Who wants to live in China?

>wake up in beautiful Beijing
>go to sink to cough up black phlegm from air pollution
>need to use bottled water imported from canada to rinse mouth since tap water contains enough toxins to retard you and five generations of your descendents
>go to fridge, food is all rotten because power went out overnight
>get dressed in local made clothing, all the seams rip apart, get dressed in new outfit and move more carefully to front door
>about to board elevator when it drops suddenly, guy who was in front of you gets caught halfway in elevator and on your floor
>ignore it so you won't be held liable for his injuries. take stairs instead
>down 37 flights
>try to cross street at light
>when ped light turns on entire crowd makes a run for it across intersection
>several old women die in stampede
>truck rips through the laggards and crashes into traffic on the opposite side, but you've made it across
>go to shop, wave hello to old woman owner who is fishing the cooking oil out of the open sewer line
>she spits at you
>decide to go to grocery store and buy healthy fruit for breakfast instead
>bite into apple
>it's made of fiberglass
>bleeding from mouth, attempt to wave down a taxi to get to hospital
>arrive, you are number 351 that morning, estimated 17 hour wait time
>read magazine about trump pushing the trade war
>climb onto table in enragement
>table collapses, break your leg
>conveniently already in hospital
>later that night receive service
>find out your doctor's parents bribed his way through med school and he can't tell a vein from an intestine
>die in surgery
>parents can't afford funeral, claim they don't know you
>spend afterlife haunting local orphanage for shits and giggles

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based poetry.

Not sure why you guys push this "pussy is everywhere" meme for China of all places.

Pussy is at an all time premium due to high demand and low supply due to the harm of the one child policy and a large part of the country preferring boys over girls since they think the boy will take care of them when they are old.

The stock of Pussy is on a current bull run. Do not buy in when it's high.
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There was a study that if you paired every marriage age male with every marriage age female in China you'd still have a surplus of 24 million single males.

Go to Korean or Japan for desperate pussy. Chinese pussy understands it's scarcity and will be more of a pain in the ass.

too real

Because they will still fuck white men despite all of that.

move to a a university where the english students are mostly 18-22 year old women

kek

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Well get'd

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afterlife was years later than resurrection. I was resurrected.

We have needs today.

Humans already have resurrection technology.

If we want evidence of eternal life then we force appearance of humans already accessing eternal life technology. They will understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies. If we also have an eternal life program, even primitive as only national cryonic program, by military mission and universal healthcare right, then all humans understand some of us survive to our resurrection technologies.

If we freeze our deceased then we are preserving our frozen deceased. If a human is frozen then a human does not rot. If they are not rotting then they are surviving. We will put our resurrection technologies to our deceased.

Humans, already accessing eternal life technology, respect us. They know we live forever: We are here.

Humans have video evidence of eternal life; having millions of mobile cell phones with millions of camera lenses.

Humans requested warrant to access other humans private property: videos of cell phone. The humans requested credit of responsibility to serve warrant by a, "patriot" act confirmed, "Aye" by congress, to fight a global war on terrorism. We should investigate for videos of resurrection: evidence presented at court and evidence surveyed while serving warrant.

If we witness eternal life technology then we understand everything is already empirical evidence

Humans already have technologies, and we have called our history and herstory as, "bible" . The people who are living since biblical times are like you, but they have better technology. Like you, they are behaving to you like how you are behaving to other humans.

You, and everyone else and everything else are all the proof you needed: they are not sharing while sharing is a risk of unalienable right of life.

We need national cryonics.

All because you couldn't get laid in America. That's the price you pay

What a burn! (Indian burn, kekekeke)

god damnit. leaf of truth hurts

What level of recursive autism are we on?

bretty gud, user, bretty gud

Are they as small as your jpeg faggot?

Nobody with a functioning brain.

care to share what the hell this means?

Chinese are subhuman.

just kidding

im shilling shaoxing university as a good place to go

>pussy is on tap
>with the same 500 or so girls who fuck every ((rich)) foreigner they see
you might as well just pay for the whores they'll at least get tested regularly for STDs
t. business guy helping in asia

lmao

Poo lol

The pussy is most definitely NOT on tap in China because of all the extra men due to one child policy.

If you say so.

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>our company has cute young accountant from China
>she is very hardworking and closed to others
>I try to make her laugh and make constant jokes
>she starts to laugh at them
>I bring her tea couple of times
>talk with her about her exams
>yesterday we found ourselves alone in the kitchen
>she suddenly starts giggling and hugs me saying "you make me so happy by talking user" then runs away
what the fuck have I done

don't be so mad, paki

check your digits Mr Poo

Why would I want to live in a former colony?

High demand? No one cares if ten thousand mediocre Chinks compete for the same woman. White men cut in line.

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Your immigration laws also work as an excellent quality filter.

lol you gotta bang her dude

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