If intelligent design wasnt real, explain this

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holy shit can the other one talk?

No “official intelligence” was used to open the FBI’s investigation into allegations of collusion between Russia and President Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) said on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”
“It took us a long time to actually get this, what’s called the electronic communication. As we know it now, for your viewers … it’s the original intelligence, the original reasons, that the counterintelligence investigation was started,” Nunes said.
“Now, this is really important to us because the counterintelligence investigation uses the tools of our intelligence services that are not supposed to be used on American citizens,” he continued. “So we’ve long wanted to know well, what intelligence did you have that actually led to this investigation?”
The congressman added, “We now know that there was no official intelligence that was used to start this investigation.”
> no official intelligence that was used to start this investigation.”
> no official intelligence that was used to start this investigation.”
> no official intelligence that was used to start this investigation.”

two heads are better than one

Looks like two heads are better than one.

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>*Tips vestigial dead siamese twin*
>M`lady

CARLOS!

intelligent design has nothing to do with a woman choosing to wear a hijab
>sage

That’d be spooky

Too much inbreeding

Inbreeding.

Intelbreeing

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simple just don’t bang your sister in an neighborhood where coalition forces dropped uranium enriched ammunition!

No. I think it was cut off because if it stayed both would die because it was a parasitic twin.
The parents had to choose one to live.

Which one did they choose?

No. Talking requires lungs and I doubt there is actually a lung in that mangled mess.
It might be able to make the motions of talking, but reading its lips would be a waste of time since it never learned to use its lips to form proper words in the fist place.

Asto whether its conscious and able to communicate I dont know, but I imagine its leaching off of the complete ones circulatory system and is a massive drain on both of them.

Him

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Creepy as fuck.

So it seems one was killed, but in a way that the tissue is still being kept alive with the living twin.

The extra head is either dead or the closest to death a vegetable has ever been.

jesus that’s a brutal decision to make.

Allah wanted this.

Serious question... why wouldn't they just euthanize that thing and make another normal human? It would save them a tonne of time and money. Once your milk goes out-of-date you don't just drink the rest of it and give yourself food poisoning because it's there. You go buy new milk.

So this below is eye and this above is what, nose?

Did she start the reactor?

its not either "creationist god" or "pure atheism", you stupid retards,

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are you from singapur or from poland?

radiation is a bitch, but does the extra head explode or it just sits there making it impossible for the kid to walk?

milk is under-dated and is good for a while after the date ends.

omg

Form =|= Spirit
Just because your phone is broken and can't receive the signal correctly doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the signal.

Stop being facetious you dumb fuck. You know what I'm trying to say.

Don't look up "parasitic twin" on Google Images

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I bet that abomination can meme like a god

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what the fuck did you draw there? is that a street sign?

feefees

>windows 98
you need at least a quadcore these days user

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if im not me then who the hell am I?

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>does the extra head explode
Only when the kid gets close to the video game's protagonist.

what is this abomination

yea, and what you're saying is fucking stupid.
You say to save money by dumping out milk that is still drinkable.
You're also saying to save time by just making a new child even though they are obviously like 5 years in and the thing is still good. Just cut off the bad bit and see what happens. No need to kill the thing when it could live and they save 5 years.

The only way to kill them is with fire. Otherwise the aliens will continue to spread.

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Allah wills it

For multi threaded tasks, maybe. But intel has some crazy powerful duo core processors for single thread computations.

I found it: realinfozones.com/2014/06/deformed-baby-shockerwoman-gives-birth.html

Also muh intelligent design:
google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=baby with deformed eyes

living hell

go back to your fucking country Carlos

Yes, but only to the other twin telepathically.

I think you're on the wrong website buddy. Do you think that thing is going to live a happy life? Do you think it's going to contribute to society in any way? Do you think that the operation to cut off the extra bit is going to be cheap? Both the parents and the creature will live unhappy lives filled with debt and sadness.
Once it came out like that they should have killed it. Any other choice is illogical and cruel.

chemicals in the water

Proof that mutated genes do not produce new species. Evolution BTFO forever!

>single thread computations
Could I borrow your computer user? Mine could only run Winamp

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CARLOS!

Choose your waifu Jow Forums

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Sum1 make this a wojak

I choose spiderpig

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nigger, that thing is 1 1/27 of a person. cut off the bullshit bits and see if it fucking keeps living.
Its not even as ridiculous as those three potatos that one couple spawned, those things need put down.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipalatinsk_Test_Site

the polygon where the USSR tested many nukes. look up the people there now

Her Emu slave

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>He doesn't know that physics simulations are all done on single threads
This is why it is a pisser to make 3Danimation move correctly. It takes eons to simulate the physics of large objects... The best you can do is simulate portions of the image separately and hope know one notices that the wind effect blowing the characters hair doesn't perfectly match the wind blowing their cloths.

Depleted Uranium.

Muslim inbreeding goes against the natural order of heaven and earth and such monstrosities as in the pic are a result of Muslims following an unnatural order and fucking their first cousins.

Both its eyes in that socket

>it's a frog eugenicist episode
You're accomplishing a lot here OP, keep it up

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Don't blame god for muslims fucking their cousins you Amine

here ya go user

Yea I know about the Polygon.

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lmao wtf I hate ring-a-los now

Carlos!

I think he meant the tube things that look like deep sea thermal vent tube worms that are sticking out of what is probably supposed to be its forehead.

what is this shit?

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what's that dude on the top of his head do if he wants to stay home and chill while his maniac body master runs around the streets all night?

>gee oh gee, who will we choose, the mostly normal child or the retarded chicken nugget stuck to it?

USSR tested nukes near populated areas, and those populations are still dealing with all sorts of fucked up mutations as a result from the radiation.

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damn.
reminds me of agent orange and the experiments the dod/army/whoever did in st louis that gave everyone cancer.

Any info on what happened to those islanders whos island we set off nukes to?
I remember something about paying them off to leave the island.

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The bible clearly covers leprosy bro.

lmao no they are fucking not do you even know how fast radiation from nuclear weapons decays?

Fucking Carlos

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tfw this isnt even the worst... not even close

>wereblog.com/rare-birth-diseases

Some areas are still radioactive, but the main problem is the lingering effects of the people who were exposed at the time.
The worst cases of mutation never survived long enough to reproduce, but the ones with lesser mutations did have children, and those descendants still carry the damaged DNA and are at significant risk of giving birth to children with all sorts of defects.
A big part of the controversy there is over eugenics and whether or not it's moral/ethical to allow the people to reproduce, knowing the children will likely suffer from defects.

I choose the Architect

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2spooky

yeah so funny

Her face is like, "Do you believe this shit?"

Mars allah. Truly, our God isn't a good designer

generations of inbreeding. That thing should've been aborted.

>Be me, arab guy in japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice a japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say "Domo"
>She bows her head in respect
>I sit next to her
>She asks where I come from
>I say "Arabia"
>She says "Cool"
>I ask her name,she says:''Moriko Morioka''
>She asks me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 wh*Toid subhumans appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese lady
>I say "How about you stop harassing her ?"
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I say Bismillah and stare them dead in the eyes
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask "Where do you come from?"
>I say I come from Arabia, the last anti cuckoldry bastion in the world, the most honorable and glorious land on our planet, never conquered, last home of true men
>They run away
>Moriko says how Wh*Toid subhumans are degenerate and perverted, how they come to asia to try and creep on asian women and to constantly get in their pants and how they are usually virgin weeaboos
>Suddently Moriko start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab her and bring her to my bed where we have sex.
>She gets pregnant and have beautiful hafu
>They say "Thank you Omar, if it weren't for you we would have been raped by the uggo pale fatties and had uggo pale children, unfortunately japanese men are cucks and inferior to Arab men..."
>I look at sky and say "لماذا تستخدم الترجمة بدل ان تتعلم العربية"

Intelligent design doesn't account for unintelligent mistakes. Inbreeding being one of them.

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ever left your milk in the fridge too long? or tried to cast a clone a willy and got the temp wrong? Intelligent Design and construction or build are different things

Kuato lives
>open your mind

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my sides

No areas are radioactive.

What is this

Pics like this make me grateful for who I am. Thank fuck I was born without deformities.

It's a prototype in test, you dumb frogeater

>"intelligent" design

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