Why are Americans obsessed with having German ancestry?

I'm a little annoyed because most of these people have never even been to Germany or understand its culture or language. They have almost no ties with Germany whatsoever. So why do they claim German heritage if they are nothing like real Germans?

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Because it is still their heritage. As in to the best of their knowledge they originate from there. Who doesn't like to hear cool shit about their ancestors? Especially for people with an interest in the survival of the West strengthening and cultivating ties between our peoples is the directive of the hour. So maybe just relax and learn to take a compliment.

Mutts have like 10 different ancestries.

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Americans generally share their ancestry with one another to break the ice into offensive humour by first finding common ground. (two Irish heritage people will insult the English and joke about drinking) In my middle school me and 1 other kid bonded over our partial German heritage and used it to break the ice into offensive humour. He had German and Russian heritage and I had German and Irish heritage and we would constantly make political and historical jokes to one another. He is still one of my best friends to this day and we always discuss and debate politics.

Americans are fat because of our German genes. Every time you see an obese American, it's due to German ancestry.

Why are Germans so obsessed with destroying theirs?

Because a lot of American do have German ancestry.
My great grandfather came here from Bavaria the rest of my ancestors were here already ( English - Scottish ) . I am part German so I'll say I have German ancestry because I do. Fuck off

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A person who has 100 % German heritage is stil ethnically German even if his family has spent the past few generations in America and he doesn't know the language.

Nothing wrong with being proud of German ancestry, but it's interesting how many Americans (and especially those in the Alt-Right) are more proud of having German ancestry than having English/Scottish (i.e. founding stock) ancestry. Same thing with Irish and Italian.

German is the most common European ancestry in America. Irish, Italian and Spanish are next.

Not necessarily. White Americans have already gone through ethnogenesis. An Australian who’s 100% Anglo stills calls himself an Australian first.

Why do people with German ancestry claim to have German ancestry?

Because being a "real GERMAN" requires to be a literal cuck. We are the real German since our country is not cucked as your camel importing shithole is

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People tend to identify with the most recent immigrant group to enter their family. English/Scottish have been here too long to really be identified with cause they no longer resemble (culturally) their european counterparts.

At least we dont breed sand niggers Malmo.

German American is the largest ethnicity in the US.

Why do you think all of our beers have German names? They were started by German immigrants in the 1800's.

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>Spanish

You mean Mexican?

You voted a nigger into the white house for 8 years , you have daily school shootings are the biggest blacked porn producer and are the most multicultural hellhole on earth and you say Weste cucked?

You better watch your fucking mouth Sweden.

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I certainly don't mind Americans expressing interest in their ethnic roots and what it means for them, so long as they don't open their mouths too much on the countries concerned, especially face to face with a modern citizen of that country (or even any European, for that matter - that is how uncultivated about their countries of origin that foreign Europeans cringe over the errors they make).

I have been through several excruciating scenes where one Italian-American was lecturing a half-Italian half-French dinner table on points of Italian grammar, shared Italian-French history or cuisine (shitstorm guaranteed subject in our countries), or an "Irish"-American not knowing France is in its roots a Celtic country ("nah, they were Roman"... wtf??), others seemingly considering Europe is a country etc. No one ever felt as European (as opposed to just western/white) as in those moments... Just shut up, please, its embarrassing...

Yes.

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Yes, this is quite a puzzle.

>Why do you think all of our beers have German names?
every single beer made in america taste like shit m8

Americans dont give a shit about what pussy eurotrash country their ancestors escaped from

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90% british here fuck the Germans and fuck the French.

Why you don’t identify yourself as American? In tv you always seem so patriotic with all the America fuck yeah.

>daily school shootings
As apposed to daily street rapes in your "country". Now go back to jerking off to your female leader.

Successful beer producers stayed in Germany of course.

I’m talking about white Americans. Direct defendants from Iberia are a large portion of white Americans, especially pre-1965. That’s what I am, everyone in both sides of my family is Iberian but we’ve been here since the late 1800s. Everyone thinks I’m a dirty Mexican and asks why I’m white with a Mexican last name

That's true. It's a shame. Anglo-Saxons made this country what it is. Germans are latecomers. Welcome latecomers, but still latecomers.

Thank you.

you cucked nigger you get bug sprayed like dem poor jews did

because about half the population has German ancestry at some point.
Why the fuck would you care?

So you've noticed. We're so ashamed of our german heritage that we have to talk about it; it's like talking it out in a 12-step meeting. Native Germans are *such* faggot cucks, we have PTSD from having any association with you. You failed as a race; you failed as a country; you're the laughingstock of the world.
Hurts man.

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*opposed to

Cause there are "African Americans" so to identify as american doesn't really mean anything genetically or culturally.

The fattest regions for whites are the old British stock highlands of the upper South. The maps show practically an inverted distribution of white obesity and German heritage. Not to mention: the UK is the fattest (and ugliest, for men at least) country in Europe.

I highly doubt there are more Iberian-descended Americans than Scots/English. But Basques are pretty cool.

We wuz Spaniards then.
Conquerors n' shit you know?

America has become a shithole melting pot of shit.

Much more important to remember and celebrate that we are Europeans genetically. It's also important to teach our kids this so they don't race mix.

I once met an "Irish-American" who insisted he was more Irish than my mate, who was born and raised in Ireland but whose parents came from England, because of "Irish blood".

It's because:
1) Today's American cultural artifacts do not appeal to me (from country music to RnB, I am not compelled)
2) Ancestors as late as my grandparents lived in an ethnic neighborhood (predominantly Catholic) and had scant interaction even with Anglo-Americans.
3) Elites in America remind me daily of the crimes of my ancestors.

I do identify myself as American. When American's think of their ancestry, it's about where they came from, and their personal cultural heritage. They still call themselves American, they still believe in American values, and they don't actually actively call themselves "German American", but they recognize their origins. It's sort of like wallpaper to us. We know it's there, but it's not the foundation of our house.

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'american' is an ideological, abstract concept. the only people who could reasonably claim to be 'true Americans' are descendants of Anglo settlers, and even then it's still a political statement. europeans in America until relatively recently retained an ethnic consciousness, and particularly ethnic patterns of life, then the 50s and 60s came along and 'whiteness' took over. if a Japanese man is born and raised on an remote rock with no concept of the nation of Japan, he's still Japanese even though he has no awareness of it.

This. I don’t see how this is hard for some Europeans to understand.

>implying he's wrong

Only WASPs are the true Americans. Rest of them can go rot

>'american' is an ideological, abstract concept. the only people who could reasonably claim to be 'true Americans' are descendants of Anglo settlers

Ummm, no, that would be Native Americans.

American as an ethnicity should mean a mixture of European and Asian descendants. For example, pre 1965, there were Polish Americans, Italian Americans, Chinese Americans, etc, but they all identified as Americans first. Now we have a bunch of foreign invaders who fly Mexican flags and identify as Mexicans.

We got your blood and put it to good use here in the land of the free. Try starting a business in Germany, it’s fucking impossible. Germans in USA can max out

I married a polish girl tho...

Protestants are inherently degenerate.

Protestants founded this country. You have to go back.

This
Puritans were the some of the greatest humans to walk the Earth.

See what I mean. White Americans are not all the same. America is a country of many ethnicities who are all in various levels of slow-burn warfare. There's social mixing of course, but our nationa of origin follow us. In another five hundred yeara things may be different but for now, the great migration is barely 100 years ago... and theres still more coming. I'll keep my identity-of-origin because it explains how I got here a lot better than the Anglo-American story.

>Ummm, no, that would be Native Americans.
why exactly would native americans think of themselves as originators of a liberal republic constructed by British men.

that's not even true that they all identified as American first. even Europeans maintained strongly defined enclaves and their lives were largely the same as if they were still in the old world, particularly in Catholic neighborhoods. it was only by a concentrated campaign of social engineering that these ties were largely broken in the post-war era (just 70 yrs ago), and now bland suburban TV-culture is our 'heritage' and we're actively discouraged, by our own elites and by Europeans, from remembering that until very recently we had a cohesive ethnic identity, whatever that happens to be user-to-user.

Whites are the superior race, but especially those with german ancestry.
Why do you think the US became so successful in a few hundred years ?
Why do you think the jews were scared as fuck of the germans ?

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Arguably the most noble and accomplished race in modern history.

>Wokeness intensifies
Bookmarked for later. Thanks.

See I had been wondering about Budweiser. Apparently we also gave you drill sergeants and speech bubbles in comic books. Not sure how history will ultimately judge us both but an impact was certainly made.

Congratulations.

and this country is inherently degenerate, hence why its own values are able to trodded out to justify nearly everything that's happened. you found a godless commercial republic that's actively hostile to the ideological core of Europe, and 200 yrs later you get a diseased mystery-meat broth that's indistinguishable from Brazil.

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(As you wipe the priest jizz off of your lips)

Why anglos are a minority in the USA anyway how come that the original founders of the country are a minority

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Anglo-Irish is a thing, you know, as opposed to plastic paddy leftist leprechaun merchandise "top o' tha mornin' to yer" (((Irish)))-American.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Irish_people

Half the old-stock, pre-plantation Irish are Norman-English:

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This is what you get when you have a teenager whose entire worldview stems from Jow Forums.

If you're truly that ungrateful for the freedoms that my ancestors died for, generation after generation, I suggest you return to your country of origin (make sure to turn in your guns and avoid making any hate speech) rather than muddy the waters here. Fight for your country, and true Americans will keep fighting for ours.

>not being the guy from the MY ANCESTOR meme unironically
This is me

I suppose it depends on where you live. My family does not have german ancestry, but there were a great deal of pennsylvania dutch
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch

They typically kept to their own communities as far as dating was concerned. My friends grandmother spoke english very poorly.

German was the most popular language for people to take in highschool, the classes would have trips each year to germany.

This was all pretty strange to me, I moved in to the area. As per ties to the heritage, my family is primarily irish, it mainly influences the food we eat on holidays. I have an irish last name and my grandmother gave me a book about celtic mythology as a child. That is about as far as things went in my family.

>we are Europeans genetically

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white americans are unironically more german than the germans.
you all are mostly soviet rape babies.

Holy shit... we wuz kangs...

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because as far as I can trace back, every family member on both sides of my family is German. 9 generations back

we're probably cousins

>whiter than you Muhammad

My family is German, we came here ten generations ago. No one has spoken German in 5 generations. I doubt Lederhosen were even a thing back then, i have never even seen any. It is just something that is. It doesn’t mean anything.

Coincidentally, I'm of German descent and I've actually lived in Germany (born in the US though). Many people here wear a label based on where their ancestors immigrated from, so it's common to hear "I'm German" or "I'm Irish" or "I'm Polish" etc. It might sound ridiculous if you compare them with an actual German/Irishman/Pole but it's a different concept, more like what breed of human they are. Perhaps in their childhood someone asked them what they were so they got a quick reply from their parents, although I've noticed that "Irish" Catholics can be rather tribalistic and make it more a part of their children's upbringing. Also, the country has a few superficial events that reinforce their label once a year, for example green beer and shamrock stickers on St. Patrick's day and suddenly everyone is "Irish" etc. In contrast, you probably know better than I how in Europe you're identified by where you were born and what language you speak, which is why this entire thing sounds ridiculous. So far I've described only whites, with non-whites there's an added element of fear of "whitewashing" where they try to walk a tightrope of assimilating enough to succeed while remaining distinct but of course it's an impossible task.

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>every single beer made in america taste like shit m8
Old joke: why do americans chill their beer?

So they can distinguish it from piss.

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Its just Germaboo faggots. My step grandpa served under Rommel and became a cuckfather for my dad.

How is American beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water.

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how can racism exist when there's black girls with asses like that...

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As far as I know I have Irish and Danish blood.

So you're an uber-nigger?

Es ist doch bloß deren Abstammung
Deine ist auch Deutsch.

Had some people move in next door a while back. Don't know anything about them (they have never said hi or introduced themselves) other than they have a lot of newish cars in the driveway (probably drug users/dealers), fly a German flag off the house, have storm debris all over their front lawn which is almost waist high because they don't mow, ever, and the backyard is littered with trash and junk and is full of weeds.

Fucking Germans. I can only assume that this is how they must live in their home country. Worse than niggers. They have to go back.

My family are hill billys living in the Appalachian mountains. Due to the US census records that have been kept and listed every person in a household at the time the record was took, I was able to trace my family back easily by cross referencing birth, death, and marriage records. While my family have always lived in the same area since the early 1800s- in the Applachian mountains, they emigrated to the US around 1700 From Germany and Holland (Back when it was just colonies and not the US yet) and were wealthy fur traders with 2 slaves. The originally lived around New York then moved to South Carolina and finally settled in the Virginia/West Virginia area. Since they were living in extremely rural area in the Appalachian mountains, they were cut off from the rest of society and didn't have access to outsiders to form relationships with, so they paired with family members (such as cousins) to marry and breed, all the way up to the 1960s. My heritage/family tree is one straight line from about 1760 all the way up to about 1960. The culture has stayed pretty much the same in the area I live, because outsiders hardly venture here and we hardly ever leave our hollers, so it shouldn't be a shock to see Americans celebrating their heritage of German, Holland, Irish and Italian in areas like mine, where that is all the culture we have known, and it has evolved over the years of isolation. The funny thing about German, Holland and Irish people is many of the things that the hillbillys do, no longer are a part of the current ethnicity culture because of the things I listed above. Like family getting together to bury a relative. All the men gather to dig the grave while all the women gather to cook. We hold the wake at the family members house with the casket in the living room and talk/drink/mourn the loss. Then the next morning the pallbearers carry the casket out of the house to the hearse straight to the family church to be preached over for the funeral.

Because they are rootless mongrels who would literally kill themselves if they actually had the brainpower enough to realize that the whole world is laughing at their faulty genes.

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I wish we could go back to when immigrants weren’t worthless spics

Eh, only the trashiest trash living here moves to America

No.

We are Americans, not Germans.

But they want people to work below minimum wage and cook spicy food for them, as long as these people live in someone else's neighborhood (yours).

Hear it easy search German emigration wave to the United States read it then fuck off.

t.papist heretic boyfucker

Because American Germans are the last real Germans left. The ones currently occupying the country are all kikes, cucks, and muds. We really shoulda just glassed every last inhabitant of Germany in ww2 to put them out of their misery.

White Americans are predominantly descended from the British Isles but in the 1980's they all started identifying as German on the census for some reason