Be me, Torbjörn Svensson

>be me, Torbjörn Svensson
>live with my family of 3 brothers and 1 sister in a small, comfy village in northern Sweden
>life is quiet, peaceful and safe. The seasons come and go and we live as we always have
>one day a foreigner comes to town
>The dominance of Milano, the charisma of Granáda, the mysterious nature of Valencia and the power of the old imperial barracks in Lisbon, all combined in his ridiculously handsome looks
>me and the local guys greet him with contempt at first, what a douchebag he seems like, what is he even doing here?
>his charm and charisma takes us with storm, and he becomes our friend quickly
>my sister Astrid is the most beautiful girl in town and highly sought after, they somehow get introduced to each other
>a month later she comes to me and my brothers to tell us she is pregnant
>wtf.jpg
>she wants to keep it
>the Mediterranean stranger is the father
>oh hell no
>gather up the local Nordic Resistance Movement members and all my brothers+father, we have to confront this motherfucker right now
>20+ guys all 6´3 roided up nordics ready to murder this medshit
>go to his apartment
>it is completely empty, cleared out, only a note of paper left on the desk
>it's a fucking poem
>Todos callados,

bajo la luna;

el bosque, el lago,

el cerro, el monte,

bajo la luna,

todos callados.
>the wind is blowing and the curtains reveal the moonlight in the cold, Scandinavian winter night
>a distant sound of a guitar is heard, sounded kind of like this: youtube.com/watch?v=SiJ-GRwTubo
>I roar at the top of my lungs: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DAMN YOU

Alright Jow Forums so I need to find this asshole. My sister is absolutely devastated, and no other man in our town wants her now. All I know is he is from either Spain or Portugal and his name is Fernando Martinez ( spelling?).

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Okay Sven, how many times have you masturbated to this fucked up fantasy of yours?

I have never seen this specific kind of faggotry before.

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medniggers are just as bad as sandniggers
you have to kill her now

OP is unironically funny this time. Good job.

Don't hate the guy. It was the whore's fault. Sweden, don't blame your problems on others.

Get the pagans in the discord, they will help a fellow nordcuck

But yeah, it's hard to find Fernando Martinez

Stop fapping to (((Latin Porn)))

Is this a CYOA?

New copypaste? I like it

Definatly worth a good copy paste. Nando Martinez? Could've been any one of us.

Kind of funny. Any pepperbellies around to translate the poem?

I don't get it, do swedish woman have a thing for short guys?

She got hypnotized by Big Balboan Cock.

Entertaining post. Good luck finding Fernando, Swedebro

>Fernando martinez
basically the spanish equivalent of John Smith.

Below the moon,
The forest, the lake,
The hill, the mountian,
Below the moon,
All is quiet.

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kek

>DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOU FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

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If you help me move to sweden ill take care of both your little problems

I will be back for your sister, pois o nosso amor é eterno.

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Is this your way of telling us your sister is a whore?

For once the OP wasnt a fag but unironically funny

I will give Sweden the cleansing organisms and righteous

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BIG MED COCK TRIUMPHS AGAINS