/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP! ON ICE! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania show the Macros around the WH 4/23/18
youtu.be/wmcS5NrEX3A
>Trumps &Macrons depart Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/hi7ZMAzSvuY
>Trumps &Macrons touring Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/MfHIk_mNLD8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Macrons arrive @Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/JHH5m-L0E68
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania plant tree w/Macrons 4/23/18
youtu.be/hItVtaeE1po
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome Macrons 4/23/18
youtu.be/Ty1sJJQzwts
>FR pres Macron arriving @JBAndrews 4/23/18
c-span.org/video/?444462-1/
>VP Pence swears in NASA Admin Bridenstine 4/23/18
youtu.be/3jdkMq2IYWg
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania prepares for state visit 4/23/18
youtu.be/VcmmMRVaGyo
>USDASec Perdue @4H Natl Conference 4/23/18
youtu.be/7L_f_zvNI6k
>USDA responds to Opioid Crisis 4/23/18
youtu.be/Y3WUcWubU8I
>UnderSoS Shannon signs US/POL scitech agreement 4/23/18
youtu.be/F3RQl8H6SAk
>StateDep Readout on opioids (Heather) 4/23/18
youtu.be/sbDmUxDMqag
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/23/18
youtu.be/j21SSiX4Ay0
>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/22/18
youtu.be/5y0-M2PIX9w
youtu.be/BANNnSktvIA
youtu.be/xjCEzHywlls
>Pres Trump departing Palm Beach FL 4/22/18
youtu.be/4dRogDTCwyE
youtu.be/KPtPAIUinXc
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
youtu.be/nq_bh2kS11w
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets JPN DefMin 4/20/18
c-span.org/video/?444352-1/

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MAGA

Is this the thread where we get comfy?

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FBI niggers? Or is it safe?

Yes
But
No
There is no comfy for the mad ones
And we are the mad ones... The ones with the madness to believe...

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Which network should you broadcast on?

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>301

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For Brazilbro. I had a mormon friend who did his mission in Argentina for 2 years and he loved it.

Free jobs for everyone, beat that Trumo

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Anons this may be fortuitous because I happen to be trained in the arts and science of video editing. Yes, it is I, the user who admonishes others for not using Premier and After Effects, that wishes to move to the comfy Brazil reality TV show 1776 revolution ranch.

The humidity would take some getting used to, but I'm gonna watch Sorcerer and make some webms to aclimate. With the BR haciendanon please pay for my ticket?

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>oxycodone as a mood improving pill
holy shit you lucky fucking nigger

AWOOOO

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Jewleaf I want to thank you for finally taking new pictures of your kots.

>mormon
>missionaries

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You could make it a youtube series unironically

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i got so comfy i fap to cuckshit now
>tsumino.com/Book/Info/38683/aoi-no-netorare-nikki-mou

:-\

Too late, this shtick could have passed muster in '16, but now with a booming economy and low unemployment people see that capitalism beats gibs

the media is glitching out

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looks post-modern, but i also like it.
it's not listless, and seems rather inviting for company.
kind of like a gallery in the mid 1980s.

hgtv

>tsumino.com/Book/Info/38683/aoi-no-netorare-nikki-mou
>i got so comfy i fap to cuckshit now
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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Niggers, you're about to join a Civil War for Brazil if you ever come here, the least I could do is build you a fucking village before october on our elections.
They will send us hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans, Bolivians and Terrorist Colombians to vote to prevent Bolsonaro from entering into power and getting us our beloved .308
Like I've said, here in the farm we built the house of the worker better than ours, we might build better ones for anons as well

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He just can't stop with the ridiculous jew scams. I wonder how many people will buy it this time. Remember goyim, no refunds!

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My pleasure, glad you like my pussies

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Is this poetry or are you drunk
>also I think Miriam is plotting something against you

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I don't think hgtv accepts the use of "nigger" 15 times an episode

the plan is working

BuzzFeed NO!

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every channel except bet is like that

YOUTUBE

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They had to prescribe me that because of my terribly bad headaches and normal ibuprofen had literally zero effect. Headaches disappeared over the years but the pill cabinet remained.

True. Go with bet.

Just make a deal with some kike

>brasil civil war
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pls no bulli

I will ALWAYS invite Mormons in for a chat and refreshments. They're good people and have always been good to me, way more down to earth than people think.

I would unironically study RLM editing and Primitive Technology staging to making it entertaining.

>Niggers, you're about to join a Civil War for Brazil if you ever come here
Practice.

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oh no...I pictured you living in a comfy cabin somewhere with your sick mother, not in a commiebloc.

>michaljacksoneatingpopcorn.gif
If this guy can make it, so can you
youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA/videos

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>I don't think hgtv accepts the use of "nigger" 15 times an episode
I would unironically edit out such instance as cringe inducing embarrassing behavior.

I'd leave 'fag' in though.

Could Allison Mack do the first decade of her sentence at my house?

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POST PICS OF SETTLEMENT SIGHT

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Thats cool. I was an infantry grunt my whole time in the army. I know a few things.

>ibuprofen
Good fucking job, that shit is worse than oxy

>he gets off on cuck porn

You could do it cheaply also probably kek

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RUSSIAN PUPPE-
oh wait

She's be plotting for 13 years. I was raised to be a dog person, her feline wiles are of no concern,


Feel free to donate to my patreon and subscrib ;_____;

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It's looks like Hebrew letter but don't make any sense
ני-ב!!!

is that so used to be japanese?

>POST PICS OF SETTLEMENT SIGHT
Do you feel it user? The rush of colonial settlement? The thrill of empire?

Fuck, no preview on channel. here.
youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE

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I hereby nominate the theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

One of the lost tribes ended up in Japan, didn't you know that?

Just search up "MST" or "Movimento Sem Terra", imagine all of them with an AK on their hands, that is what we will have to deal with in a couple months.

>Feel free to donate to my patreon and subscrib ;_____;
F

fat cat

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

have another
>tsumino.com/Book/Info/39595/zoku-kakeochi-shoujo-netorare-midaresaku-sumire-

>Movimento Sem Terra
>estimated membership of 1 million
JUST

Japan is one of the missing tribes, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

What about the people that dont want a job?

I like my cats like my women

Wizards win again: foxnews.com/world/2018/04/23/woman-says-cut-off-boyfriends-penis-with-garden-shears-because-leaked-sex-tape-reports-say.html

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my bad, 1.5 million

Black?

OPEC will not be pleased.

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Make work refusal for those unable to support themselves without work a crime

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Fat hairy and dependant

Baked?

big bobs or not big bobs

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

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HAHA

cucked!

Better theme some here. Fight me.
youtube.com/watch?v=iZeebIqwcC8

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>foxnews.com/world/2018/04/23/woman-says-cut-off-boyfriends-penis-with-garden-shears-because-leaked-sex-tape-reports-say.html

Seal her vagina shut

>wake up from a nightmare
>instinctively grab laptop and open /ptg/ to get comfy
>realize I'm being a complete faggot

Anons, I...

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of course she'll do that

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Good goyim! Your foreskins were not enough!

>he doesn't want the seinfeld theme playing when something hilarious happens

Ill check it out and do some research. I still know a few active guys. Ill see what they have too.

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W-what about Russia? They need to sell oil too to have enough food to eat.

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Anons please, I need this!

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We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man.

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Oh

NONONONONON

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...

Post full pic of gun
>meme tabs

I kind of like Curb your Enthusiasm's better but seinfeld is ok too

FREN

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i dreamed that three people were in my room looking at the porn on my computer and i had to ask them to leave because they were making me feel uncomfortable

i haven't had a nightmare in a long time

>the dude tugging it on the left
two swords touching really gets him goin.

OK, how about this as the end credit song:
youtube.com/watch?v=8YGlzSl6cxU

>Post full pic of gun
It's just a .22 Henry.

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I remember your cute cat pics from before Jewleaf. My cat is unfortunately not that plump, he was almost that size until he got diabetes. Still he’s doing okay after I continue to make changes to his diet.

>top 10 anime sword battles

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Do you have an AR

pretty kitty

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No :(

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/ptg/ is life

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Cmon faggot buy one

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