California secession ballot initiative allowed to proceed

Lurk moar! It's CALIFORNIA NO! Goddamn newfags! Here for the memes but you don't even know how they fucking work!

yes

no

>california secedes
>all the commies and mexiniggers rejoice
>uh oh no more federal money
>gibs ends, poverty everywhere
>economy crashes because no one wants to work
>place becomes mexico 2.0
>gets invaded by america soon after
>mexinigger hunting season open
>absolutely nothing that can be done
>california reclaimed, parasites defeated
>creates hundreds of thousands of jobs to clean up the shit hole
>problem solved itself

If it passes we will just invade them kek
we are NOT giving up that coastline and creating a potential front for Chink subversion, Canada is bad enough on that front.

But, when can we have the Californian land secede via it breaking off?

Take leafland then, it's already touching Alaska

Ewww you shouldn't even be a territory.

it will never go through but it would be fun watching it collapse either due to civil war or economic collapse after they've chased out all dissent

I would not be surprised if canada ends up annexed before 2100

pay debts spic

If a referendum in Puerto Rico happens and it says majority yes, I don't see why not.

GOOD FUCKING BYE 9th CIRCUIT OF SCHLAMEELS

reminder:

>no federal gibs
>reliant on outside sources for water
>massive amount of hispanic dependants increasingly agitating for more handouts
>no US navy to protect Californian shipping
>no US power to protect Californian intellectual property
>no military in general, cannot afford it along with gibs for immigrants and universal health care at the same time

california would be joosted the day it seceded.

Ew

>Paying jewish bankers
>Paying potentially illegal debts
lmao no

Fuck off, Rabbi

California YES! GTFO and take the 55 electoral votes with you! Take the feces laden streets, the commie scum that infest the school system, and most importantly, GET THOSE MEXI-SHITS THE FUCK OUT OF MY BELOVED COUNTRY!!!!!!!

It will be funny when the CIA forces Google, Facebook, Apple etc. to leave California or otherwise risk debilitating cyberattacks.

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A man can dream, user. Also, they are really salty about Trump so there is a chance, no matter how tiny.

They don't like us, we don't like them. Everyone would be happier if they left and they know it.

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Take Hawai'i with you!

please happen

Yes yes yes! Fuck yes gtfo!

The real questions is... since new California is not as easy as seceding.... after that shithole Cali secedes, how fast can New Cali split happen and return the red parts of the state as the 50th state again minus LA and SF faggots.

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>place becomes infested with Mexicans
>demands succession
>fails as a state
>decides to become a part of Mexico

You realize this is the plan right?

If these nuts think every county of California would leave then they are in for a rude awakening. Only the coast would secede and then what? They would starve or die of thirst.

>>place becomes infested with Mexicans
>>demands succession
>get curbstomped and starved by combined land and naval operations
>Jefferson becomes 50th state everything else becomes U.S. Territory
Fuck Mexico

Yes, but it will hereby be renamed to Trump Rico

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I hate Cali, and I lived there, still hate it, but y'all are fucktards.
It will be more fun watching your degenerate welfare states crumble in economic collapse after the US loses the tax base of:
>Hollywood
>porn industry
>Silicon Valley
>largest state pop (40 mill)
>largest economy in the world of any political subdivision (larger than France or as large)
>agriculture
>oil & energy
>largest tax base in general (near double that of next two states combined)

Not to mention extremely key military bases:
>Pendleton (Marines)
>Vandenberg (rockets & sats)
>Miramar (Naval TOPGUN)
>Presidio
>China Lake
>Point Loma (subs)
>San Diego

Oh, let's not forget:
>Skunk Works
>Berkeley & Lawrence Berkeley Lab (genome project & nukes)
>Lawrence Livermore Lab (nukes & fusion)
>Sandia Lab
>Stanford & SLAC
>Xerox Parc

Y'all are fucking stupid. Your piss ant states will not survive without sucking on the teat of California. Deal with it.

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State of Jefferson confirmed. When the libertarians get thier country, WE will rejoin the Union and get our own domain.

The strength of a nation is far more important than the (((GDP))). Fuck Hollywood, fuck porn (quit jerking off, it lowers your T), ESPECIALLY fuck Silicon Valley. Based farmers can stay.

>largest population 40mil
full of NIGGERS AND ILLEGALS

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California is NOT reliant on "outside sources of water." You're fucking stupid if you think that the Colorado is an "outside source." It is literally the largest border area of the state and it has already litigated its share of water against the US and Arizona.

I don't see any difference in what the fucks in CA are doing and what the South did.

And it will be perpetrated by Democrats both times. Funny that.

>List is 75%+ things that the federal government either maintains, subsidies, or owns outright

You thought California would get to keep those military bases and research labs if it were to leave the union? HAHAHAHAHA. California would get so much freedom so fast it would make your head spin.

you're a fucking retard if you think any of those subsidized industries and/or bases will be included in the deal to leave the federation

then you shall remain a colony

I signed their petition months ago just because I want them to fuck off. lol You don't even have to be a Cali resident.

>Military bases
>Things that belong to the United States
Also Texas has the most military bases in the country
>Porn industry
Irrelevant now that we have the internet

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You lack of economic common sense is laughable. You know who can afford 2-3 Nimitz aircraft carriers? California. If California leaves, you know who has to scrap 2-3 Nimitz carriers? Your stupidity is astounding.
Those beaners pay more in taxes than your shit tier state. Google that shit, retard.

Reminder that democrats have basically never won the electoral college by just the margin of california

might as well name it new new mexico

Not to mention that camwhores are killing the porn biz. Girls control their own content. Usually only fuck close friends for bf/hubby. No filthy Jew forcing them to do degrading shit for shekels. 20 years and the porn biz as a whole will be dead.

I'm interested in seeing this play out as well. A secession would probably get the ball rolling on Jefferson becoming a thing.

Link?

Calianon here, I unironically want this to happen. The central valley is pretty right wing so there'll be a conflict of ideals in whatever government they make.
Californian will kill itself when we succeed and I'm all for it

I honestly think that's how this will really play out.
>CA gets signatures for secession movement
>thinks the whole state is behind them
>uh oh it's not
>Eastern and Northern Counties are not
>only the very liberal coast wants to leave
>counties wanting to remain petition US gov to from new states, much like WV did
>Coast reverses coarse when reality sets in
>but too late
>Republicans seize the moment and split the state into three pieces but in such a way that they get the Senators and most of the new representatives
>liberals eternally BTFO because of their hubris
>again

>The year is 201X
>California has progressed little in the past 10 years
>Oppressive regulation and taxation has driven business out
>This along with inflated housing prices from rich Asians, tech gurus, and celebrities has caused the middle/working class to leave California en masse
>California becomes a large, unmanageable welfare state that fervently shelters illegal immigrants for agriculture and votes
>This exodus of middle-class whites and influx of aliens has created a massive brain drain; California reaches lowest in education
>Universities have essentially become Marxist strongholds; major occupation/sit-ins occur as tuition increases astronomically;gov-sanctioned Antifa riots increase as conservative ideologues continue to provoke the radicals
>Rampant pædophilia and degeneracy is unleashed in Hollywood; the entertainment industry implodes, further crippling California's economy (and pride)
>California keeps cockblocking Trump's crackdown policies for illegals
>Trump snubs California in response
>9.0 San Andreas earthquake destroys the already crumbling infrastructure
>55% of Californians now live in a tent or a cupboard rented from Craigslist
>Phoenix becomes the new Silicon Valley but fails as China creates its own Silicon Valley; fucking Leafs in Toronto dominate the film industry and merge with Bollywood

California 202X
>Trump gets re-elected in 2020 after low taxes, pipelines and infrastructure projects got the economy booming (especially in the Rust Belt)
>Plans on completing the Wall of Trump which has rendered effective in Arizona and Texas.
>However, California's now 40% illegal population is not giving up without a fight
>Antifa & illegals riot on Mexican border
>Antifa gives up liberalism and arm themselves with guns (despite the onerous gun laws at this point) - daily massacres of construction workers
>Trump offers citizenship to 'undocumented' wall builders
>Gangs and cartels not happy; Mexican gov. covertly funds them as Trump puts massive tariffs onto Mexico
>California attempts to secede from the Union
>Attempted coup d'état
>Martial Law ensues
>California becomes military occupied zone with no voting rights just like Mississippi and Virginia in 1868
>Compliant counties in the North become the State of Jefferson
>Gov-sanctioned marijuana plantations help boost the economy
>Meanwhile, Southern California is in chaos: deliberate arson fires throughout the states by anarchists; celebrities and champagne socialists dragged out of their mansions by MS13 (and other gangs) and slaughtered with machetes on the streets
>The invasive eucalyptus tree seen all over California finally matures after 100 years. Eucalypts produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree.
>California is on fire
>Bugchasing faggots in San Francisco abuse HIV prevention drugs to the point where HIV becomes PrEP-resistant, along with antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea
>California burns in hellfire and superAIDS

California can't even pass single payer healthcare

California got a huge pension crisis

Illegals will flood into California like a tsunami swamping an already weaken infrastructure

We will tax the fuck out of California products til they move to Texas

California is fucking thenselves

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It'll be funny seeing California fall apart when everyone cuts off your water supply.

Why not just give California to Mexico since we only took the valuable gold out?

The problem with California is ALL of it's wealth is in silicon valley, and half of it is moving to Texas(look it up).

once CA loses federal dollars, it'll be draining it's own, then they'll leave. 3rd world in 5years tops(some parts of it are already there).

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You mean the state that has a trillion dollar debt, majority of its money comes from the other 47 continental states? You think any of those infustries could survive without us? The minute you would let anybody hostile to the rest of us youd be invaded and killed immediately.

The guy on Fox said he wants everyone to leave Cali so they can train a new like minded class of brainwashed idiots from the pool of illegals.

They will have to print their own currency and create a central banking system, that should be fun to watch.

>vote goes through
>it passes
>counties want to stay with the US
>coastal cities secede
>60% of the population
>all the other counties form new states with reps and senators
>revoke citizenship for coastal cities
>gibs end
>water become incredibly expensive
>start hearing stories of the social elites getting home invades, murdered, raped and robbed
>thousands flee back to mexico
>niggers, spics and s|o|yboys try to trek back to the states
>good ole boys murder several thousands as they try
>hollywood implodes
>gangs overrun and the new commiefornia turns into a warzone
We all laugh as they're quarantined and left to rot until we firebomb the entire states cleansing and recolonizing.

>My dick when I cannot wait until we can get rid of California and deport them from our state.

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>implying we want more spics

Congressional wouldn't recognize it anyway right?

>so they can train a new like minded class of brainwashed idiots from the pool of illegals.

Would backfire spectacularly. They'd be expecting generations of illegals to not turn the state into the countries they left. When they realize the mistake it'll be too late.

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>mfw they realize they'll still be in debt regardless and won't get gov't gibs from uncle Sam
oh no that suuuuuucks

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Omg please do it! I would love to make war on cali

God, please fucking go already.

Reminds me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=xz8pwmcuwlM

plz happen.
I want this more than I wanted Trump to win.

I'd like to see you faggots try kek

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>cites US gubberment owned things in order to assert faux dominance over other states in the Union
lel

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And millions of voters, who just like the South, will not be able to vote for a long time.

S

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>hollywood
see: hollywood accounting
>porn industry
see: internet and also not being degenerate
>silicon valley
oh no my internet police states, now what will i do
>40 million people
none of whom will immediately leave to return to the actual US and who are all very intelligent upstanding people and not the dregs of society being dragged along by the elites in silicon valley
>8th largest or w/e meme number economy
which only functions at that capacity because the US supports it
>agriculture
which immediately dries up when the actual US cuts the water supply
>oil and energy
kek
>largest tax base
oh no what will we do without some money...

>military bases
AKA federal government facilities

>R&D companies
hmm wonder if they'll move

Sorry we have enough spicks in this country, try moving to California instead

Yes

You do realize the entire river lies on the Arizona side of the border right?

so close to trips. pls, kek. let this happen.

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The porn industry has found a new home in Florida because Cali's gay you have to wear a condom in porn law.
But I do agree that we can't afford to loose that large chunk of our GDP. Most likely we'll invade day 1 after secession and declare martial law in the state. It would be fun to watch all their Reps and Senators get kicked out of Congress though.

Why doesn't California just split in to three states?

California is killing it's own porn industry. A lot of it has moved to Arizona or Florida.

On top of the whole camgirl thing. I won't disagree with you there.

Soon.

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isn't that being voted on also?

Cascadia here I come

America may be willing to give up Californians, but not California. This will surely lead to war or California being a much smaller state than it is to provide port access.

California yes!

>"but MUH rich state"
While taxes are higher, cost of living is higher, population is higher, eating out, gas, water, all costs more. California is really about average compared to most states.

>"but MUH food production"
Oh no! What ever will we do without mixed nuts!

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Jefferson is the 50th State you brown retard

Guys! Why don't we meme this?

"California was origianally Mexican Soil. It was taken by imperialists, let them go back to where they belongs."

LET'S MAKE THIS A RACE THING!

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Because that would potentially throw off the tenuous balance between the Democrats and Republicans at the senatorial level.
Although I think it's a smarter play than seceeding.

Why waste your resources making war on it, when it will implode by itself?

Great, now let's get Texas to secede and the Union will be at least eighty percent white.

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New Cali is different, more legit, and harder to pull off. But once California is its own country, then red counties can pull together to become a new state in America again and America will surely back them in a war or threat thereof.

THere are fifteen million white people in california, and all of them will leave the state when it gains independence. And with them will go the economy, technology, and infrastructure.

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