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Stan Lee Accused of Rubbing His Balls on Massage Therapist's Foot
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Jayden Campbell
I hope it's true. Based Stan Lee.
Jaxon Stewart
I was showing her the power of his infinity stones.
Ryder Bell
wow the worst crime
Kayden Foster
What... I thought he died? Mandela effect... Anyone else?
Charles Evans
One of his best Camey-O's
but seriously he's really old so his balls are going to be touching the ground. The therapist shouldn't be surprised
Christian Hall
Jesus fucking christ, even a 95 year old man can’t catch a fucking break? Jesus.
Bentley Sanchez
So there I was...
FUCKIN' JACK KIRBYS WIFE
Luis Davis
X-Play?
William Diaz
Totally, that shit cracked me the fuck up
Kayden Gomez
prove it
Easton Cruz
My opinion of him would unironically go up
Isaiah Nelson
I'm pretty sure he is dead, but I might be confusing him with other old famous guy.
Justin Thomas
So this is the stuff that Americans find funny.
Huh.
Josiah Wilson
Wait. How would this even happen.
Sebastian Davis
Maybe she shouldn't have put her foot up to his balls.
Andrew Clark
You can get busted for that?
Isaac Cruz
Anyone who has seen him at a Comic Con knows this is complete bullshit. He is barely functioning at all, probably gets a ton of shots so he can make a 30 minute panel. (((They))) are just trying to suck everything of worth from him before he dies. Anyways the young and elderly have a lot in common as they have no idea what the fuck is going on half the time.
Jaxon Morales
>they have no idea what the fuck is going on half the time.
Goddamn i can't wait till I'm elderly then.
Christopher Williams
Damn how low do his balls hang.
Ayden Gutierrez
>perverted jew committing sexual harassment
what's the news here
John Hernandez
you can bust *from* that if its your fetish
you can get busted if you did it without her consent. but basically any girl can claim you did something without her consent. unless you get her to sign a contract. but even then, that's not enough. marriages are contracts and they still fuck you over. RAAAYPEEE!!! AHHH!!
Jace Thomas
>Mandela effect
merican education everyone
Jackson Nelson
>Maria Carballo
cant trust women anymore nowadays
Eli Moore
He's so old. He was probably just wearing shorts and his balls fell out of them and hit the floor landing on her foot.
Blake Perry
Fuck you, he used a proper term. Learn to google, nigger wannabe.
Aiden Hill
I thought he died
Jackson Rodriguez
>Stan Lee Accused of Rubbing His Balls on Massage Therapist's Foot
>footfag
>kike
This is probably bullshit, but I believe it.
>en.wikipedia.org
>Stan Lee (born Stanley Martin Lieber) is an American comic-book writer, editor, film executive producer, and publisher.
>he was born on December 28, 1922 in New York City, in the apartment of his Romanian-born Jewish immigrant parents
Camden Anderson
Nicely done
Jayden Diaz
E X C E L S I O R
James Carter
HOW COME ALL COMICS ARE MADE BY THEM?(())
Josiah Evans
chinese news animation when?
Robert Lewis
>he doesn't go to the massage therapist every week to get a little foot stank on his ballsack
Brandon Collins
Another gold digging fuck on the getting sued list.
Ian Murphy
So I was getting a massage from Jack Koiby's wife...
Anthony Carter
literally unbelievable
>client begins "to fondle himself"
>therapist instructs client "to roll onto his back in an attempt to diffuse the situation"
after this the therapist refuses to work with Lee again, until she does.
>during second session, client gets worked up again
>rather than leave, therapist removes her shoes and continues with a shiatsu massage
Carson Butler
lol that's pretty funny actually.
Very 4chanesque.
PS:4chanesque doesn't trigger my spellcheck.
Asher Brown
who is this Stan Bree?
Leo Stewart
The guy who invented spiderman threads.
John Brown
I still want him to go out out with the Mister Excelsior publisher of Excelsior Magazine he played in Iron Man and an Ep of Agents of Shield. A major plot thread in Phase 4 should be him trying to get the female Avengers for his centerfold
Lucas King
>who is this Stan Bree?
Nothing you need to worry about, goy.
Robert Carter
I rubbed my balls on a small Asian woman who was massaging my hamstrings from beneath me. She didn't care, but she didn't offer to suck my dick like I thought she would. Fucking shitty massage.
Tyler Garcia
Why is it white people that have weird fetishes
Chase Fisher
Fucking BASED
Gabriel Turner
>Why is it (((white))) people that have weird fetishes
Friendly reminder, faggot.
>en.wikipedia.org
>Stan Lee (born Stanley Martin Lieber) is an American comic-book writer, editor, film executive producer, and publisher.
>he was born on December 28, 1922 in New York City, in the apartment of his Romanian-born Jewish immigrant parents
Grayson Murphy
Same, except I nutted all over her feet
William Hughes
why are a huge percentage of these dirty old pervs and rapists JEWS?
Ryan Reyes
She was about to give him a footjob but he got overeager and forgot to reconfirm consent
Zachary Turner
How can you take a woman's side over Stan Lee?
No, really. What woman has EVER given us anything even approaching what that perverted kike has? Hate him and Kirby all you want.
They gave us some badass characters that will continue to live on for many generations.
No fucking worthless whore has ever done that. I would totally not mind Stan Lee eating the still-beating hearts out of women. Why? Because he's a badass and earned that shit.
Robert Harris
>why are a huge percentage of these dirty old pervs and rapists JEWS?
THASS RACISS!!
We're all the same.
Except for Jews. They need a safe space to be Jewish. It's in the Bible.
>Diversity for thee, but not for me!
Anytime you see anyone harping about privilege, do a search for their history.
You Know Who will be the result.
Parker Harris
He's fucking 95. His balls sagged from the table to the floor, where they brushed her foot.
Josiah Scott
>How can you take a woman's side over Stan Lee?
Eli Morris
hes an establishment shill selling arrested development to manchildren not some national fucking hero. fucking capefags i swear
there are special massage parlours that are all about rubbing your balls wherever. they cost extra. he can afford it.
Tyler Wilson
I'm 100% sure that the whore "therapist" offered it first.
James Howard
I'm not even a capefag. But I just do not care when I hear about ANYONE "raping" or sexually assaulting a fucking female.
I cannot be bothered to give a single shit. With the way that women have laid waste to the world for the last 100 years? Fuck em.
>but user, what about ur mom?
She knows her goddamn place.
>your grandmom?
DEAD. lol.
>your sister?
Out west, dgaf.
Kayden Lee
>I just do not care when I hear about ANYONE "raping" or sexually assaulting a fucking female.
Unless you're defending the morality of a decrepit kike.
Put your indignation away, user.
Ask yourself why you suddenly give a shit when it's a kike being accused.
>I don't care
>4 posts
You care.
Josiah Green
>live the dream
>get sued
freeing women was a mistake
Dominic Allen
I dont believe this rumors. comic books are good for our white males to build morality and tell us what masculinity should be
Andrew Fisher
Dude what the fuck. Me too. His death was announced I want to say after the completion of cap america: civil war.
Jason Rivera
Maybe he's the matrix Architect and this timeline is just one of his stories. He first wrote that his persona dies, but changed his mind so rewrote the program.
Gabriel Taylor
Back in the day you'd never have noticed. Now of course it's utterly pozzed.
The creators and writers 60s-90s are legend
Luis Rivera
Yes but that issue is mid-eighties. They have retconned and fucked everything up now.
Wyatt Davis
y u do dis?
Kayden Baker
Maybe they just hang that low.
Blake Carter
It was his wife that died
Josiah Baker
>roastie trying to milk money from a dying man that can't fight back
Disgusting.
Cameron Wilson
how does a 95 year old man physically manage to put his balls on the floor to even be able to touch her foot? ignoring the old people long ballsack stereotype