Jesus Christ was Whi.............
Jesus Christ was Whi
>feet were like obsidian black turds
>live in the desert
>is tan
Jeepers
that's spooky glorified revelations jesus though. earthly biological jesus was an anglo-saxon with a redpilled haircut
Lamentations 4:7 KJV
Lmao
>live in desert
>feet constantly touching hot ass sand
>user wonders why his feet are tan
You get bronzed when you tan.
Jew on a stick lived in the desert in the middle east.
Jew on a stick was tan.
First hit for "polished bronze"
“And his head and his hair were white as white wool, white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;”
Revelation 1:14 RV1895
His head was white as wool. I guess his feet were obsidian turd black because he stepped in shit or something.
Looks like the average nigger to me.
>THERE ARE CHRISTIAN WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEY BELONG ON Jow Forums LURKING THIS THREAD WANTING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
DEAD.
JEW.
ON.
A.
STICK.
>implying you aren't a kike
Begone leftyshit. Christianity is incompatible with communism.
uuum sweetie 4 people still died and probably could have stopped him even faster if he had a gun
Nice try skipping King James you heretical faggot. He's fine brass. We all know he was actually a chink.
Christianity is communism.
Who cares what his race was.
He is the embodiment of all things holy.
You fags that always feel the need to down Christians by saying "your god wasn't white" should be hung by your ankles and drained of your blood.
LOL Christfags confirmed disgusting footfags. No wonder the pope licks the dirty feet of slaves LMAO!!!!
Oh well thank you for correcting all of last century for me. That was a close one.
You'll be a dead jew a stick in a couple of years
Don't even know about this one. When silver-bronze is white-hot what color is it? Like some cryptic jew-riddle.
Jews aren't white.
not at all an allegory
You're going to be the first country to legalize child brides.
Jesus is a metaphor for the Sun. He is not the son of god but the ‘Sun’ of god. Think about this logically. Why would he describe himself in one verse about being like a bright morning star. This is just one instance were his descriptions match that of our sun in the sky. You’ve all been played by deserts semites.
this Brother
How about you read the rest of the versions about a Sand Nigger who lived in the desert
That's where Moby stole his lyrics from!
Literally mystery Babylon
Thank god there are still people with sense on this website. This place has turned into a cesspit of dotards after the influx of the_donald niggers
Do you even have any idea how metal looks when it's heated in a furnace?
...ite
I SMEEL THY FOUL STENCH OF INFIDELS
two identical threads, shills have to recover the 9 hours lost of Jow Forums being down?
Also this
What colour is used to describe a tanned white?
>Hint: its bronze
>NIV has actual arguments against abortion at any stage
>KJV has white Jesus
What do?
o this bronze altar here under heel stone
'round me does get a bit brassy at times
The Vulgate says his feet were like brass glowing in a furnace.
He was mediterranean, dipshit. You are literally KANGZposting on behalf of the left. Great job, fedorable faggot.
Jesus was brown middle eastern looking everyone knows this whats more shocking is that the prophet Mohammad was a green eyed ginger. I think a lock of his hair is in Mecca or Medina I believe.
agreed
Meanwhile Muhammad was white. Really makes you think...
this is what he looked like.
Every communist country bans christianity but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
pic related is the current direct line of Muhammed
Stop spamming your shit thread
meant for
NIV is corrupted, stick with KJV.
Learn Greek
Christianity is nothing but a degenerate cult made by literal arabs, disgusting.
I'm listening user, please explain more.
I pray every evening, may god punish england!
Yeah what happened was the jews were merchants in the east african slave trade primarily somalia and eretrea for the sauds. Mohammad began purchasing slaves and freeing them so the jews went after him and killed his bestfriend some nigger named bilal he went to medina and they eneded up welcoming him and he convinced everyone to racemix to make them blood so the population genetics could harmonize in due time. then he rounded up a small army and went to fight the mega jews and their byzantinan counterparts
Those are the fucking clouds! How can you still not get this?
>His eyes were like flames
He is the sun you morons, they’re describing the sun!
>hair
>head
>eyes
>feet
Yeah no.
He's not the sun, but he glows like the sun.
>may god punish england
I think he started on your lot a while ago. You've been praying for too fucking long.
BRONZED
You know how Gandalf is a different color after he comes back? Doesn't it stand to reason that Jesus would be a different color too, especially in a trippy Revelation-like setting? So we can't infer anything about how he looked on earth from these passages.
>obsidian black turds
Have you seen a doctor about that?
>BRONZE
>NOT GOLD
Christcucks are truly last place.
Jesus is currently getting his tan on, he has to look good for the end times.
Worshipping a brown kike on a stick
The ultimate cuckolding
It's called wearing sandals in the desert
NPT (nu-pol testament)
Those are the sandniggers feet you are smelling
Here is a typical Christian doing what a Christian should do. That is, kissing sandnigger feet.
Shouldn't you be jerking off to scat Hans?
>a middle eastern person not being white is a contraversial statement in Jow Forums
Only true white people turn red in the run - any other colour means that you are spawns of niggers
TRY TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESERT AND NOT TURN NIGGERISH
I turn beet red. I’m the purest of white
And his face is described as white. It’s only his feet that are said to be bronze. He also descended from King David who was described as red haired and pale skinned.
MED RACE MASTER RACE. FUCK THE ANGLOS AND THE KRAUTS.
>Shouldn't you be jerking off to scat Hans?
You certainly provide the material for it.
Imagine having a religion so cucked it revolves around stinky nigger feet
>red haired
>pale skin
You mean, he was pure
If you stay in hot climate for long the skin tend to adapt and produce more melanin to shield itself from solar radiation.
No, he was an American nog.
This. Also learn Hebrew and Aramaic.
catholics are not christian.
Imagine being so retarded you actually think this
Wrong.
Adaptations happen to a population. Acclimitization happens to an individual. I assure you, that I, as a red haired pale man, cannot produce more melanin and become darker.
I will get cancer and die. You want that? The purest of the pure dying before I have created pure children to carry on the White Race? You must be Sicilian
Post the whole passage
>Live in the desert
>Feet are a fucked up burnt color
Gee wilickers he must have been a negro
It's ahistorical to claim that a Levantine man like himself 2000 years ago was darker than typical native Levantine men today
I dunno, you're seeming pretty punished why dont you go ask your London Mayor how punished you are little white cuck
Make sure not to offend your black female PC supervisor with your re-tweeting of rap lyrics or you'll get community service!
Cheers bong!
They didnt hide in their homes all day back then like you do now, considering where he lived he probably had one mad tan
Jesus was nothing but a fucking jew
He declared that he came to fulfill the Jewish prophecies of the messiah, making any remaining non-Christian Jew a heathen who would burn in Hell
you too, bongyboi
so he was a med and/or slav ?