Anything to Distract

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"Gordon"

April has been a bad month for the Deep State Fake News in the UK. They were absolutely lackluster this month.

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I take a break to pop a lolipop from time to time (not what you pervs think, the thing made from sugar and not little kids) so I'm not even up to speed. Just enjoying humanit's last summer. If we are all alive next year I might even plant some tomatoes.

Screw politics. At this point, we are on a railway to hell.

who?

GORDON: THE SUPERSECRET ASSASSIN

WHO THEY HAVE A PHOTO OF BUT CANNOT SHOW YOU JUST BECAUSE

>a possible picture of the man thought to be "ruthless" Gordon

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It's the silence before the big storm. Here's some quiz to see if you need gulag

fort-russ.com/2018/04/are-you-a-russian-troll-take-this-quiz-and-see/

they really want us distracted from their political failures.

>White Helmets BTFO
>UK PM BTFO
>Saudi attempted coup
>4ch frozen due to sperglord
>Russiagate Eternally BTFO
>Hillary in court over campaign laundering
>Holly/pedowood arrests

The continuance of nothing to see
do not bump this thread

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holy shit user that's alot of nothingburgers

>when your country is run by the zionist mafia and your are one step from getting nuked

>tfw the house of lords tells you to fuckoff and rewrite your bullshit.

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>house of clowns

seems legit

it's better than not having them.

woem, u shpxurnq

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i dont get it, where did his name come from? lol

first contact will probably be something like this.

why didn't they show us his photo? he's a fugitive assassin.....

They either censored to make it more mysterious or because he's a british agent.

the whole political/media scene in the UK is like a schizoboomer larp.

memes across the gulf of time
i think you're right

memes are a vehicle.

clealy sir
>and for those into ancient history ...
>xahlee.info/Netiquette_dir/_/meow_wars.html

i think ive found him

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