>be me
>turning 34 next month
>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>making over 200k
>4 bedroom house, fully paid off by next year
>peak physical condition, bench 325lb
>look at my friends' facebooks
>all tied down with families
>living poor lives
>I'm travelling to Europe for the 6th time in the summer
Virgins are the new chads.
What’s your job?
Diversity hire
Senior dev
youre a beautiful one. made to live a pointless life and die a pointless death.
Hi. Sorry to hear about your lack of sexual experience. I've never had problems with getting a girl but I can't really say I'm wealthy. I'd switch with you if I could.
Fuck I’ll be your gf user
. WARNING VIRGIN VAN INCOMING
Are you ugly?
Hand over the van keys
>Canadian
>posting incel memes
Godspeed you dumb leaf
>be me
>turning 35 last month
>be attractive to women for some reason
>sex all the time
>drained all my vital juices
>no energy to work
>no energy to lift
>weakly poorfag
>no vital juices
You did done good user.
Fuck off R9K
only looks matter in this world
You can lose your virginity, just make sure you don't get married or have kids. When you do that, you'll lose your power.
>making over 200k
thanks for paying for my NEETbux
Of course you will, he has money.
If he has any sense, he'll get a vasectomy and never get married.
So much LARP in such a short post. Manlet confirmed.
Horse shit. It's money that gets hot chicks. A rich guy is more valuable than Chad.
Are you happy user? If living without a woman makes you happy than more power to you. I envy that in a way actually. If you're just highlighting the good parts of your life to feel less bad about your lack of dating then that's different.
Me too get me a job I don't make 200k
This. Get your incel shit off Jow Forums.
As a provider
Reasonably speaking, what's the time frame for us wizards who have well paying jobs and could support having kids but don't want filthy succubus involved at all? When are those artificial wombs going to be ready?
There's nothing better in life than spooning with the beautiful love of your life in the afterglow of incredible sex and the passionate bj she gave you sucking the cum out of your dick. You will never know this feeling.
Incels are actually Jow Forums related. Jow Forums was robots, which were volcels, and now it's failed normalfags that aren't even virgins.
Women want providers more than they want Chad.
Rich guy beats Chad almost everytime.
I fucked a hot doctor based on my looks, but she dumped me for an older rich guy.
>Women want providers more than they want Chad.
That is why so many women settle down with providers and don't ride the cock carousel lmao
This.
The looklet pipe dream.
Get a surrogate mother if you insist on having kids. Don't let these women leech of you.
Get that vasectomy after, and just fuck the vaginal jews.
I used to have that life. Raw sex & creampies everyday. Ever been woken up with a BJ? Didn't think so incel, nothing personnel
oh come on man, it's never like that. Admit, you need to imagine other women when you have sex with your gf or wife. When you have finished, you'd wish you could sleep alone, just because.
It's always a disappointment. Except when you have done a rock show and you happen to get a sudden bj from a hot groopie.
You did all that and youre scared of a little gash? Fuck man your best years to get laid are behind you. What a sperg
Pathetic lad, you're clearly a virgin with fuck all experience with women. Of course there are good girls out there that op could potentially marry and breed. You read a bit of mgtow crap and you're talking shit.
Go on, what are your stats before you give advice. Let's hear them. Admit you have no idea what you're on about and have no business giving advice on the topic.
Man you're one butthurt roastie.
Shut your Phuq/face up Argentino de puta.
From when I was born (1984) until today, I have noticed only height and big penis get acceptable girls to use you. If you do not have both of those or just the tallness, you will never be used by a woman.
You should try to start a family since you're at your peak.
>peak physical condition
>325 lb bench
How much you can lift is a shit indicator of physical condition. Age, weight, endurance, diet and strength combined is a better indicator.
If it's not like that you need to learn how to lay that pipe boy. My girl is completely obedient cuz I make her com. If I'm pounding her from behind after 25 mins of great passionate sex and I tell her iim gonna com and to open her mouth- not only does she open that shit she will vacuum suck the nut from my balls as soon as I shove my gooey dick in her face and she will leave that fucker cleaner than it was before we started. That is what truly pleasuring a woman does to them, turns her into your personal cumdump.
>Be me
>Be 36
>Married with 2 year old son
>Could die tomorrow
>Will have legacy
>Will have bloodline extended
>Will not die alone
>How much you can lift is a shit indicator of physical condition
>t. tofu boku
Why do us manlets exist? Oh right because regular men fuck womanlets and breed the genes in perpetuity well I have incarnate into a manlet body then? I must have been punished by a force greater than me.
Sex was the most disappointing thing I've ever experienced. I had that shit so built up
If you want to believe I'm a virgin, go for it, but after experiencing seeing money beat Chadness, I'm now working on my career.
>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>peak physical condition, bench 325lb
pick one, faggot
I'm sure all that money and vacationing is going to do wonders for you when you die alone without any heirs to carry on your bloodline and cement the legacy of your life's achievement.
>dude has enough cash per annum to fuck the entirety of europe
>doesnt
it just dont makes sense he either lying or a fucking ghost
I saw the takemeout ireland episodes, you need to try harder you slag.
Your orders are to break in to Fort Knox and steal all the paperwork pertaining to the transfers of US gold to you know who and report back to us with detailed files. God speed so ydier!
Yes, Goyim, don't have children, masturbate and play videogames.
Wow kissless and virgin its like u people dont even try to hide it. No wonder your all racist. Lmao
Bump
Chad enslavement when?
Clearly masturbation is all ur getting anti Semite
How are you rich and beefy, and still a virgin?
And this immature comment is why u will never get anywhere in life
>I literally do what chad virgin says
wtf
>look at friends jewbook
>all tied down with families
>living poor lives
Is this what you tell yourself?
Assuming this was true, which I don't believe...
you are supplementing your voids with material good and lonesome experiences to make yourself whole.
A poor man with a wife and children is no doubt more fulfilled and happier than a rich man in a mansion, alone.
>fucking namefags.
Nice joke there, buddy. Try harder next time.
not really id be hella stoked inside a kickass mansion by myself
35 yo making 200k
never fucked a hooker?
Are you a faggot?
You can literally buy a gf
Go to the Philippines or Thailand instead of europe
You can get a lot of girls over there only because your white
>turning 34 next month
>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
dude the cash has a mind of its own that kind of money will talk
he'd literally have to be mentally retarded to not get laid and even still hed have to be really really mentally retarded
Hahaha go rake your self incel leaf
You should at least fuck one hooker to prove your not a faggot
U make no sense
While being a 34 year old virgin knowing that you haven't accomplished what most men accomplish in their lives, and knowing that it's probably too late to start?
yea dude youre a liar
Try it when you're 40 like me. I may be holding nearly a million in bitcoin, but I have never held my own offspring.
men are never virgins, you fucking retard. think about it. there is no flap of entry
>>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>>making over 200k
You make enough money to hire a high class escort once a month.
Pick a Saturday. Spend a couple hundred bucks. Bust your nuts on some whore's face.
At least you know she's fucking you for money.
Unless you're a faggot.
What?
Toronto? Let's hang out and be friends Kim
>you need to try this marriage shit, it is fucking awesome
said no man to another ever
All the money in world won't fix your small dick.
They used to say that all the time. We used to arrange marriages for our sons so they could find the joy of marriage.
You're saying this on a board where every third post is extolling the virtues of marriage.
What is wrong with you? Are you just asexual or do you have some type of severe personality disorder?
it's never too late retard
the kinda cash youre pulling in you can have an 18 year old gf hell maybe 2
why not lay some roots down and stop pretending you're cultured for buying a plane ticket and staying in nice hotels. then maybe a woman will notice you!
or enjoy your trips. either way you're a faggot and you should feel like a faggot. have a nice day!
You have both the opinions and speech patterns of an early-to-mid teenager.
Both you and the OP should feel ashamed.
This.
i dropped out in 7th grade so sue me
The permavirgin’s excuse not to improve himself.
Money and charisma trump looks every time. Tubby Trump got Marla Maples and Melania because power is the ultimate aphrodisiac to women.
Looks matter, but they’re not the be-all end-all.
>4 bedroom house, fully paid off by next year
>I'm travelling to Europe for the 6th time in the summer
I mean, yeah, it's nice to have your own house and going to vacation in some other (preferable warm and with sea/ocean) countries, but it seems like a waste of more money than necessary, while you could invest them somewhere and retire by the 35-40 or start some your own shit.
I tale L-Arginine and Zinc/Selenium/Magnesium, which makes me bust a huge nut for 20 seconds straight. The best part is I can just get back to what I was doing after
don't need what you said, at all
Glad you're recognizing your victories where you can find them.
I hear Tesla was a virgin and people hold him in rather high regard.
Are you asexual or what?
Go get a 24 year old and make babies user.