Disgusting

Why the fuck does an alpha like God Emperor Trump get such a Boner over beta French cuck Macroni?

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I think I'm going to throw up.

Macron is infinitely more alpha than trump

That was great. Took down Macron a peg.

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Lel

Macron's been better than expected so far. Fuck off with your divide and conquer tactics, it's obvious as fuck. Unless you're just a redditor, then you know you have to go back.

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Macron has dandruff?

>alpha

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>touching a man openly on the chest
>knowing he won't touch you back
>beta
trump does what he wants with whom he wants and they all take it.

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This. I couldn't see anything but a guy letting his nuts hang, he led him by the hand in a similar fashion to how I imagine his nonce wife would have done at the start of their "relationship"

Except Macron is the complete opposite of what anyone would consider "alpha" or "virile"

Now I'm sad again.
I miss you, Nasim.

Foolish OP forgets who they bow down to

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Fucking one's grandma boosts one's T.

Based Jupiter

That guy has married his teacher from school lmao

Totally beta hair senpai, totally.

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Macron figured out how to synthesize being a populist in the streets and a globalist in the sheets. He mastered Trump's game without becoming radioactive toxic waste to half the population. That's magic.

because of "MUH SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP".

it's special alright, you can comb syria for israel together!

>God Emperor Trump

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You just jelly, mother Theresa that the new BFF is France.

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america hates terrorists.
france is our oldest ally.
they helped us kill the first terrorists--the british.

Macron is married to an old dirtbag whore who is like 70 and will never bear his children. He looks after her 3 kids from another guy. He is the ultimate cuck.

Do me a favor and neck yourself.

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lmao

Jesus Christ... You don’t know what you’re talking about, stop posting.

YIKES

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>micron
>micro satan

you're right

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OOF

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checked. also this user is right.

>the leader of france is dating a corpse

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Look up how they met...

I'm aware; she was a 40 year old school teacher in his school and he was 16

at least he has a gf , the same can't be said about 90% of 4chinners...

Is this serious? Go touch another man in the chest without warning and see if he doesn't get pissed. It's an aggressive move.

Women make up 30% of Jow Forums. My roommates all browse Jow Forums and have girlfriends, including myself. Speak for yourself or the reddit incels.

>he has a gf
im sorry user but your grandma; while a very nice & sweet lady; should not be categorized as a gf

ya, that was un called for

Well, at last WE don't elect them

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we need a "friendship with putin is cancelled, now macron is my best friend" meme

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France has been under ((((control)))) since like forever.... let me just ask you - why do you think France didn't get into much fights at ((European)) wars?

Anyway... no point into getting deep into that right now.

The point is Trump doesn't seem to disrespect ((them)) .... though in my humblest opinion, he really does want (peace).

The sooner we all get this, the better. Not saying I agree or disagree with it or anything, just stating how this looks through autistic filters.

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I like Macron. He seems genuine.

Yeah, the normal American love story except she was not dumb enough to get caught like American teachers.

none of those retards make it to the highest office in the country; which is my point; le EU brainlet

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how in the fuck really ?

Any retard can become president in your shithole country.
Just look at the previous 3.
Rapist maniac, literal retard, black homosexual.

unironically this. he's toying with the dumb boomer. macron is an evil genius (and prob closet fag, but whatever)

>shithole
nice EU flag homie

rare to see a sharp user. good insights

didnt macaroni use to work for a rothschilds bank? maybe there's a connection here. trump is telling them "i can touch you"

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you've never watch old french porn? i bet this old hag sucks a cock like a God

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It looked like he was treating him like a kid. IDK if i'm reading too much into it, but I think he was trying to humiliate and intimidate him there.

prob because he was charming the panties off melania and the fat old boomer is jealous of everything about him; youth, swagger, intelligence, polish

this is prince harry and whats her name in a few years

>Why the fuck does an alpha like God Emperor Trump get such a Boner over beta French cuck Macroni?
Who says he does user? You? Eat a fuckign cock faggot and choke on it

this pic is the first thing that came to mind when he did that. fucking asshole

yup. both closet fags married to hags beards

yup. both closet fags married to hag beards

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>that unnatural/unnecessary bending of appendage
>lizard confirmed

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When's the colluder-in-chief going to meet with Putin? I want to see that bromance more than this beta shit.

Macron is the same age as DT's sons, so he probably has a father- son dynamic going with the French President, which I think its a good thing.

A French president aligned with an American president is a rare thing to happen.

Id say he is but in a more cunning kind of way

Did Trump really suck a ding dong? Everyone knows that Macron is gay and the old hag he married is just a beard. France is known to be inherently homosexual and they've just sent their best man to assault the US President.

Macron is infinite times smarter, more mature and more successful than his retarded sons

Because that's always how gay couples works? There's always one substitute of the opposite sex.