What's the best thing your country has accomplished? My country, America... maybe you've heard of it...

what's the best thing your country has accomplished? My country, America... maybe you've heard of it... we built the Saturn 5 rocket and sent several White Christian males to the moon, and returned them to earth safely.

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we created Jow Forums

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The Industrial Revolution without which the world would be a sea of serfs and morons

The Constitution, the 2nd addendum
and the good ol Petro dollar

sorry to burst your bubble, but you never went anywhere further than orbit.

15th century - bookprinting using interchangable letters by Johannes Gutenberg, allowing mass production of books and therefore spreading information

Of course some post-soviet shithole would be the one to deny the moon landings
Stay inferior, Sergei

My Operation Paperclip Nazi niggas would dispute this account.

Get out faggot. Door is there. Gun is in my hand.

The first stock exchange

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Repelled the whole red army during the winter war

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of course the ex commie would be salty over the moon landing.
it happened m8, deal with it

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I own a sheet of the Gutenberg bible

>built the Saturn 5 rocket
Actually German engineers build it for you.

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SHITPOSTING IS MY COUNTRYS GREATEAST INVENTION

this.

Wait a second.. Saturn 5 was a recycled V2, created by a certain Wernher von Braun...
Which was a 2ch copy.. thank the Japanese for that.

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Actually A German Engineer led a design team of many American Engineers that developed the Saturn 5 Rocket.

Based on whose research? Goddard. Get cucked, hun bastard.

nothing

Meanwhile Belgium already had a stock exchange in the 14th century, get with the times Netherbro.


OT:
Internal combustion engines

I'm British/Australian but America is clearly the biggest contributor to the world. The UK had a pretty good empire.

I feel for you slav, denial is an understandable choice for a coping method.

biggest contributor in terms of technology and in the last 1 and half centuries.

your country didnt build shit, your country kidnapped all of europe scientists and told them to build your rockets, get your facts straight

>he still believes the moon landings were real

WE CREATED THE WHOLE DIPLOMATIC SYSTEM WE USE TODAY

Uh and also Germany and Italy.. und Algeria

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My country was the only one to actually try and nearly succeed in getting rid of the hebrew plague that pesters mankind for millennia.
But your inbred ancestors stopped us and afterwards stole our engineers to build "your" moon rockets.

>he doesnt know

He had to come to America to do it though. His rockets sucked when he first came here

The internet and transistor

T. Estonian
kek
French Revolution/ Croisants

Ty based pre 1950 Germany. In my heart and the Midwest you will go on.

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You didn't come close to ridding hebrew anything
All you did was cause the death of 60 million mostly white europeans

Australia
Black box flight recorder
Electronic pacemaker
Medical application of penicillin
Polymer bank notes
Winged keel
Wi-Fi technology
Ultrasound scanner


Pretty measly

I'm putting in a drum of God

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AC/DC

>Saturn 5 was a recycled V2
That's bullshit and you know it.
The Redstone rockets were though. You know, the rockets that launched the first american satellite and put the first american into space.

Good call

Radio, maser, cosmonautics, rocket science, civilian nuclear reactors, nuclear-powered icebreackers, electrical transformer, chemistry...

>repelled...
You lost some territory
As much as i like Finland, if i were you i would take pride in the fact your entire existence triggers the shit out of Russians and soviets

Socialism in action

They were all Masonic homosexuals (blackmailed by the JEWlluminati) and they never made it to the Moon.

USA accomplishments happened for the same reason the accomplishment of Portuguese Empire happened...the Jews selected the USA to be their HQ. With that comes the money and with the money comes the achievements.

Actually American rockets kept exploding on launch. Captured German rockets and German engineers saved America. If not Russians would have nuked America.

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An impressive thing about Russia is that it did tremendous achievements without ever becoming a Jew HQ (Bolsheviks were pwned by Stalin before they managed to make Russia a Jewish HQ)...without ever becoming a "money magnet" like Portugal, Spain, Holland, UK, USA and all other great Empires that only became great Empires because the Jews selected them to be HQ.

There is literally nothing wrong with being authoritarian socialist.
At least we have commieblocks for everone, good bith rate, closed borders and degeneracy was banned.
If only we would have created OGAS, if only...

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merican Inventions 1801-1994

1801 – James Finley invented the modern Suspension Bridge
1853 – George Crum invented potato chips
1856 – Gail Borden invented condensed milk
1879 – Thomas Alva Edison invented the electric light bulb
1885 – George Eastman invented the photographic film
1887 – Emile Berliner invented the disc record
1887 – Thomas Alva Edison invented the phonograph
1861 – Richard Gatling invented the machine gun
1885 – William Le Baron Jenney invented the skyscraper
1897 – William Morrison and John C Wharton invented cotton candy
1894 – William C Hooker invented the mousetrap
1903 – Orville and Wilbur Wright invented the airplane
1905 – Frank Epperson invented the ice pop
1912 – Lester Wire invented the electric traffic light
1926 – Robert H Goddard invented liquid fuel rocket
1929 – Sam Foster created sunglasses
1929 – Clarence Birdseye created frozen food
1930 – Ruth Wakefield made chocolate chip cookies
1937 – Edwin Land created polarized sun glasses
1937 – George Stibitz invented the modern day digital computer
1938 – Wallace H Carothers invented nylon
1939 – General Motors invented the fully automatic transmission for automobiles and was introduced by Oldsmobile and Cadillac.
1945 – Percy Spencer created the microwave
1945 – J. Robert Oppenheimer invented the nuclear bomb
1950 – Frank X McNamara and Ralph Schneider created the credit card
1950- Marion Donovan invented the disposable diaper
1954 – Hyman Rickover invented the nuclear submarine
1956 – Ernest G Rice invented the Pantyhose
1958 – Jack Kilby invented the integrated circuit
1960 – Forrest Parry invented the magnetic stripe card
1960 – Theodore H Maiman invented the first laser
1962 – Nick Holonyak Jr invented LED lighting
1965 – Jack Russel invented the compact disk
1965 – Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar
1968 – Tom Kelly made the lunar module
1969 – Gary Keith created the laser printer

American Inventions 1801-1994

1960 – Theodore H Maiman invented the first laser
1962 – Nick Holonyak Jr invented LED lighting
1965 – Jack Russel invented the compact disk
1965 – Stephanie Kwolek invented Kevlar
1968 – Tom Kelly made the lunar module
1969 – Gary Keith created the laser printer
1970 – Robert Maurer, peter Schultz, and Donald Keck invented the fiber optic cable
1971 – John Blankenbaker invented the personal computer
1971 – Ray Tomlinson sent the first email using Arpanet
1973 – Dr Martin Cooper and his team developed the first mobile
1981 – George Mueller created the first space shuttle
1982 – The internet Protocol Suite was founded by the US National Science Foundation.
1994 – The USA air force created the GPS

You have great chess players too

>taking credit for a man that treasured his american citizenship
we wuzing

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>murican education
Ever heard of Operation Paperclip?

And even more crazy thing is that we created such a technological and scientific reserve that allows us to remain competitive after 90s incompetence and (((westernisation))) of education and society.

Hell, even nuclear-powered cruise missile, self-contained underwater drone and nuclear-powered laser - just simplified and cheaper versions of Soviet developments.

All Jews

this

Also Germans failed, they lost the first world war and THE war. Germans claiming any credit for ww2 things are LOSERS. You are probably the offspring of FAILURES. YOU LOST. You are the biggest LOSERS in the last century

The USSR that was created with Stalin had tremendous potential, it could have been an invincible fortress of all the White Race...but the centralized economic planning was a deadly disease.

OGAS could have worked. Andropov was also an interesting character, very conservative but creative and able to think outside the box but he died too soon.

Apartheid, first hart transplant and perfecting the spread of aids.

I think I might make this my background

And your own people endded up as serfs and morons. Ironic.

german rockets couldn't fly for shit, they kept on crashing or exploding.

Switzerland- Probably fine watches

>we built the Saturn 5 rocket

No you didn't. A bunch of German scientists did.

We landlocked Bolivia and they are still assblasted about it

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Hah!

>moon

Hahahhahahahahhahahahahha tell me about Santa you faggot.

North Korea is Socialist. Most people on here don't understand the difference between Socialism and Communism. Communism is a stateless and classless society without rulers.

Canada- Insulin.
Nah Nokia 3310

Netherlands
rembrandt, vermeer,


France
THE REVOLUTION (probably one of the most historically significant historical events)
Photography, antibiotics and pasteurization.

We just read Karl Marx by correct way)

And planned economy was great for for industrialization and rehabilitation; shortcomings of the planned economy under Stalin were inflamed by a powerful private sector.
They produced clothes, food, electronics and other necessary things, the issue of which is very difficult to plan.

if we talk about OGAS...
Well, did you know that every major exchange is controlled by supercomputers?
And even blockchain is simplified version of true digital economy?
BlackRock Aladdin, google it.

Kikes stole our technologies and turned into tools to enslave humanity.

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>American
> not mentioning Freedom
oh boy am I disappointed in you

Freedom is a meme tbqh

The US is still the only country to land anything on Mars even if you write off Apollo because of muh paperclips.

white male subjugation

Why did the Soviet Union fall?

Hockey

We built the world's largest empire. Now we're a third world shithole that needs to be nuked.

In my country we pretend that we give a shit about west and western culture and we smile at them but in my mind i flip them off and i pity them as i see their smile being a bitter, bitter resentful smile.

I don't know if you've heard but i actually don't give 2 flying fucks about other's country accomplishments. You could've sent 5 nigger muslin-christians into the a black hole to collect flowers and i would still give 0 fucks to it. Safely.

Does that satiate your curiosity for the dick measuring contest mr Merican?

India and Tibet created saints that acheived union with Cosmic Consciousness

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>finest Lard triggering by truth bombing by fellow Hansbro
>mfw

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The laser was invented by Charles Townes and Hyman Rickover was not a scientist or engineer so I highly doubt you could call him an "inventor".

Stop giving undue credit to kikes.

> implying its not the same right now

god bless us arpanet

My country reminded the whole world that acctual aryan law may come back at any moment.

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Stay mad commie cuck

Soldiers who scarified so much in our quest for revenge against the evil empire that raped and pillaged our lands for CENTURIES!

Rest assured, they will not be forgotten.

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>potato chips
>cotton candy
>ice pop
>chocolate chip cookies

Leave it to burgers to list junk-food and sugary treats as noteworthy achievements

>Thomas Edison

Sure, and Steve Jobs also TOTALLY invented all those gizmos that make apple a shit-ton of onions-bucks.

>Steve Jobs also TOTALLY invented all those gizmos that make apple a shit-ton of onions-bucks.

Yes, and your point?

>Actually thinks Steve Jobs was an innovator and not just a slick repackager of other people's ideas

Oh dear we have a class-1 onion-boy here

I'm not denying that....

>m-muh Von Braun
Who cares if he was German? After WWII he was just a spoil of war. American property. Too bad you guys lost that one amirite? Lol

Holy fuck... we had electric light bulbs before mouse traps? I guess people who say necessity is the mother of invention have never heard of the bubonic plague...

>2ch copy
No it was a 2chan (futaba) copy

>tfw worked in the central factory to the birth of the industrial revolution

Felt good mayne but I fucked up some cars

>b-but muh some Americans pawns

WHY ARE THERE NO WOMEN ON THIS LIST?!