sardine run down?

Chlorella and spirulina take care of the metals and toxins in our fish, even help deal with radiation.

Holy shit, fish and algae are the best food for us... white people are the aqua-ape... it's all making sense

listen to this guy

Attached: kipper-snacks.jpg (768x512, 86K)