Hello there, robots.
I am a fellow Jow Forums poster.
How do I join this beta revolution, or this "incel rebellion" as I like to call it? I would very much like to be involved.
-A fellow Jow Forums user. Reeee normal people. Dumb roaster. That emotion when no gf.
you must first pass the initiation rites.
No one tell the newgays how to perform trope sorcery.
buy a Jow Forums pass
Must talk with Sgt4chan first.
The passphrase is "Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis."
The response is: "Suru, murhe."
your ID made me chuckle
prove your commitment by slitting your writs
Id like to join also as i most assuredly am not a federal agent. In addition to that im forced by women to not have intercourse with them. Im typing this from my moms basement and not an office in a federal building. Please forward how to join to my email [email protected]. Thats just a joke email by the way im not fbi.
Crosspost on reddit, like a faggot.
Go back to plebbit faggot
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the incel "movement" was created by shills
enjoy being useful idiots
>roaster
my sides
Hating and/or being jealous of normalfags while glorifying loneliness and celibacy has been a thing on this site before reddit even existed you dumb leaf.
Can't we just meme the idea that this Torontofag was from 9gag?
>How do I join this beta revolution, or this "incel rebellion"
easy, take a photo of a sharpie sticking out of your asshole and make sure you include your badge in the shot, that makes it for realsies
so much cancer on /pol these days i remember when the permavirgins stuck to their own boards
anime is shitty degenerate gooktoons for arrested development NEET cases
i never liked anime. never will. I like warhammer 40k and old blizzard but i never understood that degenerate gook shit
flat earth was also a thing long before the shills picked it up
you're being a useful idiot
Was yours having a pipe shoved up your ass, faggot?
Checked
In order to get in, one must post their credit card info into the name section for a gold account.
Well first, you gotta hate niggers.
Second, you gotta love 7 year olds.
Third, you gotta vote straight democratic ticket. This is really the most important step, but the other two are almost universally held positions by everyone who does the third.
Revolution ain't never gonna televise, kicking the mad flow, microphone phenotype.
As hard as it is to argue with trips, there is no 'incel movement', it's just a bunch of virgin weebs like me wallowing in self pity in Jow Forums.
There's no movement, there's nothing organised, the term 'beta uprising' has been used ironically (but also wishfully) since way before Jow Forums or Jow Forums were relevant.
>the term 'beta uprising' has been used ironically
Yeah, ironically. /r9k is a board of peace, it's just satire.
I stopped browsing Jow Forums couple years ago because it was getting out of hand ever for me, but I'd guess most of the people there are still ironic about it.
You want non-ironic? Not sure if places like wizardchan or hikkichan still exist, now those places were truly dangerous for loners like me.
reddit9k is full of normalfags that are ironic, yes. It's all a big joke, and one radical's actions do not properly represent all betas and their beliefs.
God save the queer..... I mean queen ;)
this Spread your asscheeks op.
General4chan is easier to reach but you don't want to go over his head.