I'll start
>waiting for bus
>Smelly toothless niggers come up to me
>"hey boss" he says in broken Italian "Are you waiting for the bus that goes to [user's school location?]
>fucking retartded nigger can't even look up the bus' schedule
>"Yes, it'll pass any minute now"
>"Ok boss, thank you, onw more thing is this the right ticket?"
>He shows me a ticket worth only for in-city trasportation, the stupid niggers couldn't even ask whoever sold him the ticket.
>"No, this thicket isn't the right one, you'll get fined if they find out."
>"oh"
>I had just renewed the subscription to the bus' company
>had extra ticket
>"We can trade if you want, i don't need this ticket"
>"really? Thanks a lot boss!"
>"No problems"
>yes problem. fucking nigger just cost me an extra euro because he was too stupid to purchare the right ticket.
>When he gets off he smiles and waves at me.
>I give him the quickest wave ever, i don't want anyone to see me wave a nigger.
man fuck niggers.
Nigger stories
how do you say "fuck off" in Italian
"vaffanculo"
Why'd you offer him the ticket then dumbass?
or "levati dalle palle" literrally "get off my balls"
white people are nice that's why
Wouldn't want worthless niggers to abuse our public transportation systems, now would we?
I’m glad we have cards with chips so this doesn’t happen. I’ve seen so many dumb Somali niggers kicked off the bus because they can’t figure out an Oyster card
Too bad the bus is still filled with pakis, Brit nigs and South Americans. London is a shithole, I can’t wait to move out and start my own business
Thank you, i will use that next time i visit your spaghetti country
This happened two years ago, now they put a security guard on each bus and they often have to stop to kick niggers out
Lol
sorry wanted to bump using my phone but i failed
>be me on acid in the late 80's
>my friend gives me a picture of himself that says "heil hitler kill all the niggers jews pakis and chinks that you can"
>he's meeting me in the foodcourt at a mall downtown
>I see a bunch of niggers
>I show them the picture of my friend and ask if they've seen him
>they're like what the fuck
>my friend shows up, giant ginger, unmistakable
>niggers start crowding him
>he starts waving around a machete
>starts screaming about african haircuts
>I'm pretty happy with how my joke is going but I don't want us to get arrested again so I take his machete and start leading us to the c-train
>cpigs swarm us
>I do 8 months for having a machete in contravention of my lifetime weapons prohibition
>repeatedly convince an Ethiopian with giant red gumby shoes who is named "atatungi" to eat various inedible substances while I am incarcerated
fucking niggers
>I do 8 months for having a machete in contravention of my lifetime weapons prohibition
How did you get that prohibition? and where the fuck do you live that you need a machete to roam the streets?
Why don't you buy a car so you don't have to deal with dumb niggers?
I was young and also was cheaper than buying gas. I now have a car so i wouldn't need to.
Lots of charges, and I lived in Calgary Alberta Canada, we absolutely did not need a machete to roam the streets, at all.
But shit was a bit different before there were cameras everywhere.
>enter the bus to get to uni
>take an empty seat
>next stop a nigger gets on the bus and asks to sit next to me
>I nod and put my bag on the ground
>don't say anything for the entire ride
>get off the bus at my destination
What do Italians think of niggers??? I’m lightskin Somali nigger and I want to do a year abroad, will I get racially abused???
No you'll just get Luca'd.
savage
depends, if you go to bologna you'll find lots of commie cucks and coal burners, anywhere people will hate your guts, but you'll still be able to enjoy the beaches and the food, people will be polite while keeping an eye on the silverware.
Sadly your flag checks out.
Please leave my country forever.
too pussy to say no, I presume
Sounds good 2 me
I've avoided them since highschool and thankfully they are very sparse in STEM so I only have this one:
>Two sheeboons taken to principal's office for loud arguing
>They start getting physical in front of office
>VP steps in to try to break it up when the school Resource Officer shows up
>RO tries to mace the flurry of weave and extremely long fingernail extensions
>Pepper sprays the VP instead
>Happening at the end of lunch, office is visible to entire cafeteria
>Boons go at it for another 4 minutes while RO tries to wrestle Chyna (who lived up to her name with such mass) away from the slightly smaller nig
Only positive story I have, hated that cunt VP.
what does that have to do with OPs story?
alright I have another one from just this past weekend
>be me on a sunday
>decide to go window shopping in the city centre
>turns out I'm not the only one
>see this nigger family with a nigger daddy nigger mommy and a baby nigger in a stroller on the corners of my eyes
>walk past them without making any eye contact
fuck I hate niggers so much
I am going to Rome btw
are you for real? You really dumb pasta fuck.
I like your greentext, have a bump.
holy shit this entire thread is like this post
What kind of lame ass story is this
>I hate niggers
>Here is a free ticket
KYS
Good guy Italian.
worked with jews
I thought this once, I moved to Cornwall and the pace is so glacial I feel here I feel like I'm stuck in an episode of "Last of the Summer Wine"
Wanna swap?
This never happened.
this is some next level cuckposting
>helping my parents throw their old bed away
>bed won't fit through the elevator so I have to break it down in the block's corridor
>by the time i'm done, the bed is a mess of a matress and broken wooden pieces on the ground
>2 of our neighbours came out to see who's getting murdered
>encounter two gypsies at the dumpster as i'm about to throw the mattress away
>they ask me if I have some part of the bed
>have no idea what they are talking about
>decide fuck it, i'll invite them in and let them take what they want
>less work for me
>actually feel optimistic because i am actually cooperating with and helping these people who are otherwise ostracized by everyone with at least half a brain
>like a retard, invite them into the commie block
>try not to gag as i'm cramped into the small elevator with them
>show them to the resting pile of wood
>they look at the pile, then at themselves, then they start looking around
>one of them spots the neighbour's flip flops
>hey brother I am poor my shoes are ripped can you give me a pair of shoes...
>try to be polite, tell him that they are not even mine
>look towards the other one
>he is eyeing another neighbour's bike
>ask them if they are going to take any wood at all
>they say that they have no use for it and run down the stairs
>they were either too dumb to use the elevator or wanted to steal something left outside on the lower floors when i'm not looking at them
>leave them to it because only the top floor is gated so the others don't leave stuff on the outside
>resume throwing out the wood
>as i'm finishing up encounter another gypsy near the dumpsters
>he politely asks me if he could take the wood i'm bringing
>ask him what do they even use it for
>"for firewood, for the houses..."
>actually enjoyed talking to this one and wished him the best of luck
In retrospect, I am a retard and should have told them to fuck off
Lmao he scammed your little 'white' (at least in his eyes) ass.
How interesting
Have a (you)
>see black guy walking towards me
>probably tourist
>I cross the street to other side of road
>blacky notices this
>he just stands there staring at me
>I can read from his lips "what da fuck mayne"
>at bank in niggerville
>all nigs except me
>hot nig greeter asks this thug retard that just walked in if she can help him
>wants to something
>sir you need your ID for that do you have that with you?
>aw shit nah can i come back later
>sure sir i can set you up an appointment i just need your name and phone number
>ok im uh dequarius jackson or some shit i think my number is 555-6578
then he looks at her and asks, is that right?
she calmly tells him sir we don't know your phone number
lmao
kek
>be in kiel drinking n sheit with people
>nigger friend from someone joins us
>first time to see a real life nigger
>ask nigger if i can touch his hair
Would not ask again desu
and? how does the hair feel like?
like a sheep or something?
That you rage about something as trivial as that should give you pause because you're clearly at least one sandwich short of a picnic.
>see another blacky
>skinny manlet walking like he liberated this city in Borussia Dortmund kit
>bump hard into him just because
>continue walking, message sent to blacky so he knows where he is
>mission accomplished
>george bush on aircraft carrier.jpg
Are you the dumb nigger in anons story?
>be me young and naive, pre redpill days
>stop for gas one Christmas Eve
>nigger asking people for money outside gas station
>I figure what the hell, It's Christmas
>pull ten dollar bill from my wallet
>nigger snatches it out of my hand
>immediately turns his back and walks away without saying thanks, merry Christmas, god bless or any damn thing
>mumbling to himself like "I got that cracka" or some shit as he walks away
Last time I'll ever give money to a nigger
He didn't cost you anything retard you made the offer now don't bitch about it.
Like the hair from a sheep and this nigger had a disgusting nigger stink
You only did that cause he was small
interesting, if i ever talk to one, ill try it out.
He kinda ruined it for the rest of the nigger beggars for the rest of your life, himself included.
keep in mind that most blacks are small compared to avarege dalmatian. Unless he's Bob Sapp, then I would call Mirko CroCop
>Black man at the bar asks how I'm doing
>I say "Pretty good. You?"
>He says "Can't complain."
>We then have simple small talk while we enjoy our drinks.
Yeah whatever. You crossed the street when the other one was approaching.
>>bed won't fit through the elevator so I have to break it down in the block's corridor
>I hope he means disassembling it, breaking it down sure sounds either unnecessarily hard or the wood is shit
>>broken wooden pieces on the ground
>what the fugg
>look at flag
>buggerian
so? That one wasn't big either, I just did it out of casual racism
Never give money to a nigger, they see you as a sucker. They won't appreciate a dime
Lies. You were scared shitless.
Lesson learned
>be 14
>taking turns playing Street Fighter II arcade with brother.
>bro's turn
>nog walks in says it's his game and his turn
>HellNo.jpg
>night slaps me
>bro to into game to notice, but dies quickly. Game over
>I tell the nog he can have the game and we leave
sure. Then again, I can't prove otherwise
>Study cert 4 programming at TAFE
>Black guy walks in first lesson
>Giggle uncontrollably with mate
>Every time I see him
He changed to the other class shortly after. I'm not racist I just couldn't help myself
Wow italians are pathetic and not white. You OFFER to give him your ticket then come to pol to fucking cry about it. Pathetic man.
Hey I heard that on sopranos a lot. Man I wish I was from your world I’d be tony soprano
Where’s da gabbagool carm?!
Then I slam the fridge shut in anger and go get my dick suckled by a bing hoo-uh just because I’m T.
Woah.
Rusev Udrya Rusev Machka!
I bet as a Bulgarian you’re pumped as fuck that it’s Rusev Day aren’t you?
Rounhouse kicked to the head a nig who looked like he was going to nig me. he fell straight down to the pavement and i got home 15 minutes quicker.
I’m beginning to enjoy morning Jow Forums
A lot less Kanye and Jewish diversity loving user on at this time
>I want to do a year abroad
You are abroad, you fucking nigger.
the memes write themselves
Where do you live that seeing niggers is a memorable occasion?
I feel for you, user.
this. basically the entire thread. grow the fuck up pussies
It's worse - "nice guys get cucked because they cannot utilize the concept of sub humans" thread.
absolutely savage, my fellow kartoffel
>be 18-19ish
>about 6 o'clock during winter (so very dark)
>waiting for the next train stop in shady park where I usually go to read during school breaks
>see pack of niggers one in almost every bench
>spot the "carrier" with a big black bag sitting in the most isolated one
>still sit in one of the free ones
>the "dealer" approaches me on a bike and tells me
>"It's already occupied..."
>silence, I look at my phone
>"...there's my name on it"
>still silence
>"Isn't it too late for a kid like you? shouldn't you go to bed?"
>I had a bowl cut because I wanted to do a Light Yagami cosplay by the summer so he probably thought I was 15. pls no bulli
>slowly look up to him and give him the pity look, only to look down on my phone again
>he goes "tsk" only to go back to the rest of the pack
>actually sweating, but keep doing my business
>leave as soon the train was about to arrive
I see a couple of niggers there with bags every day, but that was the only time I see so many of them and actually harassing me.
And there are niggers from the train station from all the way to that park, most of them just shouting literal monkey gibberish at each other or lazying by the side of the road or the bus stop.
I swear the males are ALL drug dealers.
Just ignore anyone asking for gibs, especially niggers.
Don't ignore, that's impolite. You have to refuse and say that it is unacceptable to ask for gibs.
>disassembling it
Good luck, that was impossible. I don't know much about beds but I think that the pieces were glued to each other, there weren't even any nails. My father just gave me a hammer and a screwdriver and told me "throw that away" The mattress was a bitch since it was too big to fit into the elevator so I had to take it apart. The top layer of cloth was held by staples to the wooden frame. At first i had to remove each staple using the screwdriver but when this made me impatient so just ripped it forcefully, rambo style with staplers flying everywhere. After that I struggled with seperating two layers of whatever which were held together by springs. I did all of this almost solely with the force of my hands so it was hard work. After that I tried to take apart the wooden frame with the hammer but after 5 torturous minutes I concluded that force stomping achieves better results faster. In the end it was an absolute mess of cloth, wood and who knows what else but I could finally fit the individual pieces. Taking that stupid bed apart was the most labor intensive work i've done in my life.
I don't want to waste my time with them, having to hear how they have to feed their 12 childs or some other BS. That, and the sight and smell of niggers makes me physically sick.
Develop your argumentation bucko. If you can't make gib nog buzz off then what can you even do?
I remember how pumped I was to see a bulgarian wrestler in the WWE the first time I learned about Rusev. His appearance in the encouraged me to start watching WWE again, something that I hadn't done since I was little. It was very comfy but then he started flying the russian flag instead of the bulgarian one which made me stop being a fan of him. Shortly after that I dropped WWE altogether. Last I heard he married Lana who's kinda cool I guess but does he parade around with the russian flag still? He should at least fly the two flags at the same time: he's got two hands!
What's funny is niggers used to not be able to ride on the front of the bus, now they can't afford the bus
Just ignore him? If enough people do that, he will simply go away.
I want to crack your fucking skull in two for helping that fucking nigger.
you are too nice user,you cucked
even worse you are redpilled,you should know better
i know you have a kind side but in future you must ignore that little voice
Let me guess, it was soviet type of bed?
What the hell is wrong with people like you. You're fucking subhuman.
>Italy
>paying bus ticket
I have never seen anyone asking to check my ticket while I was in the bus. Been in Rome enough times to conform this. It reminds me of home, love it
No shit Einstein. You get a fine when you can't show it though.
My old folks bought it in 2001 and I have no idea where or how it was made but recently I bought a single bed for myself from jysk and although it was quite modern I used glue during assembly so i'll probably have to force stomp that one too one when some girlfriend comes around
Most buses (at least where I am) don't have a ticket inspector and the driver never gives a fuck.
Also afaik, the train subscription, which is what most students have, is valid for its correspondent bus stops as well
Lmao these italians are giving these niggers free shit. No wonder they keep coming to their country.