>Royal baby: Duchess gives birth to boy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43864933
>Jeremy Corbyn reiterates plan for four new public holidays, including St George’s Day
independent.co.uk
>Van attack kills ten leafs in Toronto
theguardian.com
>Count Dankula charged with racism
dailymail.co.uk
>World's first penis transplant
bbc.co.uk
Shoo,
Poo,
Flue,
Kangaroo in a zoo.
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WE BACK NIGGERS
Bit of a strange request, but does anyone happen to have the Natalie Bennett pepe image that was floating around during the 2015 elections? I've been desperate to find it again for months.
Friendly reminder that
>Brit
rhymes with
>shit
Are we all getting arrested because of that fucking Armenian leaf?
>tfw been waiting 8 hours to post on this shitehole
My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And my website administrator is a gook.
Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including Shitty anime boards
22 dead threads is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades..
Test, 4chen hasnt worked all day
Redpill me on House of Lords.
>armanian leaf
what he do? cunt made me watch brit police videos all day
Jow Forums van of peaced some stacies in canada
Pretty much this.
count dankula is already free, getting money to go against his sentence
im back on the ukip train 2bqhwy fampie
what's with all this down time lately lads? hiro trying to save bandwidth costs?
>beta uprising finally happening
any news sources cover the perpitrator as sam hyde yet? why the fuck doid they freeze it anyway? not like him posting what he was going to do harms the mind of the average user
My goalkeeper is Lukaku
My sweeper is Mgumbwe
My centre backs are Mbwele and Oyadole
My wing backs are Mohammed and Bwanga
My centre midfielders are Mamadu, Lakhtar and Nwankwo
My strikers are Ngubu and Drogba
My club is owned by Qataris
My stadium is the Al-Aziz Mosque Memorial Stadium
And my favourite meal is a kebab
My name is Neil and I support Norf F.C. Pakis out!
pretty sure that train has derailed
kek holy shit
...
>not like him posting what he was going to do harms the mind of the average user
apperantly it was to scan the postlogs for any posts by him
>My son is Nigerian
>take the kiddies to Lego Land (half price entry coz of Stephen Lawerence Day) to celebrate Mo Salah's STUNIN hat trick, what a lad!
>on the way there there's the bi-monthly Queer Policeperson Pride Parade
>kiddies want to see the floats pass by, leave 'em at the Barriers of Peace while I nip into Greggs to get four sosig rolls for a quid and a bag of Yum Yum
>suddenly, the Tolerance Bus driven by PC Ahmed smashes into the crowd
>kiddies are dead
>quite annoyed
>"Oi, Ahmed, that was uncalled for!"
>one of the dancing Queerpolicepeople wearing red high heels to highlight white male on black female rape arrests me for hatespeech
>everyone on the Tolerance Bus applauds this as it smashes into the nearest Shoe Zone
All in all, a quintessentially British afternoon lads.
fucking CIA/FBI, i was supposed to play and shitpost about gaylo online today
I've been asked to ask you for a good file name for this image.
My acid attacker is Pakistani
My rapist is Somali
My house burguler is Romanian
My drain on the NHS is inbred Pakistani
My pick pocket is Romanian
My attacker is Afghanistani
My terrorist is Iraqi
My national political decision maker is Jewish
My bike gangs are Nigerian
My 'Moderate' iman is Saudi
My burka is Yemeni
My bank is Jewish
My drug dealer is a Yardie
My PCSO is Indian
My pick pocketer is a Gypsy
My grandkids are half Yardie
My top civil servants are Jewish
My cholestrol is American
You always was a sillay hoe.
The Telegraph interviewed his classmates.
Apparently he was developing an App to help you find parking spots (my fucking sides) and he quote "couldn't use a steering wheel when I knew him."
They all graduated just this month.
Robots are fooking deadly innit.
>the_wrong_hitchens_died.jpg
>can't perform under pressure
Can think of a good photoshop though.
Ha! Brilliant m8! It's just like me ol pal Chalky used to say - "You whities go red when you hot, blue when you cold, green when you sick, purple when you die - so who's da real coloured guy?!"
What a fucking lad. Used to get all the birds when we wuz out clubbin' in Newcastle. Shame he got put away for slappin his missus Charlese around, but she's a slag anyway. Nice kids though, the mixed ones are always the cutest, like my sis says - and she should know, she's got three of the little tykes!
HAHAHA
i just posted the yank copypasta in cripchan and got 20 yous already
So what happened?
Doesn't the Royal Family mutilate their boys?
Kek
there have a fuckton of kike ancestery so i wouldnt be suprised but i cant know for sure
McCains are onto us lads
Isn't it German by ancestry?
they have ancestry from all over european aristocracy,
>tfw Alexa tells you how to use Twitter
holy fuck, BASED mods going ful 1488 on frogposter
>"You whities go red when you hot, blue when you cold, green when you sick, purple when you die - so who's da real coloured guy?!"
I remember this ad when I was a kid, it was a black guy in a cinema verite shot and even then I instinctively knew it was related to package holiday not knowing anything goalposting kick it out mentality like the faithless song racism is a weapon of mass destruction
>tfw Alexa does a Mass
tfw Alexa says Mass*
...
willy nibbler's pet
Uhm sweeties? The website has been down all day and no one is talking about it?
Sweeties that's not acceptable in 2018! xoxoxoxoxox
i asked about it in this thread but nobody answered
They are being very bad sweeties x
Test
Sweetie please, we're back now and sweetie posting is being throttled to 100% SWEETIE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX!
what's with all the downtime?
kick it out lads
also daily reminder that even if we do make it we'll still forever be resentful to the people around us like
>you are only with me because i've made it
That’s twice in the past few weeks, the Chinaman better sort it out.
did it break, get attacked or is he trying to save bandwidth costs or something?
>£800 fine
Kek, now he's in contact with every e-celeb and getting 100,000 views plus every video.
They really showed him.
That dumb Canadian sweetie that killed people because he was a beta bitch, he mentioned 4chungz (a Chink takeaway place) but the Faggot Bureau of Incels (Canadian FBI) thought it was Jow Forums so they SHUT IT DOWN!
"Smell my finger!"
Also this, he's been closing servers down during European times to save cash. He's a scum sucker.
also daily reminder that all the cute + kind girls you went to school with think you're scum
so do all the teachers
everyone you remember in that brilliant teenage memory thinks you're scum
nobody is there for you
the only eventuality in which they'd be there for you is if you had something to offer them
because you alone are not enough
>"Rees-Mogg is asked whether there should be Brexit compromises, eg get less good deal on fishing (0.1% of economy) to get a better overall deal. He says this is “typical of the defeatist attitude of the Treasury” and amounts to socialism.
twitter.com
Yes, because making concessions on a trade deal is entirely equivalent to the entire means of production and the products thereof being put in the hands of the workers. Fucking idiot. Do you tools actually like him?
No idea lad. Wouldn’t be surprised if certain special interests wanted this site down.
Same as the other week, site was there, but noone could post.
>projecting this hard
too much coffee this evening?
any of you been to Isle of Man ?
really enjoyed the /brit movie thread just finished naked and just started jubilee, I think ill put the kettle on first and cut some apple pie
>cute girls from school
Except the one I married, you mean? Back to Jow Forums with you.
Who the fuck drinks coffee, it's disgusting. And no sweetie x Hiroshimoot has done this a few times and it's been frozen when that guy posted a picture of that dead woman on /b/ that he strangled.
youtube.com
Based Nazi Scottish lad is going to appeal.
exception that proves the rule
does she know about ur political beliefs?
>had to keep refreshing Jow Forums for 8 hours and seeing this over and over again
Just watched this
>Tommy Meets: UKIP Leader Gerard Batten
youtube.com
I think I will join UKIP
>paralysed man does marathon
MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!
it could be this but last time it happened wwiii nearly broke out
i think hiro might be selling them our data
yeah
#FightingToBeBritish
5,143 Tweets
Mo Salah
95.7K Tweets
oh well.. nevermind. most of em are stupid anyway
Well aren't you a ray of fucking sunshine. Also joke's on you, most of my "friends" from school ended up homeless.
He cute!
I bet you're loving all this 'incel' stuff in the news.
>he doesn't vent his own feels by attacking others with his exact spine shattering realisations
>i think hiro might be selling them our data
You do realise that the threat to bomb football stadiums in the USA (a prank on here) the police were handed information by moot at the time.
Moot was whoring out our data back then and hiroshimoot has not only been whoring our data but he's been cost cutting server uptime. He's been called out on it before and his gook friends that all speak gooktalk were laughing about gaijin or some shit.
I nipped over to cripchan. Reminded me I left that cancerous no funs shithole in the first place.
tory supporting kikes can't complain m8, this is your doing
what universe was that from
hope it isnt ours
So this is what a fallen angel looks like
some of us could be in real trouble if they get our posts
youtube.com
>I am homeless because of universal credit bloo bloo bloo
>"Let's get high" hat with weed leaf on the brim