Who in the fucking fuck is Sgt Jow Forums?

Fine I'm retarded, I have no idea what your point is. I googled "sgt Jow Forums". Drink my Maple tasting cum.

>he doesnt know what Sgt Jow Forums is

I don't!
Fucking tell me memeflag!

>2008 + 10
>Not knowing who Sgt.Jow Forums is

Sgt Jow Forums seen fleeing the scene

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That's my guess too.
I'm just checking to see if oldfags know of some fucking thing from 2011 or something.

heres your (you) retard along with this is the answer

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How does this motherfucker keep getting away with it?!

Holy shit.

it was a troll you nigger. all that is made up bullshit

>I can only use google once a day because I’m a retard who fucks dogs.
Dumbass retard.

He can’t keep getting away with it

Fuck are you talking about schlomo?
I'm not looking for yous.
I just want to know.

this happened right in my neighbourhood. I will see the scene every day for ever. I'm also a frequenter of the board being scapegoated for this.

I dont have the energy for your shit.

Straight answer anyone?

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My uncle works at Nintendo and can confirm that sgt Jow Forums is the leader of the incel uprising.

Sorry Maple nigger. Never been to the /sg/ threads & never heard of Sgt Jow Forums before yesterday. Been here since 2013. :(

I'm Sgt Jow Forums

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The Master of the mentally ill fuckhead/probable patsy
So the story will be it was his delusion

He’s why the board was frozen since 10am

is this shit working now?

I just want to know who faked this.

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Yep 3rd time in 2weeks

This obviously. ? N(((they))) can't even falseflag right

Don't question Sgt Jow Forums's tactics.

Looks like an Ex fire ranger

sgt Jow Forums here. ama

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Don't fucking worry about it.

Save me from this Jow Forums free hell Sgt!

Sergeant Jow Forums is fictional Osama Bin Laden of Jow Forums

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>ama
How can you be Sgt Jow Forums when I'm Sgt Jow Forums?

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He's not fictional. I saw him at furry-con last week

How many cocks do you suck a day?

No one has ever seen the face hidden beneath the mask of Sgt Jow Forums. It is only speculation that I even have one. For defying a corrupt lord, I was exiled from the ancient Isle of Masks--a punishment that saved my life. The isle soon after vanished beneath the waves in a night of vengeful magic. I alone remain to carry on the Isle's long juggernaut tradition, one of ritual and swordplay. The last practitioner of the art, my confidence and courage are the result of endless practice; my inventive bladework proves that I have never stopped challenging myself. Still, my motives are as unreadable as my expression. For a hero who has lost everything twice over, I fight as if victory is a foregone conclusion.

Sgt 4 inch chin.

Well duh leaf
This is Sgt. 4chans site.
We are all his soldiers.
kek

Sgt Jow Forums glows in the dark and funds ISIS

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We are duplicates from the divine source of sgt Jow Forums

I suck cock, but only as an OP

Are you talking back to me? Drop and give me 9000 for Jow Forums.

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Jow Forums AKBAR!!!!
Jow Forums أكبر

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>2026
>not in the 4chinz military Corp

Drop and give me 1mill cockrubs for infinitechan

Can't. Permabanned.

I want to put my wiener in her mouth

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>banned on infinitechan

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>Anyone have knowledge of a backstory (or an intelligent theory) on who/what Sgt (fucking) Jow Forums is?

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For 88 years no less. Guess I forgot to suck Kikefy's cock for a second there.

Liar. I don't believe you.

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this guy

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Checked

God bless you, Sgt. Jow Forums, whoever you are. God bless the troops.

Your a lazy fucking reporter.

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t. /b/

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>God bless the troops.
Thanks bro, bless you too.

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I am sgt. Jow Forums. I take orders from the captain.

Thats like only one step under Major Jow Forums.

jesus christ ranks on Jow Forums?
sounds like the link marines..

the bizraelis talk about funding their army groups with a currency called "link"

check it out.

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Literally who are all these faggots? They're not Sgt. Jow Forums, pic related is

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yes, its sort of a Jow Forums - best of highligts page

>trying this hard
>thinking you'll find out anything tangible about Sarge on clearnet Jow Forums

you are like a little baby OP

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SJWs aren't incels therefore no, he's sgt. faggot though

The media want a Sgt Jow Forums. Jow Forums should give them one. Only meme him gay as fuck and do speech bubbles coming out his mouth saying all that jew stuff everyone loves. Or put him in a wheelchair. Hopefully Fox or CNN will be waving it about acting shocked

>Who in the fucking fuck is Sgt Jow Forums

According to the Toronto Star's "Indentity and Equaltity Reporter" - Jennifer Yang, the haha "cryptic numbers" Austistic Asperger Elliot Rodger on facebook was his Canadian Military ID.

On a side now I would hate rape this whore Jennifer Yang

twitter.com/jyangstar/status/989230287874871296

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HEY NIGS. nationalpost.com/news/what-is-an-incel-explaining-the-cryptic-facebook-message-allegedly-left-by-the-toronto-attacker

Hey sarnt, I can’t make it tomorrow, I got an appointment, it’s all day sarnt.

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kek sure thing

>SJWs aren't incels therefore no, he's sgt. faggot though
You mean SJWs actually get to save sex. WTF?!? Why am I being an incel, then?

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>Straight answer anyone?

Sgt Jow Forums does not exist here and was never written on the site before April 23rd.