Wtf are women based now?

haha came here to say all this

Who the fuck gave her the job? Retarded wamen shouldn’t work in government only in prostitution

have fun sifting through my cum rags

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I had to rape her your honor, it was a sexual emergency and i couldnt afford the masturbation fine

>mfw hearing the semen intelligence agency knocking on my door

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OI~ OI~ YOU GOT A LOICENSE TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?

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>You know how much debt that would put me in
Still cheaper than getting married.

Wouldn't every jizz load be millions of unborn children? Charge every man with mass murder?

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What's her stance on abortion?

>female

genocide

Those videos where dudes jizz on a photo would seem appropriate.

that's why all men are literally hitler.
that is why shame comes after the genocide.
we are all seed..
or as sagan would say..
star seed...

or wwf wrestler golddust would say..
gold dust..

our brain is the sperm head.
our spinal chord, the sperm tail..
calcifying into place...
as our neural net grows.
like mycelium.

yer jizz harry.

Ok we unironically need to support this psycho. Seriously. This is the craziest shit I've ever seen. How can we convince them to run more candidates like this?

If we do a good enough job, Rand takes 2024.

This would be a great law provided you could enforce it.
All that pent up sexual energy will lead to a MASSIVE white chimp out that would make Nazi Germany seem like an AA retreat.
We would totally remove all the bagels, kebbabs,.tacos, and fried rices from our bases. Then we would White Sharia all the thots.

Denbts are meant to not be paid anyway user!

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If masturbation is outlawed I believe many men will take the law into their own hand.

Wtf I love female politians now. Wankers btfo

OI MATE YE GOTA STOP WANKIN, THERS A LOTA FANNY HANGIN ROIGHT HIA INNIT

youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Sounds good to me

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>not posting a full gif
I shiggy diggy

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Sure, we're abolishing abortion too right?

Right?

Fuck it, pass the law over here too. Masturbation will be changed for the better. Who wouldn't orgasm harder if they knew they would be robbed at gunpoint of $100 by the state if they were caught

But how can you criticize women on abortion when you masturbate and kill millions yourself?

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>TV remotes and shit in 2018
Are you even trying? Who the fuck even watches TV anymore.

Because it feels good.

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Everytime a women ovulates and does not get pregnant she should be fined for wasting an egg.

Just like in my chinese porn cartoons!

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save Ireland from this Kikery downvote it youtube.com/watch?v=X1IkgautanY

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Can we start a campaign to turn in cum rags and socks to this bitch?
Wouldn't recommend sending your own DNA though, maybe pay a homeless guy to jack off into a rag or something?

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>Mr Chairman, I'd like to propose an amendment to the bill that any man who wishes to masturbate has the right to have his load swallowed by the esteemed Congresswoman so as to not let his semen go to waste. All in favor say aye!

criminally underrated

What they going to do, put a sperm ejection counter on every guys dick?

>biological act their bodies do completely naturally with zero input
>the same as degenerate self-pleasuring

fuck off teabag

Then what about nocturnal emissions you fucking idiot?
Wasted sperm is inevitable.

seek help you need it

THIS

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>uses dreams for sinful fantasies

Sleeplet

fpbp

Ey, I like that pun

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It's not fair, I can't help it.
It happens inevitably when I don't nut after a long time.

It's just another passive aggressive cunt trying to draw attention to muh body muh property when it comes to abortion law

archive.fo/ceRcN

This isn't about fighting for children or ending degeneracy. I'd believe it was if it was coming from a man. This is simply a woman being a spiteful bitch and trying to take any joy away from a man that she can. The means don't justify the ends. Never support female politicians under any circumstances.

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plebbit shuts down r/incel
>van attack
ban fapping
>incels suicide bomb congress.
liberals never consider the consequences of their actions.

>he doesn't hands free fap
LOL

Nobody is forcing you to jerk off you literal niggers.

Jordanposting is reaching new heights

Don't worry, Buzzfeed and Vox will be cranking this one out in the few days. An intentional omission of the concept of fertilization.
>HAHA WE GOT THOSE VIRGIN SEXISTS THIS TIME, AMIRITE FELLOW WOKETIVISTS?

I remember when I first saw this holy fuck I was dying of laughter.

kek

what is he saying?

Pay $100 to jerk it in public. I'll give it a shot.

fp

Bitch I identify as female, so I'll pull my massive cock as much as I want.

You're too goddam stupid to realize these things are proposed as satire to draw attention to an issue

>Can still see his carpet
lmao hordelets, when will they learn?

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Based Nigel.

Incel uprising now!

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Jokes on her. I'm a pro at edging.

>That arm
TAKEUCHIIII!!!

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Did he also illustrate Turkeyhandle?

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She is 100% doing this under orders as a PR campaign against Christians

Yeah, but he went nuts in FSN with the anatomy of Rin and Seibah.
besides,
>Implying you wouldn't love to kiss Akiha's long neck.

> ITT: People who don't understand what a troll proposition law
She did it to show how futile it is to ban abortion

drafting a law is not satire and if you are doing it as satire you should be treated as a retard and not be put into power, period.

Roasties btfo by biology

came to post that

came here to say i came here to say this

I'd need a ladder to even dream of doing that. Her neck is so long milk spoils by the time it reaches her stomach.
Akiha a shit, Hisui is life.

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>CD stacker shelf
>no CDs
why

Somehow I just knew I was talking to someone with an amazing taste.

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To think there are plebs out there with such unrefined tastes.

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so cum in a beaker & demand 100$ 4 ur sperm @ a sperm-bank

According to science and the Bible, life begins from the formation of zygote. Her proposal is fatuous, now matter how you look at it.

what does a period have to do with an unborn child?

>Nobody is forcing you to masturbate
user, nature is not a nobody.

>british education
You must be an adult to post here user.

What "issue" would that be?

>masturbation is bad because youre killing children!
>but abortion is a-okay
Really activates those almonds doesnt it?

brb $100 tribute incoming

it's not killing a potential child though is it

It is just another shot at men even if masturbating is bad. They can't pass up a chance to kick you when your down.

>thinks she's making some deep insightful point
>isn't
>just looks fucking stupid to everyone except those few that already agree with her and are just as much simpletons as her
>might as well literally eat human shit then paint her face with period blood for the ohmergerd value alone
>Probably decided not to because too close to things been done before
>Tags on whatever worthless angle is attempted to be associated with the outrageous disgusting act.
>t. college culture leftist dumbfuck with vapid ideas and tiring shock humor got elected to politics

bucko...

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The analogy she's trying to make is crystal clear but completely wrong and shows just how little she knows about her own biology. The analogy to willfully expelling gametes during masturbation is taking a birth control pill, not abortion.