Walk into company

>walk into company
>Ask if they are hiring
>They say yeah and have me do a interview right there
>Get hired
So tell me Jow Forums why don't you have a job yet?

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Because I don't want to work.

Because I'm here

Because I live in a shithole where the demand of jobs is much higher than the supply.

yall niggas hirin'

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is moot the unknown father of the internet?

Colorado: Come we have low taxes!
no seriously
do come

This hasn't happened in the West since the 80s

I got done with work 3 hours ago...hitting the bottle as we speak. your move.

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I'll let my buddy Todd Rundgren explain that to you for me
youtube.com/watch?v=gO17hN-YvBc

Maybe in your country but here there is a massive job boom right now

But I do user. The pay just leaves a lot to be desired, $32400 CAD/year is hard to survive on.

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>So tell me Jow Forums why don't you have a job yet
This thread still popping up in my filters lol

that was how my first job went, walked in filled out shit, they said come next week to work

>tfw going back to 80s-tier
to the moon boys, to the moon

The mass influx of potheads didn't do anything for your labor stats?

Yes that’s what the “now hiring” sign in front of the gas station you now work at was for

>~8k in bank
>weather just got nice
>snow will be melted in the mountains soon
>all the hippy pussy you could want for rides between festivals
I only work for schlomo when I need gas money

I do, two of them.

>potheads
>taking jobs
lol

>$32400 CAD
That's like six dollars my leafy fren. How do you do it?

But the DUDE WEED crowd claims it helps them work better.

>implying
cbsnews.com/news/legal-marijuana-drawing-homeless-to-colorado/

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Bet that was a gruelling interview. How many hand jobs did you have to give your nigger faggot pimp before he let you service the rest of "da crew" for your Robux?

>topkek.jpg
They had it coming. Marijuana only attracts trouble in the US.

This, you just gotta look em in the eye and give em a firm handshake. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps manchildren.

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Said jobs involve such poor pay it's better to just live off benefits and not have 40+ hours a week of your life lost (not including preparation and travel to and from work) slaving away to make others richer.

I’m not walking into a taco bell

My girlfriend supports me and I'm comfy and she's got a great job and everyone hates White Christian Men so why bother?

>not being self employed
Its like you're happy being a wagecuck

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Kebab stands don‘t count, Mahmud.

Running your own hotdog stand would be a massive improvement for most of the basement-dwellers on this website
Obviously though we must remove kebab

>walk into company
>Ask if they are hiring
>They say no, get out white boy
>Get escorted off the property
>Business owners wipe the sweat off their brow in relief because they just avoided having to pay a fine for not being diverse enough
So tell me Jow Forums why don't you have a job yet?

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because some smart ass on the internet forgot to share whose hiring

>apply for a job at a warehouse
>literally ever other applicant is black or hispanic

who's the qt in the pic?

nevermind found out

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Enjoy your job at Office Depot.

Agreed

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