Kraut/pol/ - Stormwatch Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
>Seehofer: Islam doesn't belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/seehofer-der-islam-gehoert-nicht-zu-deutschland/
>Merkel: Islam does belong to Germany
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/fuer-merkel-gehoert-der-islam-zu-deutschland/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
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myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Good morning Volksgenossen :^]

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You guys not awake yet?

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Have to wörk...

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>spd, cdu, greens still that high
>afd still that low

gercucks never learn

Me too, but my job doesn't require constant attention

Mostly run my experiments on autopilot now ... dunno how many times I was told to repeat that shit. It will not magically start working all of a sudden!

Noice, I'm working in a purchasing department of a big company
I only have to do repetitive shit like analysing stuff in SAP

Weather is pissing me off...

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Good morning CH-A-Ds!

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Haven't been paying attention much lately, what's the AfD been up to?

I envy you. Routine makes me crazy. It is usually mich more abwechslungsreich bit currently the project is stuck on that one step that does not work. My boss is too conservative to consider alternative approaches I have proposed so far. Sucks...

Sounds exactly like my boss...
Good thing is I will be back to Uni in 3 months so I give a fuck about most things at work

This can't be a coincidence

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Indeed, it isn't a coincidence!

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bump

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Saved.

The IB has put Burkas on our street signs in my district in Berlin. Seems a little ridiculous

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the idea is decent but this looks ridiculous

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The idea is kinda shit because you can only make fun of it really

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You showed us the way once Krauts, my question is, can you do it again?
youtu.be/wd7R67yydcY

I am not sure whether this is so stupid that itis smart again or not...

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Why yes. It dimply needs another Austrian as a catalyzer.

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Anyone other Swiss got called up for a phone survey from the Bundesamt für Statistik about racial and religious integration?

I basically went full /pol and gave the most right wing answer for every question, did I fuck up? °Д°

Our struggle is life and death, "To be or not to be"

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Sorry about fighting you in those two wars German Bros. Won't happen again I swear.

third time's the charm

>IB Berlin

Lot of the members aren't even white lmao.
Berlin is a shithole that needs to be nuked.

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hallo meine dudes. How is your tag. seig heil

*sieg heil

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>why you take an obvious bait that i obviously put, obviously with the intention that some cunt named after rotten cabbage will pick it up

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>why you take an obvious bait that i obviously put, obviously with the intention that some cunt named after rotten cabbage will pick it up
Thanks kraut i can go to sleep now

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Looks too much like an old time condome.

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>bait
>implying
prepare to be purged

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Burka Video : m.youtube.com/watch?v=-4wTUADrF7k

I hope i'm not going miss a street because of a fucking "burka". I'm glad IB have a presence here but this particular action is stupid and also illegal.

also sorry

we got a truce with our emu overlords. dumbcunt, educate yourself with aussie politics before you speak about the day that bears no name. Its ANZAC day you little shit. how disrespectful of you to talk and disrespect our ANZACs who fought for our freedom. SHAME

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Hey Kraut/pol/ im considering moving to germany where are some good places to buy some property?

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Anywhere that isn't a fucking City.

shame of you, who do you think you are little fuck. You know nothing of hardship and mateship

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just outside the border

Lower Saxony, Saxony and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern if you want it cheap.

Bavaria or the east?

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whats wrong with australia chang? the moaris too scary for you?

yeah i was looking around dresden, might be able to get a job there

>Bavaria
I hope you are rich

Auckland is a shithole

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and you think germanistan is any better, its already lost mate, no point going to an area thats going to get nuke in the near future

East (not Berlin)

>Stormwatch Edition
You mean Stormfront Edition
(Also, perhaps one shouldn't namefag in the OP post
unless one has a certain meassge? Not quite sure.)

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HA!
I recognize that shrub!
See you in three hours...

>Its ANZAC day you little shit. how disrespectful of you to talk and disrespect our ANZACs who fought for our freedom. SHAME
Look I get Australia is a young nation with a brief past and all... but you aussies really need to stop stealing other people's history. That's not ok mate.

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Better than aus and nz lad, we have been chinked

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Rebuilding Berlin was the 2nd worst mistake in recent German history

Perhaps add in a pastebin to your post, so that anons can easily save and repost.


On the struggle for "life and death", I am a little ambiguous.
I mean, yes, things will go downhill, but Rome didn't crash in one day.
I am quite opptimistic that before any "minorities" can crash this society
with no survivors that there will be sufficient
automation as to render almost every remaining human and the other black "people" useless.
Add into that mix genetic technology and you will
probably see a brutal technocracy and a poplulation reduction
unheard of before.

Everyone gets a holocaust :^).

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Either too young to get the reference or a lack in taste of music... ;)

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Gott

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kek the you wont be noticing the chinkining, when you come back after a mount in turkey.

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month*

Strafe/mit/erhalte!

strafe

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Like im still there...

>filename

STRAFE!!!

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Afd definitiv keine zionist shill, lache

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england

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Okay, a little input from my side and POV having grown up in Germany:

>Video 1 is dead, hooktube has been nerfed too
>Video 2 is free of anything informational and contains nothing but "advertisement"
>Video 3 is certainly a nice speech to listen to, if one didn't know "who" Hitler was; also, how does it help anons?
>Is it some sort of encouragememnt? Thanks I guess, but holding these old banners will not work if you
>want to get anyone but a tiny fringe on your side. The ideas have to be renamed, the flags have to be changed, the
>past has to be hidden, it was transformed into a thorn in the minds of the people. No one will want to touch the thorn.
...at this point I just don't have the time to review the rest of the videos.

I really do not know what you wish to achive with these videos.
Hitler is a dead man and the "movement" is all but completely eradicated.
There has to be a new start, a different approach and a post-ideological, pragmatic approach.
One has to show the problems and their different possible solutions not with a Swastika in hand whils't pointing only one way,
one must give the options, and their realisitic consequences, only then can people be won over.
The swastika is next to its legal implications also an incredible burden in the minds of the people.
It is no symbol of encouragememtn, so I'd drop it if I were you, and if you value the ideas that you fight for to any extent,
you will be able to let go of the symbols for the time being, and maybe get back to them once that time has come.

Modisch!

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The eternal AuSSie...
Haha, at least I know of that bait.

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>The_Drunk_Geneticist
so you get drunk and hump someone's leg until you spill DNA all over
>austria
a known shill-haven
shilling for austerity for decades
helping to turn europe into a pile of festering maggots since ww2

Daily reminder no matter what you'll be losers forever.

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>reasonable stuff

My nigga!

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>reasonable
>keeping turks refugees etc in germany

they all have to go back

E N G L A N D ! ! !

>so you get drunk and hump someone's leg until you spill DNA all over

I've never seen it that way! :DD

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We know who /ourgirl/ is now. Nasim is queen. It's not even like Taylor Swift is a biological female anyway.
youtube.com/watch?v=b5L9S6BGOeA

YouTube removed the original video and it had to be reuploaded by someone, which tells you it's true.

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Is 19.8 too young?
I feel so regretful about my whole childhood and teens.
Man, 18 was two damn years ago...

I did know that it was some sort of music, but thought that you mixed things up.

Should have kept DAS_RITE.jpg for this post of yours...

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Ja, ich frag' mich ob's überhaupt was bringt.
Ich sehe eigentlich die Trumpkultistenphase schon kommen.
AfD is einfach ein etwas gecuckterer Trump 2.0.
Aber hey, wenigstens nervt es die Idioten die den ganzen Mist hier überhaupt nötig machen.

Just fuck off m8

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No prob, it is the name of a Jethro Tull album ... OP pic name is one of the track titles.

I envy you in a way, my 'youth' feels so far away now, only hazy memories left and the shit that still lies ahead. Still, that's our duty...

Then again, I grew up in a world that at least had the semblance of being a saner world than today.

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...I don't understand you.
But, do you think that Jow Forums will ever realize how fundamentally retarded waving swastikas is in public?
It was a new symbol back then, not some sort of "old honor" aside from the color scheme and the whole "Aryan" thing.
What do you think is best as a line?
To simply and dryly make edgy memes about race and immigration (while being sure to throw in some serious and argumentative ones, so that the outrage becomes the bait for actual facts)?
Or should one kick back and relax while enjoying the social entropy as western society crumbles (and the chinks being a sort of insurance for the technologic future of "humanity" anyways)?

Sorry forgot they have dawn service in turkey, and that many turks died as well

why dont you guys speak in your foreign dialect. i've always wondered why krauts likes to speak english more than their own tongue online.

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If I would be so obsessed and worshiping of a Hollywood Illuminati tranny, I would be just as embarrassed and butthurt as you are.

Look at that man back, huge jaw line, and shoulder-to-hip ratio. That thing is a boy.

The former of course. Btw I do not see the chinks as insurance as without Western innovation they will again enter cultural and technological stasis. I say you have to be aware of your past, not condemn it but also not unconditionally embrace it. But KNOW it. And then act accordingly to the present situation. Simply reenacting the ast will lead nowhere. Learn from it. Especially scrutinize it for mistakes that might have been made.

It`s 2018 be more open minded

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>But, do you think that Jow Forums will ever realize how fundamentally retarded waving swastikas is in public?
Jow Forums is not a monolith. There are genuine nazis here, there are nationalists who pretend to be more aligned with NS-ideology then they are in reality and then there people that are LARPing purely for the giggles. What are you even on about? Do you unironically think everything people post here is an accurate reflection of their actual political views?

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threads tend to get deleted if there's too much non-english

Shitty edition and it should be "Kraut/pol/ & AfD General"

this
i mostly like them because people i don't like (more hate) get all bananas and butthurt about them, that how things work sometimes:)

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