American moving to Australia

American moving to Australia.
How do politics work in your gay ass country again?

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no guns enjoy getting raped by abos

>How do politics work in your gay ass country again?
I know this is banter but why are you moving there? Are you on a most-wanted list and living up to the stereotype that Australia is inhabited by criminals?

Enjoy your hard earned taxes going to support abos

Imagine if California was a country and not just a state

well you have the liberal party, who are a centre-right party focused on selling as much of Australia as they can to china.

then you have the labor party a centre-left trade unionist party who are focused on selling as much of Australia as they can to china.

in short,
>shits fucked cunt.

don't forget the melons, cunt

the "green" party are communists hiding behind the green exterior of pretending to care about the environment (if they really did care, they wouldn't want to import environment destroying shitskins, etc)

They don't. Labor and Liberal differ on precisely zero important policies and it's literally impossible for any other party to be elected in our current political system.

Bulgarian moving to Australia.

How do politics work in your gay ass country again?

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The bigger the wig the more powerful the position.

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Fuck off, we are full.

Shark wrestling.

they dont

Wear sunscreen every day. Buy a big hat that covers your whole face and neck. If you're a white person in Australia and you don't do this, you're retarded and will pay the consequences when you get melanoma in 30 years.

dint even get me started in this. i work with the fuckers, and every time i go to the pub i just want to see one whitefella

That's a bull ant right? Those things spring through the air like assholes.

>abos 1% of the population
>goes to pub full of them
wow you suck at life

just a temporary geographic glitch user. up here for aother year max

Fuck off, we’re full

Sounds like Canada lol :(

Kek. This except the libs dobt act like a bunch of communists whike tgeyre doing it.

Fuck off, we're full

Move south mate

They're all niggers. It requires a thorough blood screening to differentiate better Australians and abos. Don't let them fool you.

i intend to. as far as cairns. soon mein neger

top fucking kek

but sadly true

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Not that kind of Myrmecia. That is a Myrmecia gulosa or a big Myrmecia pavida, they don't jump to hunt.
Myrmecia brevinoda and the like are the jumping ones, they are smaller.

Queensland is the most right-wing part

SA is shit, don't come here. NT and Tassie are even worse

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Here is your answer OP.

oh I fucking wish it was like that. Having your elected representatives actually listen and immediately take action on your behalf instead of having to be dragged kicking and screaming into even entertaining the idea of doing something for the people.

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This^
Fuck the fuck off. We're fuckity fuckin full.

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it doesn't work

Fuck off, we're full.

I don't think we'll find room for you

>How do politics work in your gay ass country again?
That's the thing, they don't.

You have to go back.

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snap snap

Emu jousting with rubber dongs of course.

Austrian moving to Australia.

I just want to punch a kangaroo

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