You all have 16 months to live, what do you do?

Yes because what you do 20 minutes a day has ruined your life.

That's the lamest excuse in the book, be honest now.

i write my thesis on genetic inheritance and the decline of species. then pee on a subway seat. i will have left my mark

I'd shag yours too Sven, but Achmeds already had her and I don't fancy getting aids.

Shooting up heroin takes less than 20 minutes a day, by your logic it doesn't ruin your life.

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Take LSD/Psilocybin regularly to delete anxiety_of_death.exe from my mind. Honestly, I'd spend my life doing what I always do: fap, video-games, eat, sleep, repeat. I wouldn't do anything bold or thrilling, because I assume that your brain doesn't stop evading danger/death, even if you're told you're terminally ill. I'm p.sure it doesn't work like most anons would assume.

I'd make a solid attempt at a dignified suicide as a matter of principle, but that's about it.

Be with my family. Also train an AI to respond questions the way I do. Pay a server to host it for as long as I can afford. Set up a website where people can pay to extend the server hosting. Die surrounded by loving family.

You're just mad because your little sisters got groomed with chocolates and instantly gang-raped by an "asian" gang and you got your dumb ass arrested for trying to intervene.

>Take LSD/Psilocybin regularly to delete anxiety_of_death.exe
Take Xans for that, if anything with LSD you'll end up even more anxious

Suicide

>killing yourself takes less than 20 minutes
hurr

lay in bed in a depressive state for 16 months

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Get these, program your messages into the chip.

Connect chip into a power source into an area where lots of people travel. (mall, coffee shop, ect.)

????

Profit.

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Correct, the amount of time something takes to do does not affect how much it can affect your life.

S O Y
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>unironically comparing heroin use and masturbation

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No I meant everyone dies in 16 months, including your family.

Use my shotgun to just get it over with.

fpbp.
>I would be here.

Both are addictions that affect the chemical makeup in your brain and affecting your actions.

Pray for mercy from God. Live as if everything is fine. Marry a beautiful young women and impregnate her.

petition to change 1 month to equal 85 weeks.

passport knock up some third world hookers

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Not according to studies that have observed psilocybin/LSD on both terminally ill patients and those with generalized anxiety/depression. The efficacy of these particular psychedelics in regards to reconciliation with grief, loss, death, etc is well known.

>instead of taking the hint, he doubles down on his autism

>16 months to live
>Pray for forgiveness from god while creating a single mom

the madman

Seed as many babies as I possibly can for the continued survival of my offspring. Take a trip to south-american jungles and exprience an ayahuasca trip. Do whatever comes to mind next.

this but probably go on a bender for a while before get a superbike and ride around at 299km on highways, start doing heroin, fuck hookers, gamble, do coke maybe wait for a pedo to be released from prison and snipe the cunt

Can't believe it, but I actually agree with a kike on Jow Forums.

finish my anime backlog

Go to Finland and bang as many qts as possible

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>die before the release of bannerlord

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Way better looking girls in Norway/Sweden/Iceland.

Clear the list of names.

The digits confirm. It's true, there are so many homosexual men in Sweden/Norway/Iceland that the women have had to step up their game.

Rape murder and pillage all around me.

live in luxury

Isn't that what you do already, Jamal?

How do I really know I only have 16 months left?

If it were only me dying, I would stop working and go enjoy life, spend more time with my kids, go see all the shit I havent seen

fugggg

i kill myself

Oh them digits, by the way no slight on Finland I fucking love the place and the people and there are loads of good looking girls but I think most would agree with what i stated

>How do I really know I only have 16 months left?
Then the balloon payment on your mortgage is due.

Regret

Wait until the fifteenth month, get a train to Londonistan, with my bow and arrow, and kill as many people as I cab in Westminster abbey.

I don't disagree with that either. Also the quip about a lot of Swedes being metrosexuals and full-on fags wasn't a joke either.

get laid

shitpost

All the while dressed as Robin Hood, I assume?

they should really uptade the swedish flag already

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Also fap and play WoW

>implying money will be worth anything at the end of the world

Try to do as much heroin as possible..

It won't kill us. Keep sucking McFearsons dirty cock OP.

why do I get this feeling that you've done that for most of your teen years

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spend all my money on booze junk food and a treehouse on the tallest tree in the Amazon jungle
stay up there for the remaining of my time
occasionally climb down to smash some prime tribal pussy and partake in sacrifice parties
at 15 months and 29 days ask previously mentioned tribe to give me a cool death

Reorganize my investments and my Trust to better accommodate my long-term Cryopreservation and eventual revivification at Alcor. It would be nice to have *some* money around after I'm revived.

kill a banker for the judge to give me 20 years.

why not just commit terror attacks every week? the evil might outbalance the good, because good things don't last, but bad ones do. so the life of the infidels will be extended. and noone will die in 16 months time...

Tell the doctor that 16 months sounds oddly specific.

Why aren't you following your dreams? Do it now!

20 minutes. I got my time down way lower than that bro. Fucking kikes mutilated my Dick though.

Take your LaQuisha pc to and stay there.

Spend my savings on enormous amounts of LSD and a gun, take a heroic dose and then shoot myself

Live 16 months

drink, fuck, smoke, bbqs everyday and read a lot of philosophy

>You all have 16 months to live, what do you do?
Wait 17 months.

no he read SIEGE

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Party like it's 1999.....but with a lot more booze, drugs and whores.

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Nothing

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Fpbp

>there is probably 1-2 people itt who have 16 months left but doesnt know it
>it could be me

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Honour God, the old Gods, my ancestors, and Adolf, amongst other things.

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>20 minutes
>not 2-3 hours
How?

You know we could all potentially die tomorrow too

I've had 31 years and not managed it

poz up my neg hole

youtu.be/G0fd0s62Cv8?t=6m6s

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Take out a million dollar life insurance policy.

Get a vasectomy.

Fuck whores.

>get a vasectomy

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i'd stop paying my tv license

Nice

wait and play wow classic

Id kill as many people as posible, obese ppl, whores and niggers.

Start a race war for shits and giggles

I tell everybody the world will end in 15.

Start the 4th Reich and throw the world into the right direction

Drugs and alcohol

if you can do it in 16 months, why don't you?