Be me

>be me
>4 months ago found 3 kittens and a mother outside of house
>they are cute
>feed them once
>they come back
>keep feeding them because they are kittens and hungry
>develop care for them
>they have been like my own children
come this day.
>303 replies Toxoplasmosis thread
>WTF.jpg
>you develop passive nature;holy shit i feel i have developed passive nature
>you have mild body pain.holy shit I have body pain;may be due to gym workout but that has to be cats
>you cannot hate cats again they control your brain;holy shit yesterday accidentally hit one kitten and felt guilty whole night
>its deadly disease. You can't escape
Thanks, you guys just ruined my life. I am full paranoid and Schizophrenic.

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ur retarded

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It's worth it :3

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Fuck you its real. There is no other reason that T.gondi that makes cats lovable. More than 50% of people on earth are infected.
This thing has been known and documented since Egyptian time.
You have the same fucking thing. STOP DELUDING YOURSELF.

You literally have to roll around in their litter box or lick their butt or some such fun.
t. First cat lived 21 years. The two I have now are 12,.plus a good doggo. My wife and I have never had symptoms of toxoplasmosis. Cats are cool as hell.

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>My wife and I have never had symptoms of
toxoplasmosis.
You are a keyboard warrior aren't you?
Go check the wiki. If you are loving cats you are infected already. It's an evolutionary parasitical attack on human species. You have it and its latest.

The reason you are white and basedboy is cats.
Seen a basedboy Black?
Seen a basedboy Muslim?
They are aggressive and rapist. They don't like cats or dogs, that's why.
(((cats))) is their most secret tool. Take this red pill today and throw your cats out of your house.

congratulations on the wife user. I wish your family success

Well, whatever. No symptoms though. They make up for it in their bad-assery

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Qpill me on toxoplasmosis. what does it do?

Thanks fren

Literally nothing unless you have aids or a predisposition to schizophrenia

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>me
>buy house
>house and shed
>infested with cats
>try to catch kittys
>kittys are fast
>many scratches later
>take kittys to humane society
>we dont wont them GTFO
>take kittys and drop them off miles away
>kittys come back
I have pet cats now, I say pets, we both just kind of tolerate each other. But, they bully my retarted half Bassett hound half black lab dog.

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Dogs are cuck animals

Assume you have never seen a monkey, dog or cat.
Close your eyes.
A kitten, a puppy and a monkey kid sits in front of you.
Who do you think you would keep as a pet?
If you answer is cat or dog you are carrying T.gondi. A very smart and intelligent parasite that makes you love cats.
Check this vid out.
youtube.com/watch?v=rdlHNhrMw-A

I'd name him Silverstein or Goldburg.

>meme flag
>mentally retarded
Checks out

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He looks like a big guy

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Well like i said he's retarded. He took a shit one the porch the other day because there was a cat blocking the steps.

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always. It's encouraging to hear that (functional relationships/marriages).

I believe I have the parasite. I grew up with a mother that didn't keep the car boxes clean. My parents were poor and didn't feed the card well so they went out and caught mice. We had 7 or more at any given time.

I have a type A personality and am honorary as hell. I don't even ever have real nightmares anymore. If I do, I am the demon in the nightmare.

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I dunno, brah. Looked at those dead cats photos from porto-scum in that thread, how fucked up one must be to kill animals for fun. Even keeping such pics pack makes me think, that he is unstable retard who must be isolated not only from animals, but from human society. Killing defenceless creatures without proper reason(not for food or survival) and taking "trophy" pictures from such slaughters, isn't it a good example of social degeneracy, which /pol always speaks off?

You just breath the dust when you're changing the litter box. I'm 47. It hasn't killed me yet, and I'm sure I've had it most of my life.

My cat's vet told me you can also get it from digging in the garden.

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>implying I would ever want to act like a nigger

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I really enjoy the company of cats. I see why the ancient Egyptians were fond of them.

49 here. I've had cats my whole life with zero issues. I'm not going to start worrying about it now.

Cats are predators themselves. We are predators ourselves. Just because we don't eat cat doesn't mean we should keep them in our house.

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Neat cat user. Wish I had one like that.

Why would picking a dog implicate I have the virus?

The do surprisingly well on sailboats too.

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If cats never went outside and ate mice, they wouldn't catch the parasite.

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>thinly veiled kot thread on Jow Forums
being friends with animals is white man perk

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What about on car trips?

Nice digits, but where did i speak about keeping cats? It's people's choice to have some pet or not, but it's inhuman to kill mindless creatures without reason. Those hanged cats is good example of such unnecessary cruel murder, even if that retard thinks, that cats are pests it can not justify torturing and murders. That degenerate must be isolated at this stage when he harms only cats, before he 'll find new subjects for such murders.

Pussy

Cats are spiritual badasses.

this thread is retarded

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So this is one of the new slide attempts. Lots of threads about this today. I gyess you guys saw response to animal topics, and stumbled upon sucess regarding pitbulls being nigger dogs. You think you can slide by saying all cats are typhoid Marys of feminism and cucked boys. It won’t work.

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And this is the reason your white people are submissive in current year.

As long as they get to walk around in the back.

Unless you eat catshit for breakfast, you're fine. Retard.

>Toxoplasmosis
Is extremely rare OP.

/pol is degenerated mutts board, they justify kot's torturing. No glorious Kots thread for them!

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Toxoplasmosis only affects immunelets
And liking cats doesnt mean you have it. Cats are cute. Only psychopaths hate cats.

unless you are eating their poo you are fine and if you are eating their poo Toxoplasmosis is the least of your problems

nigger detected
go fuck goat in the ass
Kot is one of 2 things about that I agree with you Russia
other is stupidity of Ukraine
lets remove that stupid country from the map and make kot reserve

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Then don't look at it and go to a different one. Problem solved.

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this kot just heard about Kalergi plan and he is angery

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Probably linked to the Femin Virus.

Q predicted that and Anon5 truthbombed it

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Yep, i think natural kot reserve in place of Kiev will be nice institution for the neutral territory, saw that film where kots peacefully lived in the ruins of some building after end of civilisation.

there is no civilization in ukraine either way, so it would be better to have Kotogród there
also, name of film?

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