The CWC saga has taken a very weird turn

Yes

Yes go get the succ from Chris

He isn't getting NEETbux or just not enough?

I believe this

Who is she? Is she a roastie?

this is certainly not the craziest thing he's ever done

it's just a ween getting him to say things for money

you guys are faggots for falling for it

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go back to triple 8 chan.
Oh wait...

>being this new

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Alright! I learned how to reply so I can properly address you now haha!

Tell me did I use that word roastie right?

>he's stooped this low.
It was bad enough when he was stealing his brothers stuff and selling it on ebay but this sets a new standard for CWC's degeneracy.

Show bobs and vagene.

>being this new

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Makes me remember the days when his sex tape with the blow up doll was his lowest.

How'd you know my Bobby's name? And Gene too! Are you stalking my family!

2/10 made me respond to the original b8.

Alright!

Seriously, how can you use Jow Forums and not fucking know who Chris-chan is? The man is a living legend.

Can we convince you to do it in a Knuckles the Echidna haloween costume?

Enjoy whatever disease that hambeast gives you.

Oh, Linda. Linda, Linda, Linda.
By the way, are you a boyfriend-free girl? There's someone I'd like to set you up with.

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This is what happens when you suppress your faggotry for too long. You end up with your face planted behind some hole giving BJ away for free.

Well. Who's gonna bite the bullet and pay cwc to suck his dick? Someone has to do it.

Chris chan is probably the most documented human being in history.

how do poor people stay so fat?

>twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/988803950165012480
>Now go buy my stuff
>NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

Like it was yesterday

Burgers are cheap.

I didn't see him, and he tends to stand out.

Wonder if he gives good head. I'm about 20 min from his place. Alternatively who wants to report him for prostitution?

Just look at the kids from Crozet. There's definitely something in the water around C'ville. Anyone who grew up here is a special kind of cray. Look at our goth community for starters.

>I'll give y'all BJs for money
You just read it in his voice

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Gee, how could a visible, heavy, shaking mass of blubber indicate poor judgement and a lack of ability to engage in delayed gratification? Surely that couldn't extend into things like financial success.

Isn't he on probation? Somebody should call the cops after getting their dick sucked.

If you are being serious, yes. Contact him. Meet up with him and do something that would embarrass the shit out of him, the saga must live on

>report him for prostitution

This would actually be a hilarious development in the saga. I wonder if Jow Forums could actually get him in trouble with the popo for this.

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Or a pickle suit?

I saw someone mention him at the time on a thread here and apparently he was fucking around somewhere else busy with some weird shit at a brony convention or whatever

Create a sting operation

>subjecting innocent police officers to the horror known as Chris's house.

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The human mind can't possibly comprehend what goes on in there

It's funny, Chris leaves CWCville for one weekend and everything goes to hell.

He came for his cat once:

youtube.com/watch?v=HO6KhLXGrME&t=1088s

Too close to home. I'm not doing anything.

However if anyone needs it the Cville PD's non-emergency number is 4349703280

my sides user
>a boyfriend-free girl
oh fugg I forgot about that
damnit leaf

Jesus wept

I legit feel bad for his family. The guy is clearly mentally ill, and it's not his fault.

Should we report him for prostitute soliciting?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1524714901599.webm

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A classic

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>in the future, you can get a blowjob from chrischan

T I M E L I N E

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yeah nah i ain't clickin' that shit nigga