/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - /bestdaughter/ Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania show the Macros around the WH 4/23/18
youtu.be/wmcS5NrEX3A
>Trumps &Macros arrive @WH 4/23/18
youtu.be/miIWE9yTWIA
>Trumps &Macrons depart Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/hi7ZMAzSvuY
>Trumps &Macrons touring Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/MfHIk_mNLD8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Macrons arrive @Mt Vernon 4/23/18
youtu.be/JHH5m-L0E68
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania plant tree w/Macrons 4/23/18
youtu.be/hItVtaeE1po
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome Macrons 4/23/18
youtu.be/Ty1sJJQzwts
>FR pres Macron arriving @JBAndrews 4/23/18
c-span.org/video/?444462-1/
>VP Pence swears in NASA Admin Bridenstine 4/23/18
youtu.be/3jdkMq2IYWg
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania prepares for state visit 4/23/18
youtu.be/VcmmMRVaGyo
>USDASec Perdue @4H Natl Conference 4/23/18
youtu.be/7L_f_zvNI6k
>USDA responds to Opioid Crisis 4/23/18
youtu.be/Y3WUcWubU8I
>UnderSoS Shannon signs US/POL scitech agreement 4/23/18
youtu.be/F3RQl8H6SAk
>StateDep Readout on opioids (Heather) 4/23/18
youtu.be/sbDmUxDMqag
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 4/23/18
youtu.be/j21SSiX4Ay0
>Pres Trump arrives in DC 4/22/18
youtu.be/5y0-M2PIX9w
youtu.be/BANNnSktvIA
youtu.be/xjCEzHywlls
>Pres Trump departing Palm Beach FL 4/22/18
youtu.be/4dRogDTCwyE
youtu.be/KPtPAIUinXc
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in NC 4/20/18
youtu.be/nq_bh2kS11w

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youtube.com/watch?v=XqmmEso_2sI
debbieleskoforcongress.com/
hiralforcongress.com/
nytimes.com/interactive/2018/04/24/us/elections/results-arizona-house-special-election.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo
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How are we today, /ptg/?

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Better now.

M8s I don did fucked it up again
Why can't I read women

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>worshiping a kike
Yep, it's /ptg/, the ass cancer of Jow Forums

RED STORM ALERT

redstorm2018.wordpress.com/2018/04/09/the-upcoming-special-election-in-az-08-a-quick-rundown/

If anyone wants a quick rundown on the special election going on today, here it is

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Welcome to President Bundo General
>ITT we post /bestboys/ and only /bestboys/

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post favorite trump photo

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what hapen

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Anything happening today lads? Or another slow day?

The best thing about this joke is Hillary not only laughed the hardest in that room, but she was one of the first in the entire audience to get it.

>when the Israeli imageboard for lampshade engineering shuts down so you can't post cute wolfgirls in the the thread dedicated to the President of the United States

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part of it has to do with the fact that you're either the biggest defeatist loser of all time, or a leftist shill who is likely a male feminist

I would say Tiffy is the best daughter but I can't get over that pic of hers with the transvestive son of Magic Johnson.

Lara Trump is the best daughter now.

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Republicans better win the election today..

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youtube.com/watch?v=XqmmEso_2sI

the one where he dabs is pretty good

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4chins came back

menu for Trump’s dinner with Macron

delicious

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Women are gay
Read boys instead

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Date: April 24, 2018

Candidates: Debbie Lesko (Republican) vs Hiral Tipirneni (Democrat)

Debbie Lesko: Former member of the Arizona State Senate (District 21, 2015 to 2018). Was the President Pro Tempore of the ASS from 2017 to 2018. Served in the Arizona House of Representatives from 2009 to 2015. Policy priorities include border security, national security, education (school choice), and taxes®ulations (tax cuts).

“Happily married mother of three children. Bachelor’s degree in Business Administration…Survivor of domestic violence”

debbieleskoforcongress.com/

Hiral Tipirneni: Emergency room physician, cancer research advocate. Markets herself as someone who isn’t a career politician. Campaign priorities include Medicaid, simplifying the tax code, improving care for veterans, greater investment in public schools. Indian ancestry.

hiralforcongress.com/

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YES

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You can't read encrypted messages either
is that your fault or the encryptions?
women are encrypted, user
Chad has the key

Why is she so perfect bros?

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user

> if you are pretty and successful women will go to you
> if you aren't it becomes a numbers game: try again, try again, try again until you succeed
And have fun in the attempts

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>ITT we post /bestboys/ and only /bestboys/

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I was afraid today was gonna be boring, totally forgot about this. Time to get comfy

Are we back?

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Arizona’s 8th Congressional District: Former House Rep Trent Franks (Republican) resigned on January 31, 2018 due to a sexual harassment scandal. He won in 2016 with 68.6% of the vote (the Green Party received 31.4%, no Democrat candidate). He won in 2014 with 75.8% of the vote (the “Americans Elect” party got 24.2%, no Democrat candidate). The district is 73.9% White, 18.2% Hispanic. Trump got 58% of the vote, Hillary got 37%.

The likely winner is Debbie Lesko. Many of the leftists I’ve seen on the Internet who were predicting a Conor Lamb victory think this is going to be a loss for them. None of the factors that lead to Conor Lamb’s victory – blue dog style platform to appeal to the Democratic voters who support Trump, good looking white guy with grassroots appeal – apply here. From what I can tell, Lesko is portraying Tipirneni as too far left and stressing her stance on immigration (important for this district), and Tipirneni is portraying Lesko as a career politician while stressing her stances on healthcare and education. Unlike Rick Saccone, Lesko seems to be making a solid effort to campaign rather than relying on being Republican in a Republican leaning district.

The media is being rather quiet about this. It seems they don’t want an eventual loss to be too public.

POLLS CLOSE AT 10PM EASTERN TIME

FIRST RESULTS COME IN AT 11PM EASTERN TIME

nytimes.com/interactive/2018/04/24/us/elections/results-arizona-house-special-election.html

True, she got it right after "pardon me".

So /ptg/ what did your ancestors do during WW2?

Mine helped bomb Nazi scum

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Thread theme(s):

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>we have to fight against isolationism, protectionism, nativism
why?

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butthurt florida niggers AGAIN
Stay mad
Let me know when Florida gets on the White House menu
with what? dead kids?

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She 99% likely suggested sex, and I missed the queue

Keeps posting the same line for days, nobody cares.

You're obviously an outsider who doesn't know the Pee Pee Hookers story was written by 4chins as a prank on some Never Trumper's, who were fed it via Twatter DM's.

Post yfw we're never gonna stop winning.

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>menu for Trump’s dinner with Macron
Melania surely knows how to host. And she pulled it off with a FLOTUS budget less than half of her predecessor

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Because you aren't high 100% of the time while talking to them

actually delete this florida is the best state

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Yes because no one has ever stayed awake for 20 hours in a row before.

>Lamb ever

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this is why the leaf ran over people
give me qt slav wife to breed

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That incel hacker Jow Forums is screwed now.

Some people will never understand how ffun this is; I've deleted my awoo folder thrice and always regret it.

>state visit and chill and she gives you this look

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>young lettuces

welp better than Obama's young hotdogs I guess...

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>Lamb ever
>
lamb is great, and so is sheep (to fuck)

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Behold
The preview of my bday

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>if you are pretty and successful women will go to you

that's true for top tier looks and status, but even if you're Ryan Gosling or Zyzz you still need to be the one taking the initiative, otherwise you'll only be getting the girls who will take the initiative for you, which tend to be ones more likely to try to exploit you

And it will never say President, KEK!

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I'm just posting random stories that I found entertaining.

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So did gookmoot forget to pay the bills again?

Or is it something else

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My new favorite.

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>She 99% likely suggested sex, and I missed the queue
That means you are not ready yet. Sex is intimacy above all, if you miss cues and cannot bridge the gap from "having a good chat" and "eating each others mouths" the moments was just not there and likely because you don't feel ready.

You can force the situation but you will most likely than not not appreciate it.

>that fin who dropped the ball with his girl by missing obvious cues
I completely empathize with you because I have made the same mistakes with mine since junior high and the funny is I am a second generation Finnish american

Election day voting is not turning out so good for the Democrats so far.

I expect the Republican to win, but the question is the margins and how independents will break down. Will give us some tea leaves for the Arizona Senate race.

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>tfw prison is a lifestyle upgrade
make your move then bitch niggas

Killed soviets

Tiffy cute, I'd like to fingerbang her prostate

>wrist cast
Seems like she's constantly broken these days.

I was browsing /ptg/ at university today when all of a sudden i hear the squeaky fire door open up behind me and a rather large short haired xer walked through into the computer lab. I saw xer small dark, beady eyes look aggressively around the room, scanning for anything that xe might take offense to, then suddenly they snapped to my monitor, the anime and swastikas alerted xer right away, xer shitlord alarm went off! Waddling over to me with a huff and a puff, pins clinking and clanking together, ripped pantyhose streching to the breaking point under the pressure of xer's girthy legs, at least a foot in diameter. Xe comes up to behind me and stand with hands on xer hips, "GET OUT." xe screamed at the top of xer lungs at me. "GET THE %@$& OUT OF THIS LIBRARY!" I was stunned, mentally i had thought i was prepared for this, but once confronted with it in person I buckled: "uhh M-ma'am I'm just browsing some anime f-forums" I stumbled with the words, intensely cowed by xer powerful oderous presence. "I KNOW WHAT THAT SITE IS IT'S THE Jow Forums AND I KNOW YOU ARE A N*ZI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIBRARY BEFORE I CALL FOR MUSCLE!"
I didn't know what to do, so I apologised, quickly logged off the computer grabbed my binder and pencils and left, forgetting my recharger cord for my cellphone attached to the computer.

I wasn't ready for xer, /ptg/ and i folded under pressure, now I feel like a shell of a man, thinking I should just an hero.

server transferred to an NSA datacenter.

>That means you are not ready yet.
Which implies I'll never be ready since I'm nearing 25...

How will Trudeau respond to the Beta Uprising? Is NAFTA at risk?

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oh fug

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>you still need to be the one taking the initiative, otherwise you'll only be getting the girls who will take the initiative for you, which tend to be ones more likely to try to exploit you
That's correct. "Go to you" in the sense that they will send more clear signals and be more forward.

extremely lewd do not save

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She's a fucking Jew!

>Chimamanda

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Did he miss Melania or was he reaching for Pence?

>25 year old virgin

Yikes

since I'm nearing 25...
breh

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Wow that viral marketing for the new Boyfriend to Death game is really the bee's knees!

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>I've deleted my awoo folder thrice

baka

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god damn I hate that I can recognize that art style. at least shadman is good for memes.

where do you think you are?

Better hope this isn't another pissy virgin, gookmoot will have to close down again tomorrow

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Did Tucker really book Kanye for a live interview?

goodness gracious

I wouldn't say there's shame in being a 25 year old virgin but I'm not surprised, Finnshill

Melania is almost angelic

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needs to do some squats tbf

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are men who save their chastity with their wives for when they get married cucks?

enough
I know

>thrice

You don't deserve momiji

do not fear the wizard powers finnbro for you will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

I will increase the bullying if you bully me

what's /ptg/ having for lunch?

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I delete my meme folder once a year since 2008 when I came here.

Dear France,
We respect the effort

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Thicc Barron is best Trump

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