>on the subway
>3 black guys sitting across from Me
>"ay white Boy what's in dat wallet"
>place a hand on the hilt of my zweihander
>see him reach for a gleam in his waist band
>swing my sword fast as lighting
>six black arms fall to the floor
>show his dying eyes my empty wallet
On the subway
Landon Lopez
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Jace Kelly
>on the subway
>3 black guys sitting across from Me
>"ay white Boy what's in dat wallet"
>give them my wallet and shoes
>they beat me up anyway for being white
>"the total happiness in the world increased"
Christian Johnson
the difference between leafs and americans
Jordan Jackson
/thread
Easton Edwards
At least one of those mastabatory fantasies is realistic. Because you know they both are doing that.
Liam Gray
But the leaf has so little pride that he proudly flaunts his cowardice
Jose Cooper
/thread
Easton Sanchez
>on the subway
>see 3 black guys sitting across from a katana wielding nintoddler
>"ay white boy whats in dat wallet"
>the fat white kid reaches for his wallmart blade
>i shout "YO THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>the black guys beat the shit out of the fat guy and suck their teeth "he aight"
>hear a black girl say to her friend "he cute"
Gavin Taylor
The subway wouldn't be the ideal place to use a "zweihander" effectively. Story would be better with a shorter blade that you have room to work with.
Jacob Martinez
Zweihanders are not the appropriate weapon for a cramped space like a subway train.
Cameron Foster
>>i shout "YO THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON
Solid meme, be careful leaving it out for so long though. it's starting to go stale friend!
Jack Moore
Wakazashi
Juan Sullivan
>keeping a zweihander in your belt
>not a Kriegsmesser, the working man's sword
Levi Nguyen
my blade is a fine weapon and worked decently enough in the space provided
Joseph White
>no tuxedo pepe
didn't read
Joseph Gray
Ryan Ross
>on the subway
>3 niggers sitting across from Me
>"ay white Boy what's in dat wallet"
>activate my nebbish psychic abilities that all jews possess
>see him reach for a gleam in his waist band
>enter their minds, start talking to him through his brain
>tell the niggers to fuck off
>three niggers run away
>stay in their minds forever and torture them every day forever
>my wallet was empty anyway except for a picture of my kids
>torture the families of the niggers forever, no place in the world to come for them
Asher Rogers
Checked. leafs are cinfirmed ultrafaggots
Jayden Flores
*confirmed
Luke Young
Anyone posting below this is a faggot
Austin Rogers
Cold Steel has Zweihanders but only the big and tall should use them.
Oliver Richardson
not poppin' off wit ya gladius.
dafuq
Cameron Nelson
Is fun allowed back in Jow Forums
Leo Sullivan
atlantacutlery.com
This would work better
Oliver Moore
>Cold Steel
lemme stop you right there
Dominic Cox
these trips don't lie
Jonathan Kelly
‘If you kill the enemy, they win’
t. Pussy dog fucking maple sucking leaf faggot
Wyatt Sanchez
You just reminded me of Chivalry, the messer was OP in that game and a great harvester of salty tears.
Michael Jenkins
I've always hated when people post that shitty knife. You remove almost all the utility that a knife offers as well as completely removing the ability to slash for what? An arguably better stab? And one that is more likely to get wedged between ribs.
Liam Kelly
People should stick to the classics. The rondel is what the modern stiletto is based upon. This fucker will go through armor, clothes, and ribs.
Connor Cox
You're an embarrasment leaf.
Jaxson White
>he thinks he could swing his zweihander in a tiny subway car
Heh, nothing personnel kid.....
Isaiah Rivera
he cute
Liam Peterson
Of all that fantasy,
>a picture of my kids
>my kids
was the least believable.
Andrew Richardson
>on the subway
>3 black guys sitting across from me
>"ay White boy whats in dat wallet"
>transform into my second most powerful form
>"esto es el fin, negroes"
You retards