How did black people come from Adam and Eve

genetic entropy. Adam and Eve contain the genetic material for all mankind.

An allegory for what? If it's not true why is it in the bible?

They're the children of Cain if i remember my bible right

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They didn't.

>i-it's just a metaphor!!

Every time.

Look lads, Enlil created men from apes, but the first man was black, you can see a superior physical strength with no doubt, so the original men were black, they were put to work, like slaves, many time after, Enki came, and gave men and women knowledge and free will, letting them eat from the forbidden tree, and after that Enki started to modify the DNA from the original black men to make different kind of humans that could survive different kind of places in this earth, so that is how races were created

They love to pick and choose what is a metaphor and what isn’t. It makes it seem like they are embarrassed of their own religion

All land mammals came from the Ocean.
Black people exist because of the environment they evolved in.

A metaphor about human condition, human curse, how humans are damned creatures.
>If it's not true why is it in the bible?
So when it says that Jesus puts Sheep on the right and Goats on the left, do you think that he really puts sheeps to the right and goats to the left ?
Some parts are metaphors, and it was understood that way for centuries, but Protestants wouldn't know this as they reject the Church even though it came before the Bible did.

>believing in non-jewish fairy tales

According to stories they are abyssians, literal dark evil creatures. They can't feel shame because they can't blush.

We may be observing proto-black face in the lower left corner.

I'm sorry but when the Bible says that we are made from dust and to dust we return how else do you interpret that other than a metaphor?
You have to be a real idiot to think that we are really made from dust. Some parts are metaphors.
Also why do you people even come here to hate Christians? Are your lives so sad that you have to devote your time hating random people on the internet?

This. Physical bodies represent the spirit to a certain extent and here are some examples that have changed over time, in the direction that their spirits went. Black, very loosely, represents the accumulation of unrepented sins in the family lineage, same with black hair and eyes. Though I would stress that the spirit is only very loosely represented in the physical and that white people are still damned to Hell all the time, far too frequently in my opinion.

Adam and Eve are fictional characters from a middle eastern mythology

>How did black people come from Adam and Eve
They didn't, and they aren't people. Negroes are 5th day creations. No souls.

>ou have to be a real idiot to think that we are really made from dust.
Its God, He can make people however he wants

Eve had sex with a monkey and it worked.

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there were others too. For example Kaim aftet killing Abel and banished, married a wife. Maybe it was a monkey that was really black?

A good Aryan is a better God than God.

>implying evolution isn't a jewish fairy tale

Wouldn't it be innerbreeding?

Read book of enoch for more information. It's apocrypha but bible is tethered by (((popes))) anyways so it's worth the shot.

think about it... if the adam and eve story is true we have amazingly few retards today.

I would also like to add that we can assume that people other than the ones listed at the beginning of the Bible were born and had other genealogies in different parts of the world

Does that include the bit where god zaps up a universe with his magic wand? Is that bit also bullshit?

Also as Adam and Eve were the first of gods creation, i don't think they were last because the sons of Adam all had wives too.

>not believing in my jew worship, makes you a jew.
Fuck right off, christcuck.

Holy shit the christcuckery in the thread...

Christcuckery is the biggest load of bullshit.

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>magic wand
what bible are you reading user?

*fedora tipping intensifies in the thread*

>dodging awkward questions for jesus

>Unironically believing in adam and eve
My fucking sides.

Christianity is not a monotheic religion by nature. Adam and Eve were created by God in his own image, but other humans were created by other deities. However, Christianity forbade the worship of these gods, causing most traces of them to be lost in holy scriptures, but traces do still remain, like in the story of Mozes.

it's a little funny i guesse

>not knowing that fake Jews run the world and not the real Hebrews of the Old Testament
disgusting desu

All of the atheist Jow Forumssters should start their own community, and we'll see who thrives in the long run.

Remember you said that when Jesus comes back with a rake

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He's upset that some people don't believe that their, our, ancestors were monkeys.

Where do you people come up with this shit?

Adam took a shit and out popped D’brickishaw

You can already see who is thriving in the real world right now. Google societal health indicators vs religiosity. We are shitting on you from a great height and it's to be expected. See, we are smarter than you.

Noah's three sons were Shem, Japhet and Ham.
Noah got wasted drunk and passed out, Ham raped him.
Noah woke up and decreed that henceforward, the sons of Ham would be hewers of wood and carriers of water for the sons of Shem and Japhet. The sons of Japhet would pay rent to live in homes owned by the sons of Shem.
Shem, the Jew.
Japhet, the white non-Jew
Ham, the black.
PS the three faces of Satan are three human faces: the Semitic avarice, the Japhetic hatred and the Hamitic indolence.
Yes kids, it's all there in the Testament, Torah and Talmud.

Adam and Eve probably looked more like Chaka from Land of the Lost
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Sons of adam went to Africa and the climate made them turn black, other sons went to elsewhere and climate turned them into orientals.

God made evolution.

>societal health indicators vs religiosity
dumb metric, of course poor people are going to be easier to convert, they lack control in their lives.
You have to be a comfy schmuck on a high sugar diet to really drop religion.

>How did black people come from Adam and Eve
Your fairy tales are white-centrist trash.
They no longer fit the multi-ethnic diversity of our society, the same way they no longer fit with science.
Therefore it's unnecessary, outdated and incompatible with modern society.

But it's a shame it's dying out so quickly, you christ trash still have to pay for shoving that retarded white-centrist fairy tales on Africa.

Not my problem god made you in the image of Adam's poo, don't like whites? Run them over with a truck who gives a shit.

you kinda depicted wrongly Adam and Eve
here's more like it:

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Blacks are a modern evolutionary branch. We find modern European remains (around Eurasia) from over a million years ago and nothing on that scale for Africa.

People need to get this ideology out their head of some proto-black.

Its to do with how much sun you get, thats it. The only sinfull thing about blacks is thier stupidity because of the easy environment they came from.

they pooped them out

Some filthy jew fucked a monkey obviously....

adam and eve are protohuman. the first nigas therefore we all nigas. amen

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When god made the universe. Did he make the earth flat or round?

the universe is flat with a 0.04% margin of error

You fuckers are retarded. Three aliens decided to visit earth and they hatched a competition. They would create three distinct races and wait to see who would dominate this puny planet in the future. The alien that created Negroids took the chimp DNA to ensure survival and sculpted this type of human to be physically strong and imposing but lacking in intelligence; this race was placed in Kenya, a resource and climate rich location. The other two, envious of the first ones head start decided to work together. They then took the DNA of the humanoid Neanderthals. Then the Caucasoid race was placed in the Balkans. This race was decidedly given more intelligence and creativity but lacked the physical strength of a negro. Finally, the third alien decided on intelligence and mixed with the denisovans. They placed the mongoloid race in the desert of Mongolia.
The three races now battle it out and these aliens watch, betting their credits on this petty battle.

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Adam and Eve are Homo Erectus, the first of us to understand the theory of other minds. Homo erectus split into Cain and Abel (Neanderthal/Man). Homo Sapiens leaving Africa mixed Neanderthals to make Europeans and Denisovans to make Asians. The admixture of these two branches of Neanderthals is the spark that created the Gods, agriculture, and everything you see before you. The Jews preserve this ancient ancestry by tracking their brood through their matrilinear (X chromosome) DNA in an attempt to preserve their neanderthal parentage. God is the eventuality of order/rationality applied to biological systems and by understanding this order and its trajectory they can continue to exist throughout time and continue to secure their position as masters of this world.

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