What's your excuse Jow Forums?

i get plenty of action going against antifa
nothing like skirmishing with steel helmet gas mask and shield

My cock is too big

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I won't lie about my past.

too busy playing video games, fucking cute boys and having fun

LOL fuck your shit, soldier boy

>tfw no foot-long dick

I'm straight

I have both of my legs

Obama downsized the military after I got my waiver but before I left to swear in and they stopped accepting medical waivers. Worst day of my life.

I fought for USA until ambassador Chris Stevens was sacrificed by Killary.
I then realized we had traitors in every part of the government.

Won't let me join due to autism so they would rather I live off autismbux.

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They found out I have depression and attempted suicide almost a decade ago, then rejected me

Im not jewish

fucking chicken legs holy shit what a pussy.

I don't want to die for oil ,drugs and money

Hahaha excuse for what? Every american who joins the military to safeguard israel's interests is a moron.

>1. I'm blind in my right eye. I wouldn't be able to serve in any sort of combat role effectively. And if I'm not in combat, then what's the fucking point? I can contribute just as much to the country being a computer geek not working for the government.

>2. I'm fat, out of shape, lazy, and I don't take orders well.

>3. No one is attacking us right now. What the fuck is the point in fighting in wars of aggression?

>4. I hate Jews and I don't want to fight in their oil wars.

Now tell me what is your excuse for beingsuch a fucking retard?

this

You should have shot them, faggot

it's too bad he didn't lose those arms with all those stupid fucking tattoos

why leaf always make it about yourself jeez go back to canada

I don't support the military or its endeavors.

i don't want to be a welfare queen and die for isreal in some godforsaken shithole

Not dying for Jews

SLIDE

I'm not stupid enough to lose a leg so the sons of Abraham can build a pipeline to Turkey

Canada doesn't have a military.

>Still alive
Not man enough to die for Israel? Fucking anti-semitic trash.

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Signed up, got rejected for being autistic.

i killed a kike
got out yesterday after serving my 20 years.
military won't accept crims

I dont want to die in the desert fighting a proxy war for jews.

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Hide it

The commies do the same thing

What the fuck

Really?

Post the real one faggot.

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I'm too busy not missing leg day

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They updated this one, it's a better quality image.

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Fpbp

His legs dont hurt.

He had a skipping leg day, kek.

1. Too old
2. Non American Citizen

I'm too old. 49.

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Because I'm in the Russian airforce and can't wait to carpet bomb you mutt faggots

>thinking any of our conflicts were about oil
try to be less retarded user.

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>6'3
>160 lbs
leglet

not interested in dying for goldman sachs

I have none. I should've returned that traps phone calls

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> not going 1U0X1 so you can shitpost between prosecutions

It's like you don't into 21st Century warfighting

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