These monsters plan on taking out the entire California coast!

t. weev

Russia should just forget the US and adopt Israel's Samson Option approach. Aim the nukes at Europe and threaten to wipe it out in any nuclear scenario whatsoever. This will jog a lot of noggins in the US bootlicker countries.

I'm scared lads.....

>doomsday
It'll actually cause less fallout on land and less nuclear winter.

do you think radiation is fake ? do you think bombs are fake ? what are you implying isn't real ?

>commiefornia separates

>nuke.png
>conservatives didn't care, we are the victims

>inevitable_collapse_scenario435.jpg
>it wasn't real gommunism, its drumpfs fault

no matter what happens to that shithole, you will be blamed. You gotta take care of it. It's like having a retarded little brother.

Why would they use it on California? Cali is destroying the country for them. They’d probably use it in the Gulf to damage our oil production.

Next level redpill.

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They got surfboards. They'll be fine.

Nothing at all, cunt

Yea, we dont base nukes at sea at all. KYS

first shitposting the election, now this? better start WW3.

plz russia do it!!!

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Send in the sharks!

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>prevent

>__twitter_impression=true
What's this?
Also memeflag

They can't complain if they are dead user, then we resettle.

dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-5652919/Liverpool-supporter-attacked-Roma-fans-Champions-League-clash.html

So... Cuckifornia?

No. Don't.
Stop.

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So you're saying we faked nuking Imperial Japan? I say we go back and do it right this time!

>Russians inventing anything of worth
Cool story bro.

ARSENAL GEAR!

>It's just a submarine Tsar bomb.

Friendly reminder that Putin does in fact have a weather weapon

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A better question is why would we want to save California? We can just rebuild the ports once the filth has been washed away by Neptune's wrath.

Literally old tech

What if the only people that wanted to kill other people were nation leaders?

Id have a problem with that.
For better or worse California is one of the states of this great union.
Have to call them on that.

Destroys Himeytown and Commiefornia.
Leaves everything else and all our nukes intact.
Please push that button, Mr. Putin.

Oy vey! Think of how we coulda avoided this if we voted Hillary!

Thanks for playing but you're wrong, I worked at a nuclear power plant post 9/11, reflecting on what I saw there there's no way civie's are going to over throw vital infrastructure.

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>Needing a doomsday machine when a few nukes in the upper atmosphere would EMP the entire country.

California is fucking terrible.

>California gets destroyed
>AZ gets a beach

how do we meme this thing into going off Jow Forums

Mr. Putin, pls end california

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They have static EM weapons which can do all sorts of shit including weather manipulation and targeted nuclear reactions

Aim them at israel. No one will touch them. Oh wait, everyone is targeted under M.A.D.

scalar*

So when the big one happens, are they actually going to try to blame Russia to get people mad? I've got some news for you MSM, no-one is going to give a shit when they all drop into the sea.

People have been researching ways to wipe out all of humanity or to trigger a mass-extinction-level event since the 50's.
Cobalt-salted nuclear weaponry was legitimately researched.
What else have they researched in this time? Is it nothing? I bet it's not nothing. I bet they've had multiple successes.

i have seen this claim bf

PROVE ME they arent real

how would scientists would manage to hide it for years? the math, how would they trick that?

kek

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ohh no that sucks...

(((RUSIAN)))

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Russia is so fucking based. Can't wait til Putin saves Western Civilization

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How can nukes be real if our atoms aren't real?

>California will be BTFO Jow Forums! What do we do?

Only one thing to do.

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Theres nothing on the west coast though.

not even joking, you are correct
youtu.be/w8vUfLrWkvo

Don't worry, we have enough nukes to target everyone.

Israel, being USA ally (master really) and having nukes themselves, obviously is one of primary targets.

It's all bullshit youtube videos along the same lines as flat earth, space doesn't exist, NASA invented spherical Earth, jet planes use compressed air not refined aviation fuel to fly, ancient samarians invented white people, you know the typical stuff that subhuman apes will easily fall for.

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nuclear submarines aren't sitting off the california coast.

their entire mission is to go into hiding whenever not in dry dock.

the crew gets on board and they leave the fucking hemisphere.

Let it wipe out Cuckifornia. Finally we can make progress as a nation!

Holy shit this is fucking ridiculous, that supposed Tsar Bomba footage at 26 seconds comes from a video game. This is why I hate uneducated, gullible niggers.

>Undrinkable water kills half the country

>jet planes use compressed air not refined aviation fuel to fly

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tell that russian ogre to hold the log at the extended arm position you commie shill

>Commiefornia destroyed
>atrocity
Pick one.

>They gonna wipe out California
and?

> nukes US coasts
And nothing of value is lost

The cold war plan was to irradiate western europe then roll through them in sealed tanks. So you're not the first one to get that idea.

Yep, it's pretty absurd, see it here
youtube.com/watch?v=O6Lk7xlWCjo
8:31

california is full of faggots and spics and should be wiped out

>mfw the wings don't flap

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No need to do that. Take a conventional nuke and line the exterior with cobalt. That's game over for the human race.

beautiful round earth videos
youtube.com/watch?v=AtODdWv6PVk

Destroying California will be an improvement, we should start deporting Californians pact to their state to stop the cancer from spreading.

retarded little brother that accounts for more than 15% of us gdp

when was this?

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Yes

Never, it's a fake animation.

please flood california fucking please

Bro, you should look that one up. those videos are a very special breed of crazy. you can spend a whole night buried in it.

Im not a flat earth mong but this photo literally doesnt prove that. Bridges are built at visible curvatures for support.

I'm happy they found a way to nuke us without
irradiating us.

I live in inland CA. If a tsunami washed away the filth of the coastal cities we could legit start again. I think sacramento is in the valley and would probably be salted.

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I'm trying to find the video that goes with this, it also shows the curvature of the water surface. While it's true that bridges are built with curvature for heat expansion/contraction the curvature visible in this instance is from the extreme length.

>reflecting on what I saw there there's no way civie's are going to over throw vital infrastructure.
A reactor is worthless without powerlines, numbnuts.

It's called Mutually Assured Destruction for a reason you dolt. Then again, anybody that would sport that particular meme flag is either a drooling retard or a Putinbot.

absolutely underrated post

My wave is bigger than your wave. And smarter.

Here's the video, neat stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=lKYpMl0gJGE

You're right, I was way to preoccupied to hypothesize just cutting the lines, blatantly better idea.

>either a drooling retard or a Putinbot
Nazbnol can't into reading comprehension, huh? Guess you are the former.

moron pleb...theyll use it on lake erie and then you're screwed.

New York not LA

Printed on our money.

See Jonathan kleck

reality

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Behold, the bringer of light.

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True if big

>These monsters plan on taking out the entire California coast!

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what the fuck should we care, CA wants to secede from the USA and thats where all the gun grabbing tards are based out of so fuck them. Go ahead Ruskies get them off our backs we'll repay with vodka and gopnik

>Not even joking
Get fucked retard. JUST.