Dear Incels, the time has come to solve our problems without hurting, that's why I will give you links to fornicate.
> tinder.com
> badoo.com
> okcupid.com
After creating the account you must "like" or "heart" everything you see as quickly as possible until you reach the daily limit, this maximizes your opportunities.
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God loves the virgin
but incels need fornication
This is actually a good thread, Jow Forumsaks
If our incels start killing a lot of people then (((they))) will try to shutdown Jow Forums.
DEATH TO ALL WOMEN! VAGINAS MUST BE FILLED WITH SUPER GLUE IF MY DIVINE SEED CAN NOT BE INSERTED INTO THEIR PRECIOUS FOLDS!
BY THE AUTHORITY OF SGT Jow Forums AND KEK I CLAIM A HOLY WAR AGAINST ALL STACYS UNTIL THE TIME THAT THEY DECIDE TO LET ME SELF PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THEIR GLORIOUS SEX HOLES THAT WERE ORDAINED BY GOD FOR MEN TO EXPERIENCE THEIR PLEASURE AS IS THEIR BIRTHRIGHT.
>solve
>attempt to obliterate match making algorithms on dating sites through ddos
>so-
wait is this more ironic terrorism?
>archive name lol
Incels have no one to blame but themselves. They are children that refuse to accept responsibility for their circumstances. They blame the world for all their ills instead of being men and accepting that THEY are at fault for the vast majority of their own problems, and it is they that need to fix and sort their own shit out. It's not society's problem to get these faggots laid, they literally have to just stop acting like massive autists and try to be normies, learn to behave properly, not like sheltered asshats, and they can easily get laid.
All I ever see from Incels is excuses for their behavior, they NEVER accept personal responsibility and always blame the world for all their woes.
>tinder
Unless you're a 10/10 chad, you're only going to be fucking fat chicks, single moms, or fat single moms. I'd rather incel, honestly.
>badoo
literally who
>okcupid
see tinder
In all seriousness you need a certain baseline level of Chaddiness for online dating to work. That's terrible advice for most of those guys.
Tinder came through for me once, id say I'm 4/10
PlentyofFish works
if we say that, they will continue to kill people
Wrong. I'm in no way close to a Chad and have had no problem hooking up with girls on tinder/okcupid.
>PlentyofFish works
Yeah if you want a crazy fat bitch.
Stacy, go. Reeeeee
>fucking fat chicks, single moms, or fat single moms. I'd rather incel, honestly.
lies. filthy lies. You are just a faggot.
No, incels need to commit MORE acts of violence, especially in leafland. The leaf cops won't kill them and they'll only get 20 years max. Then they can finally meet up with their harem of fan girls.
Why does Texas want me on tinder?
>I'd rather incel, honestly.
lol you really think you're gonna land a supermodel don't you?
>OKC
You're literally wrong. I was on there for three days, had NO PICTURE, and still got dates with the girls I was most interested in. All you have to do is know how to message people.
I had zero online dating experience, it's not hard
>DEATH TO ALL WOMEN! VAGINAS MUST BE FILLED WITH SUPER GLUE IF MY DIVINE SEED CAN NOT BE INSERTED INTO THEIR PRECIOUS FOLDS!
>BY THE AUTHORITY OF SGT Jow Forums AND KEK I CLAIM A HOLY WAR AGAINST ALL STACYS UNTIL THE TIME THAT THEY DECIDE TO LET ME SELF PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THEIR GLORIOUS SEX HOLES THAT WERE ORDAINED BY GOD FOR MEN TO EXPERIENCE THEIR PLEASURE AS IS THEIR BIRTHRIGHT.
>They blame the world for all their ills
In fairness, the world is legitimately at fault for many of our personal problems.
Well he is the supreme gentleman afterall
>I'm in no way close to a Chad
This is what Chads always say REEE.
Well shit dude the average incel probably isn't so hot. Is it so bad if a girl is fat? Of course there are levels of that, but some guys are wayyy too picky desu.
> (OP)
>>DEATH TO ALL WOMEN! VAGINAS MUST BE FILLED WITH SUPER GLUE IF MY DIVINE SEED CAN NOT BE INSERTED INTO THEIR PRECIOUS FOLDS!
>>BY THE AUTHORITY OF SGT Jow Forums AND KEK I CLAIM A HOLY WAR AGAINST ALL STACYS UNTIL THE TIME THAT THEY DECIDE TO LET ME SELF PLEASURE MYSELF WITH THEIR GLORIOUS SEX HOLES THAT WERE ORDAINED BY GOD FOR MEN TO EXPERIENCE THEIR PLEASURE AS IS THEIR BIRTHRIGHT.
Hi fbi.
Just so you know your wasting your time.
BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK FAT CHICKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
christ this nigger got digits. now that CSIS can tell the glowniggers what that means, board is kill
She's right about the aliens.
>his Chad aura is just THAT strong
incels are a death cult
The real redpill is realizing that females love serial killers and murderers. Once you go through the deed, you'll be swimming in pussy.
>incel
back to plebbit, spic
Hurt why are these rejected men so angry at supporting a society that active 4th fucks them over? Let's oppress them more
Dammit you just reminded me of Grape-kun.
Shut up texas you're drunk.
I want this to succeed-- I want us to have solved bluballed radicals by teaching them to fuck. Make it happen.
They'll write letters to you but not sleep with you. They want a sense of danger with the danger locked behind bars.
Hey what's the app called for dating chinese girls, was it weibo or something?
>tinder
Tried, no matches
>okcupid
Tried but no matches
>interpals
Tried, messaged by one person but sperged it up
With autism
Better trace this guy's IP. He sounds like a murderer.
Unless you're here to livestream yourself playing chicken with a high-speed monorail, go back to your containment board.
I can feel your massive butthurt from here
...
Stop it with this retarded shit.
"Incels" are not oppressed in any way.
Dear incels there's a real solution to your shity single life
>24 hour fitness
>/fa/
>Jow Forums
>Plato's Phadreus
>stop watching porn
>minimize fapping
Did ER ever get laid? I was under the impression he had a thing for his siater and coupled with thw fact he has a 3 inch dick he was to embarssed to hire an escourt.
This faggot could have had hot women wanting him but hia insecurities wpuld have made him ignore them.
>our
Nope. Back you go.
No he was a 22 year old virgin, hence the beta uprising. He never approached women, that's why he never got laid
>tfw just realized I'm now a 22 year old virgin
fuck, I have the same problem he did
it's TRUE. the more you insult incels the more radicalized they will become and attack.
Let me make a food analogy here.
Women when they are hungry have a big assortment of choices, and services in ops post are similar to home delivery.
Men that offer things would be equivivalent to meals or snacks, etc.
>sports chad - tasty sausage
>richfag chad - fancy sausage with salads and eggs
>French richfag chad actor - fancy French expensive sausage from real meat with expensive cheese and wine
>beta upper class programmer - lifetime supply of sandwiches
>beta lower class wagecuck - lifetime supply of poor sandwiches
>southern European playboy - box of tasty but cheap chocolates
>rich southern European playboy - box of tasty expensive chocolates
>tall strong sweaty Serb traditionalist construction worker - roasted wild boar meat with beer
>weed selling hood nigger - eadible hash brownies
>boring grey skinned short fat autistic omega with micro dick - cardboard+shit sandwich
In conclusion sum up from the target girls point of view what you are, what you mean to her and compare that to the offering that she has, and be better than every other offer at that moment in time that she has.
This doesn't help actually.
Those services are made to deepen the problem and 70% of men get nothing out of them.
Look the porn industry is to blame. These losers are hooked on porn. Their brains are now molded to think sex=free. Shitstain beta, you have to work for that pussy. We all did.
For goodness sake incel. You are going to have to lower your porn induced standards. You are not worthy to fuck stacy. Up your game or settle for less. Dont fucking throw a temper tantrum like a little bitch. If you dont want to be sad and lonely, you are going to have to try and get a gf. We all deserve love. Its the very best part of being alive.
what a loser
i held out until my 30s till i finally broke my virginity
He literally said the opposite of that you retard.
Fitness-check
Jow Forums-check
Stop watching porn-check
Stopped fapping all together
Not going to fix my looks, height, autism and make me have a gf
This is fine.
t. 30 lvl virgin
Explain to me how this happens.
Why do incels always like Gook Women lads ?
this not have sense,russian woman are hot
Inshallah. Radical incel memeflag, when?
Hurr durr find autistic gf. Stop complaining.
Should I feel bad about being good looking, smart and good at getting laid. I almost feel like I rolled too easy of a life.
>Up your game or settle for less.
>"I dance like a clown and pretend women are human to get cheap sex."
That's the problem, I don't think they're human or deserving of my effort at all. Casual sex with an egotistical whore is really overrated by walking dildo white knights.
Some people just stop looking. If you're not in school/college and constantly being forced to associate with people, including the opposite sex, it just stops being a thing.
Hey you never feel a woman's touch but you must pay tax dollars to go social programme that doable them to whore around and you'll never have children yes they are repressed you leaf cuck.
you should spread the wealth
find a beta and be his wingman some time
it is like in church we help our brothers
toss someone your scraps
Jesus Christ. Just buy a flesh-light
maybe having a sex ed class where they practice having sex might actually be healthy.
I'd feel weird sticking a flesh light up my ass though
>you have to work for that pussy. We all did.
Not really. And the work and resources are better spent on upgrading yourself than on women.
>You are going to have to lower your porn induced standards
That is no longer accurate.
>You are not worthy to fuck stacy
>Up your game or settle for less
Every men deserves one woman.
yeah I think I finally stopped caring, I mean I can just buy a sex doll or something. I was never gonna have a child anyway. Maybe in 10 or even 20 years things will be different, but for now I don't care anymore. I don't know if this is autistic but internet dating makes me feel sick, seeing all these generic women. I tried tinder for an hour and they're all fucking clones, so I deleted it. If a woman comes into my life somehow then that's great, otherwise I don't care anymore.
I went through 5 years of uni and while I was forced to talk to women, I never made it past interactions outside of class. I guess just poor social skills or something, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Actually I did have some "relationships" with girls in other countries but those never lead anywhere irl. I guess that's better than nothing though.
also the problem is obviously screen. your cellphones, tablets, PCs, video games. no i'm not suggesting that video games or media cause you to be violent but it does cause social isolation that gives people very autistic like personalities. then they suddenly want sex but don't have the social skills to obtain it... I'm starting to think we've really screwed up society.
you should feel bad if you don't have a wife yet
Im having a hard time with most people. Betas and/or low iq people have such decects that it seems nearly impossible to be around them for long periods. If i find a nice beta ill get him laid fo sho
orly?
fuck I think that's what happened to me. I feel pretty comfortable talking to people when they aren't in the same room as me, otherwise it's pure autism
Wrong! R u not redpilled?
You sound pretty egotistical to me, and its not your fault. ITs the entitlement your parents put in you by not beating you enough when you were wrong. A commonplace in white families. Spare the rod. Spoil the Child. Thats what you are. A spoiled child. Time to grow up Simian.
Ive never downloaded tinder. I had a gf for last 4 years now.
s.shit. s.same
Getting laid is not why you pay taxes you dumb fuck.
And yeah the current policies have been terrible for the family unit, but if you can't even get laid or get a gf in the current year and you blame society for it, you probably shouldn't have reproduced and have a family in the first place desu.
Historically it's always been the strong who reproduced. You still have a better chance of having a family today than for most of human history. But you still have to work for it. It's not owed to you. Holy shit why do you have to be such faggots about everything?
People claiming that they're "oppressed by society" because they can't get laid is one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard.
>minimize fapping
This.
When I was an ugly kissless virgin 20 year old, I found out that after a week or so of not masturbating, I started to get much more interested in chasing women. I fucked a bunch of fatties, but it taught me how to deal with women in general. Later I got fit, turning it into total easy mode. Now I'm 35 and I have no problem charming my way into the panties of attractive women. Still ugly as fuck.
Stop fapping, get fit, go on tinder (find the angle where you're the least ugly, don't be afraid to photoshop), fuck some fat chicks, improve your game from there. All this will happen by itself if you just get started, it's not hard.
Wow, a bunch of projection. Women can still all die though.
Just be yourself. Good posture, make eye contact, be funny and charming.
If you turn 21 and you're still a virgin, you need to end your own life because you have FAILED.
BEING MYSELF IS WHY I'M A VIRGIN IN THE FIRST PLACE
you fucking idiot, what about you actually pander abot what you actually feel for just once second, do you honedtly think the whole problem is fucking having sex? No , in my coutnry I am easiy 8/10 but I’ve only faced rejection. I used Tinder and all that , had lots of people whom I talked with too but that is not really what we want now is it?
As cheesy as it might sound its love, try to be honest and you’ll see that whores reject you left and right. Quality of women certainly effect our society. They control the sex market and all they want is riding a cock caraousel or living the love they imagined in their minds. This is not the first time in history “involuntary celibates” existed.
(You)
>you have to work for that pussy. We all did.
Not really. And the work and resources are better spent on upgrading yourself than on women.
The upgrading yourself is the work...
>You are going to have to lower your porn induced standards
That is no longer accurate.
Care to elaborate?
>You are not worthy to fuck stacy
>Up your game or settle for less
Every men deserves one woman
Yes but not every unworthy man deserves the MK ultra version of a woman he was taught through movies and magazines. You might have to lower your artificially inflated expectations.
kek
>tfw always getting picked last for sex class and only guys are left
i love women, i feel bad for them.
they took another bite of the apple and will doom man to another expulsion from paradise.
they dont need this shit
work out a bit every day
earn some money every day
read every day
make your bed every morning
get your shit together and some stupid vapid bitch will come along to suck your cock and have your babies just for the meal ticket, its always been this way, it always will be
stop falling in love with women, they dont love you and never will, they "love" a man that can provide for them and thier children, nothing else works
Some men just stop engaging socially. Many of them still function normally because of some innate charisma or obligation, but some are just never reached out to again, and it gets worse, and it gets worse. But it's really not so bad
Grow up.
nigger you GLOW
this
and stop jerking off, like a bunch of fags, get in shape, go to the gym ... if you wanna get some ultra violence in, join a boxing club ... it will be good for you
go back to r9k
Jow Forums is for skinheads, not faggots ... so fuck off