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>No quillons.
Yeah, that does make me mad. What a useless and dangerous (to yourself) knife.

Why are you awake?

am neet failure

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Remember lads no bully. Let's have a lovely thread.

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Save a life, bin that knife

i'm on a quest

That's not me user I'm the anti bully ranger

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No, you retard. I like weaponry, I've trained with weaponry.
With that, this'll happen:
>Stab someone, keep stabbing them, because that's what you're meant to do.
>End up slipping and cutting your own finger off.
Whoa, good job.
Put some fucking quillons on that knife.

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OI M8 U GOT A LICENSE 4 THAT CARTOON

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*teleports behind you

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Neet. But also staying up till tonight to get my sleep pattern back in order

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>Stab someone, keep stabbing them, because that's what you're meant to do.
>Stabbing someone more than once

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PARTY NEETERS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT

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how does it feel to be indistinguishable from amerimutts

>He doesn't know how to use a knife.
No surprises there, you faggot poser.

We are distinguishable from them though, we're worse in every way

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>BONJOUR MONSIEUR, DO YOU HAVE PERMISSION FOR BEING THIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!

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we have such nice threads
it's such fun

when 4 was down i was very tempted to try and redpill 8 on why macron isn't a jew or working for them
macron's just redpilled on climate change and knows that africa will only become more fucked unless we figure out how to fix things now
our continent's futures are intertwined by forces beyond our control

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GOTT

Somebody arrest him

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i'll have to use -that-

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Just want to be covered in marshmallow cream like a tunnocks teacake.

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racist

Lol, looks like I scared off that Brazilfag.

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This guy truly is a colossal faggot

Do you reckon he'll get re-elected?

>be queen of UK
>decide to kick out every non-English person
>just get over-thrown within seconds
Muh monarchie

I went to take a bath

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Nice slug.
Also...
Well, in an actual fight, it is quite difficult to inflict a mortal wound upon a limb and often due to the partial inaccuracy the artery tears rather than cleanly cutting so it swells and contricts blood flow.
As for attacking the nervous system, that doesn't always work with everyone one, in the same way not everyone will go into vasovagal syncope from a strike.
So, it makes the most sense to attack the largest target, the torso and abdomen.
Once again, due to the high energy and momentum nature of a real life or death fight, it is hard to inflict accurate strikes upon vital points and even if you strike the organ, due to adrenaline you may me tense and over or underestimate how much you penerate, meaning further inaccuracy.
So, if you mean to kill someone, the easiest thing to do is aim upward slightly and repeatedly pump the blade into the diaphragm to disable respiratory function.
Due to the area and angle of attack, you're also likely to cause bonus damage within the liver, stomach; lungs and possibly the descending aorta.
That's how you use a knife, you retard.
This is you:
>Stabs person once, but underestimated the penetration.
>Flees.
>Gets arrested and charged with attempted murder.
>Failed prey testifies.
Nice one.

>overthrown
by who

He's like a caricature on a comedy show of a ultra liberal politician

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Don't follow leaf politics closely, but from what I've seen his ratings are in the tank

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>Stabs person once, but underestimated the penetration.
>Flees.
>Gets arrested and charged with attempted murder.
>Failed prey testifies.
It's like talking about the wind on a long range shot, when in reality if you stab someone once and leave him to bleed to death it's what usually happens.

what did you do while things were broken?
i cleaned my room
still need to make my bed

thank you canada
it's a good instructional video

this used to work for me for about two weeks at a time before falling back into being nocturnal. pretty sure it's what fucked my stomach up. now staying up has no effect and i can't fix it.

Im assuming the people who are in charge of your immigration policies, unless the queen is in charge of that, if so, that only makes you more cucked!

Why DIY slugs? Cant you just buy them like that?

I was asleep

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Those are SHTF situations I guess

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You fought well. The anti bully rangers would be lucky to have you.

Actually, it doesn't. Many people who haven't actually stabbed someone before often underestimate and have to perform "test stabs", which is why a lot of multiple stabs there's only a few which would've lead to mortality.
But if you actually knew your shit, you'd know that.

you just said
>the queen opposed them
what would those people do?

i woke up at 8am
i don't know what's going on
possessed by the quest desu

death before surrender

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They'd overthrow the queen

What type of guns are illegal in brazil?

with who

the people who control immigration

All of them, some are nominally allowed, but if you go anywhere and ask for a gun you can buy one.

Stay up another 12 hours and sort your sleep pattern out

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with who though

>Many people who haven't actually stabbed
>a lot of multiple stabs there's only a few which would've lead to mortality
Like I've said, once or twice, if you mean to hide a body you open the abdomen and toss them in a river.

yes
make the quest
a vision quest

Fuck that, I'm pointlessly going to have to sleep in a minute.

maybe people who support the people who control that immigration

Should stay up and sort it out. Start waking up early and go for a run. Staying up will have an affect if you make yourself physically tired

So be it, sayonara.

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wogs and pakis? that's not a military force tho

>So it can't inflate and make them float.
That's a pretty nice technique, brother. At least you aren't one of those faggots who thinks ATTEMPTING the femoral artery is enough.

>awaken my masters

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>in the river
baka
they'll find the body

So weren't you worried about being caught with 30 guns in a boat? What happens if you get caught? Aren't you scared of prison? Don't Brazilian prisoners have serious riots where dozens of inmates get killed/burned alive in their cells?!

what does love feel like?

Ye but what if the people who control the millitary side with the people who control the immigration

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Bags of sandy coins

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I doubt they're as thorough when looking for some cholo piece of shit gang banger. And that's the sort of person you'd be cutting.

You're already ded

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>So weren't you worried about being caught with 30 guns in a boat?
They're in the bottom of the river now, they're no guns of mine.

Who is actually making the decisions in the Alfie Evans case? Why is he banned from leaving the country?

I understand the logic of saying cases like his could burden the British taxpayer, but who gives a fuck if his parents want to fly him to Italy to pay for treatment with their own money?

Similarly, who actually made the decision to ban Lauren Southern from the UK?

Bureaucrats? MPs? I don't understand how seemingly totally arbitrary rulings can be handed down like that and become law.

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Pain in reverse

Why didn't you retrieve them? Surely they were worth a fortune?

I keep liking you more. You say some funny shit.

This whole country's fucked, mate.

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if you say so
i don't to give this gaucho anymore tips desu

who controls the military?

>Why didn't you retrieve them? Surely they were worth a fortune?
Retrieve what?
They're not mine anymore.

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Having combative training is largely uselss inside our country though, that's what I've learnt.

This

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war is hell

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Wtf happened to you guys?

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>Un-cut

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(((United States)))

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Thanks lads, A girl told me she loved me today never heard those words from one, just wondering what it actually feels like

Why are you still awake, lads?

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>you guys
You know you're a colony, right? I think you mean:
>What happened to us?

It's not funny here, just one step closer to SA, stay put and get a legal shotgun over there in Bongland

>bingbongs

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Because I'm a moron.

I haven't met a single circumcised person who wasn't a Muslim. Then again I've never met a kike.

Nah, I'll come and join you down in Brazil. Become the local condottieri.

the people in the uk who control the military