Our queen's tomb cost approximately $ 5,000,000.
Is it alright or should we've spent more?
Our queen's tomb cost approximately $ 5,000,000.
Is it alright or should we've spent more?
Why elephants?
Because theyhave BBCs
i see you've put nothing of value for stealing
wait so the earth is flat?
can you still see her tits?
that looks kinda dope, to be honest
That's the biggest blue pill I've ever seen
But she's still alive?
I think they're meant to represent the Elephant Order, which is the highest order in Denmark.
Exactly. But the gold stuff on top i the opposite. Maybe this is a trap for SJW's?
Absolute trash. Europe has lost all sense of taste. This is going to age like a 70s kitchen splashback.
She is. They started working on it in 2003.
It's glorious.
5m seems fine. If you spend more you'll have to install a starbucks to help make up the difference from tourists.
Ya
Nice elephant dildo
jesus christ it looks like its got some mad magic artifact inside
what the fuck is this modernist bull shit?
The final blue pill?
Kitsch as fuck
It's literally end game loot.
I saw King John III Sobieski's sarcophagus when I was in Krakow, looked really cool tbqh.
Exactly.
Talk about dashed hopes.
lmao underrated.
But, like, what if she has a growth spurt? How will she fit?
She's Republican
this looks awesome
She'll be buried underneath the tomb. It's inside the Cathedral of Roskilde. All our kings and queens since Harald Bluetooth are buried there.
>star trek aesthetics
Dungeons and Dragons Kitsch.
Imprison everyone involved.
In case that's too subtle here's the 'tombstone' in the church above (the sarcophagus is in the crypt below).
Nice place to rot tbqh
wtf is that?
This thread is shit and you all need the feel the spirit of Ned Kelly
Kiddles doll funeral.
5 000 000€
Thats literally nothing.
That's, like, five American dollars.
Euro is much more valuable but its also bad for export economy.
You should have grown the lizard in a bog.
Costs: 0,-
This is the best sarcophagus.
Poor Alarm Achtung taken well before his time.
KEK'ed
I assume this is just before she was jetisoned into deep space in the photon torpedo casing.
More tax payers money spent well. If it's not housing "migrants" youre wasting it away on lavish funerals. Your continent is a joke and you all deserve what's coming to you. Fuck you all.
I prefer the Confession of Saint. Wojciech
In Gniezno
Won't that explode from the gasses released?
Disgusting and tacky.
Monarchy is a death cult. They love funerals and mausoleums!
You know what's gonna happen? Whe she starts rotting in that thing then condensation and and mold stains will build up on the inside of that glass coffin. Then over the next 20 years you will have to spend another 5,000.000 for reopening it, embalming and drying the corps, controlling humidity in the room a. s. o. Several times over, of course. And then finally they burn her and just put an urn in that right corner in the wall.
made me snort
i've spent the last few minutes looking it and trying to make sense of the design decision. i don't think it's completely awful and it does look kind of cool, but i don't like it. i think it's just pretentious. it looks like they were going for a deconstruction of the traditional egyptian sarcophagus or some shit i don't care
That's the photon torpedo tube from Wrath of Khan, right?
>Click here
It is tacky. Trust a brit to notice.
wtf is that and where do i put my dick in it
It looks unironically awesome. A fine resting place for a monarch.
What if... what if the Flat Earth is not what they say?
What if were on Elephants? Was Pratchett trying to say something?
I will enjoy melting it down
God save the Queen and all that but when Elizabeth II dies I bet her coffin will just be a box. Despite her being the longest reining monarch and best known world wide.
What's all that cluttery shit on the top? It looks like a kid dumped out his toy box. Did the Queen collect knick knacks or it it some kind of idol worsship?
That thing looks like some pre-rendered graphic from Myst on CD in 1994. So what elephant head do I push to open up the secret door?
Will her feet be bare? Also how much for a private viewing? Asking for a friend.
Looks a bit shitty, but spending a few millions on your royalty sepultural culture isn't much.
I wish we would have our kingdoms back in Germany.
russian bear is shagging the english lion...., whahahahahaha
She's also the shittest queen in English history having overseen the complete dismantling and annihilation of the English empire, the English nation, and the English people, in the course of only one fucken monarch. Pretty impressive on her part to have done absolutely nothing.
looks like a giant advil
>Harald Bluetooth
Well at least she'll have a wireless connection.
God damnit Nigel.
Looks fucking weird but whatever you want m8
lol
That's polar bears you inbred, it's a testament to Greenland.
jesus fucking christ how arrogant do you have to be to make a casket and casket pedestal like that?
Looks kitsch as fuck.
Rich people got too much money and too much time.
fire photon torpedos!
an ostentatious mockery of life and death. one thousand slaves dying to build a pyramid.
Why does it look like a rectal suppository?
>its a giant blue pill
>(((goat))) heads
someone should poo on that
what a fucking joke... 5m of your taxes just to stroke some bitches ego.
so many esoteric shits lol, he was a "muh mystery school" "muh knight of malta" "muh luciferian doctrine" cuck
Because Americans are obsessed with ass
That thing looks like it has a magic meter.
5 million is too much for a tomb, but still pretty cheap
held up by elephants suspended on turtles
>grotesque
you should shoot whoever designed that shitty pile of puke and whoever thought 5million would be okay for this shit
>denmark
you have some truly horrible people there
total lack of taste indicates psychosis
Spend more on dead people
Being buried in a giant blue pill.
Is that thing fucking see thru? Gross.
Might as well just taxidermy her and stick her in the corner on a stand stuffed up her ass
Criminally underrated
>total lack of taste indicates psychosis
is that true?
FUCKING LOL
at least she'll be floating in a cool blue gel forever
This post has to have been posted by an American, only Americans obsess over black dick so much