British kids cant tell the time

Yeah, niggers by the barge-load will do that.

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Thank god a lot of us lost the ability to understand British humor.

insert 2 keys, press launch.

We need a war.

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it means stupid

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Aussie shtiposter strikes again

>School, a place for learning
>Can't be bothered to teach the kids how to read analog clocks
>It's almost like they know the kids never need to be on time for work huh

it's half past a monkeys ass in merry old England

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking Great Shitistaini humor makes me sick

They need them clocks to make bombs... how else they gonna blow up the fucking tube every other month

Is this modern... as in right now recent? Because it probably has more to do with the demographic replacement underway and refugees being incapable of comprehending quik mafs

My Gf had a new RN hire on at her place. Fresh out of college, 19-21ish. Greeted her at the nurse's station and showed her the sign in sheet. She asked the time and they pointed at the clock 5 feet away, she shrugged and asked again. She could not read an analog clock, no meme. White too, if you're wondering.

My ex girlfriend couldn't read clocks. She was 24 years old. A year older than me at the time.

Look you dense mutt! I know we have problems but at least let us have the word thick. its older than the USA.

1600 Shakespeare Henry IV, Pt. 2 ii. iv. 243 "Hang him baboon, his wit's as thicke as Tewksbury mustard".

They can't tell time here either.

Can't be bothered to teach them how to write either.

Credit where it's due: Britain still has the best tabloid press by a kilometre

You can have the word but the pun was awful. It should be a national tragedy for you.

The efforts to make people stupider are paying off scarily well. We're fucked.

It's 4am here don't you bastards judge me

The old school clocks are more visual than digital clocks. Kind of like a pie chart. We are one nuclear holocaust away from EMP destroying all the crutches the PCB has brought.

It wasn’t intended to have you in hysterics. I understand that only loud, flashy things can grab your attention, but some people are just more subtle.

Embrace it and surf the Kali Yuga

I got the pun you old fool. I just thought it was literally awful and unfunny and whoever wrote it should reconsider their life. It really shows where Great Shitstain is, where the only """""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""" allowed is godawful puns

Dense comes from the Latin densus. it means thick you sandwich short of a picnic. reeeeeeee

I know what dense means.....

I've witnessed this in the states as well. Especially if it's an analog clock that just has marks instead of printed numbers.
Similar thing with cursive writing, it's becoming obsolete because nobody writes letters anymore.
Even when writing in print, legibility is going to shit because people type everything and don't get enough practice writing.

The clock isn't dressed in drag so it's not proper British humor.

I bet you cant navigate using stars and sun.

Threads for British tabloid newspaper headings is weak sauce even for Pakistanis to post.

>a single tabloid heading is enough to judge an entire culture’s comedy
Stop typing as obnoxiously as your shows.

They should tone down on the complexity of the language as well and replace it with something more appropriate. Some sort of a... newspeak? Can't see any possible harm in that.

How can world IQ decrease over time when it's supposed to always be 100?

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Oh, the irony.

Sure I can, rises in the east, sets in the west. Basic navigation right there

Imagine them being confronted by my favorite clock.

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too busy getting pimped by their government to care mate

I seen your "shows" and they are the bane of the Earth. You're pathetic country is sad. But in a way I like Britain for some reason. I want you to get better, so fix your humor atleast.

WTF?!

show*
Monty Python does not represent British humour.

>OI MATE WOT TOIME IS IT?
>WHOI OI BELIEVE IT'S BONG O'CLOCK

To be honest, headlinese of British newspapers is a language on its own.

GET IN HERE IRELAND FAGS

>know knowing I was speaking in plural

Anyways Monty Python ended in the 80's. Sad! It was the last good piece of British humor.

Nothing wrong with it.

Antiquated technology like analog clocks have what advantages exactly?

>inb4 muh EMP resistance or other dumb shit

No seriously, what's so bad about having a digital instead of an analog clock?

You

All time in Britain is now derived in the form of calls to prayer.

niggers and indians

They do make a satisfying ticking noise, and it's fairly easy to tell when the batteries are wearing down

100 is the average IQ of the west.

Is this from England??? Please say this is not America plz plz

HA

>They do make a satisfying ticking noise
Eh, when I'm supposed to concentrate it's annoying.

>and it's fairly easy to tell when the batteries are wearing down

True, but honestly, such a minor thing.

IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't learn anything growing up. Which is exactly what's been going on in the west for at least the last generation.

You mean adhan right

We've reached Ameriposting

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>Doesn't understand the subtly
>Posts about subtly
My wildest dreams couldn't have predicted this. Enjoy the (You) bongo.

If there's no laughing track to accompany a joke telling yanks when to laugh they won't find it funny

I don't need a laughtrack for the absolute state of your country.

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Sides integrity field collapsing

Fish and Chips are great and I've always wanted to try a full English breakfast, even though I doubt I could finish it.

No, black adder was.

Monty Python was cringey shite, even Mr Bean was funnier.

>even though I doubt I could finish it
You have to go back, Paco.

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Both sides of the family are full German, I'm just not a big eater.

Have you came out to your parents about your eating disorder yet?

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You need to go back Mohammed Jalal.

Nothing is bad about it, but not being able to read an analog clock is pathetic, like neck yourself level ignorant.

>Handful of Bin Ladens from Goatrapistan don't know what clocks are and still rely on the sun to differentiate between different periods in the day

IMAGOINE MOI SHOOOKE!

OI MAYTE, WEERS YA TOIME LOICENSE?

Well my IQ is 100 and i have trouble reading analogue clocks instantly

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>Schools ban sundials as kids can't tell the time

You twats are way too easily impressed.

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What's adhan?

did i make a funny

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So then why don't schools teach them how to tell time? I remember being taught how to read a clock in 2nd grade.

how come sept is 7 but september is 9? how come oct is 8 but october is 10? how come dec is 10 but december is 12?

Because as usual it's no doubt a story taken from one source with a couple of additional quotes taken from twitter by way of validation.

THICC

Roman calendars used to only have 10 months.

It just had to be an Aussie

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British people just have no sense of humor.

Nearly, there's still some clock in there, make it "traditional digital cocks" "cock faces" and all will be right with the world.

The original months were: Martius, Aprilis, Maius, Junius, Quintilis, Sextilis, September, October, November, and December

Quintilis was renamed July for Julius Caesar.
Sextilis was renamed August for Augustus.

Lanuarius and Februarius were subsequently added.

I was thinking he meant it's spelled 'thicc' but then I read the replies.

Jews fucked our shit up

>It wasn't intended to have you in hysterics
I'm laughing. It's funny, but at your expense.

too busy with thirty different languages being spoken in class to have time to teach much.

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