Very Weird Cryptic Website

>at some point in history a dumpy little brown man has got his dick bitten off by these things for trying to have sex with them
And the say God doesn't have a sense of humor.

It's probably some schizophrenic tinfoil guy larping while doing a cryptic puzzle site for fun.

Some anons experiences:

"I ran a whois search out of curiosity, but it was registered through a company dedicated to protecting the owners privacy from whois searches, so that's a dead end.

Edit: I found an email address, I'm gonna hit it up with a burner email just to see if I can get a response. As far as I can tell they website was put together by some nutter in 1999. There are some dank pictures on there I'm going to post to me_irl as they'll eat it up. Be careful on it and disable js, there's some kind of tracking script being run on most pages. As far as I can tell (I'm IT not CS), it's just metrics tracking. Better safe than sorry though."

Attached: aryan-eye-2.jpg (403x304, 20K)

Looks like some bullshit a middle schooler might throw together in "computer class".

You guys really have punched through to the other side of mindless paranoia

got any links to archived previous threads?
i'd like to read about it

It's actually a reddit thread:
reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/8evwzl/cuban_missile_crisis_i_am_in_fear_please_help_me/

Attached: aryan-eye.jpg (644x362, 39K)

better than nothing, thanks

forced meme

Attached: Oghmachan.png (1500x1500, 131K)

It's not a meme dude, legit trying to find an answer

Attached: ant-queen.jpg (600x446, 190K)

When I check the IP of the website, it shows the IP of 64.29.151.221.

And then when I check where this IP originates from, it shows it's coming from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
>pic related

Attached: ip-check.png (501x983, 154K)

I solved it. It says

>waste of time.

What did you see? Did you check this:
cubanmissilecrisis.com/albert-pinkham-Ryder.mov

Attached: pepe15.png (500x500, 400K)

>he actually thinks I'm gonna download something from this website

Attached: kek.gif (1920x1070, 2.26M)

Dude, you can go to archived link or youtube video. Do you know how to read?

Attached: pepedamnson.gif (359x371, 405K)

Anyone can solve this code?

Attached: cuban-code.jpg (961x1296, 1.31M)

Converted to text:
355 240 111 33 236 206 69 372 71 78 64 13 354 134 279 272 60 210 311 154 339 194 174 304 329 82 241 225 232 248 240 3 126 315 382 384 370 411 139 324 152 13 306 186 385 133 188 172 202 360 191 378 244 190 72 155 277 68 41 104 299 19 177 226 317 116 330 415 419 118 44 23 139 398 131 165 309 252 170 60 263 335 111 86 328 68 33 352 60 95 104 232 128 63 81 230 332 396 187 318 413 177 149 342 328 111 48 342 176 189 341 91 112 87 362 315 111 141 169 8 186 305 285 38 7 107 305 72 394 29 398 136 83 377 281 253 208 31 330 256 284 91 57 130 37 313 36 216 335 360 36 193 4 234 34 173 354 232 58 86 348 140 301 367 229 201 24 151 162 50 413 135 190 188 76 205 11 191 380 270 299 309 56 174 53 388 407 30 38 386 47 110 10 30 133 391 156 362 425 4 325 381 153 296 223 237 264 133 423 50 200 391 396 210 271 136 237 399 310 30 327 232 24 225 401 213 317 314 170 227 160 166 425 2 162 275 368 27 100 176 333 325 136 169 412 62 129 120 209 233 203 91 419 425 130 6 18 32 313 363 127 225 387 275 400 269 400 317 340 362 306 340 212 231 328 321 81 145 419 360 57 212 403 163 147 224 10 200 41 254 359 116 364 326 180 407 199 153 406 125 238 411 105 225 55 53 92 33 238 25 210 260 199 251 113 288 74 336 286 275 367 256 195 71 272 143 265 269 327 99 143 278 297 240 342 198 3 38 128 50 322 143 158 199 328 83 384 171 421 115 91 405 181 418 62 120 401 279 193 395 79 114 151 265 78 43 77 42 66 229 232 10 148 283 356 178 55 14 372 293 170 138 117 297 91 219 345 232 385 341 12 112 141 186 233 321 99 360 281 393 85 213 0 288 345 365 359 348 357 238 156 240 194 299 388 227 185 87 381 290 80 358 78 43 411

I'd recommend moving this thread to /x/ for now.

Im not playing your ARG

I tried changing it to ascii but it doesnt seem to be that since ascii caps at much lower numbers but it might be some variation of that

sorted the numbers, this might help

0,2,3,3,4,4,6,7,8,10,10,10,11,12,13,13,14,18,19,23,24,24,25,27,29,30,30,30,31,32,33,33,33,34,36,36,37,38,38,38,41,41,42,43,43,44,47,48,50,50,50,53,53,55,55,56,57,57,58,60,60,60,62,62,63,64,66,68,68,69,71,71,72,72,74,76,77,78,78,78,79,80,81,81,82,83,83,85,86,86,87,87,91,91,91,91,91,92,95,99,99,100,104,104,105,107,110,111,111,111,111,112,112,113,114,115,116,116,117,118,120,120,125,126,127,128,128,129,130,130,131,133,133,133,134,135,136,136,136,138,139,139,140,141,141,143,143,143,145,147,148,149,151,151,152,153,153,154,155,156,156,158,160,162,162,163,165,166,169,169,170,170,170,171,172,173,174,174,176,176,177,177,178,180,181,185,186,186,186,187,188,188,189,190,190,191,191,193,193,194,194,195,198,199,199,199,200,200,201,202,203,205,206,208,209,210,210,210,212,212,213,213,216,219,223,224,225,225,225,225,226,227,227,229,229,230,231,232,232,232,232,232,232,233,233,234,236,237,237,238,238,238,240,240,240,240,241,244,248,251,252,253,254,256,256,260,263,264,265,265,269,269,270,271,272,272,275,275,275,277,278,279,279,281,281,283,284,285,286,288,288,290,293,296,297,297,299,299,299,301,304,305,305,306,306,309,309,310,311,313,313,314,315,315,317,317,317,318,321,321,322,324,325,325,326,327,327,328,328,328,328,329,330,330,332,333,335,335,336,339,340,340,341,341,342,342,342,345,345,348,348,352,354,354,355,356,357,358,359,359,360,360,360,360,362,362,362,363,364,365,367,367,368,370,372,372,377,378,380,381,381,382,384,384,385,385,386,387,388,388,391,391,393,394,395,396,396,398,398,399,400,400,401,401,403,405,406,407,407,411,411,411,412,413,413,415,418,419,419,419,421,423,425,425,425

We need Jow Forums autism level to figure it out
It's not mine dude
Interesting. I don't see any immediate rules or order

Nigga u dumb

...

I think I'd probably fuck that plant.

Anyone has checked this video and see what it says?
cubanmissilecrisis.com/albert-pinkham-Ryder.mov

someone past bin the numbers so we can freq. an. it

Don't (you) me with out asking cunt

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Did you see this? cubanmissilecrisis.com/Rumpus-Room.html

Here

Yes I did see it, and every "room" I click have tons of other links and some weird-ass sounds. I'm too chicken shit to go further.

Attached: pepescared.jpg (600x568, 39K)

looking through the source rn, Think those are the only two pages

Archived Link for scared people:
archive.fo/4SpmP

Wait what? There are obviously five "rooms":
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-A.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-B.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-C.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-D.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-E.html

nvm
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-B.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-C.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-D.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/keyhole-E.html

>archive.fo/4SpmP
Yep. Wtf are those weird-ass recordings??? And there are tons of other shits in each of those links that I don't want to explore further

cubanmissilecrisis.com/pinkpillboxhat.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/concenter.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/pygmy.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/phanerogamia.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/diplopic.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/fuddle.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/lyencephalous.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/trapball.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/pulmonata.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/dustdwarf.html
cubanmissilecrisis.com/REOfagwagon.html
Damn there are probably dozens more th

i love this spooky shit.

Attached: mmmm.jpg (900x900, 82K)

There has got to be hundreds of pages

Pitcher plants don't bite, faggot.

All archived links for now:
archive.fo/mrphT
archive.fo/49mX5
archive.fo/8hl0a
archive.fo/9j00R
archive.fo/od0eV
archive.fo/crZ2W
archive.fo/C7ZsZ
archive.fo/fzY41
archive.fo/iHX66
archive.fo/Iliws
archive.fo/xBXla

is it like something where you look at the declaration of independence and count the words?

running a scanning thing on the site to get all the links

yeah, looks like a trifid cipher. saw a larp similar to this about a week ago

I think the pitcher plant would probably be more appropriate for that

Also one of the things they keep repeating is "American Dream Pathology Society" which results in NOTHING in search engines (I tried Google and Duckduckgo).

Should move this thread to /x/

99% of le cryptic puzzle shit is LARP

fuck you we found it first its staying here.

I have no idea dude
yeah, but you have to archive the links one by one
So is it solvable?
It's not just about the puzzle, it has tons of other weird shits

I'm too busy jerking off to (((pic related))) to be scared of a weak larp

Badselfeater flashbacks

no fuckin idea, I'm surface-level familiar with that shit. if I had to guess, probably. but that's no guarantee you're gonna get a readable message out of it. there is a solver website for it tho

what is this, fuckin national treasure? come on

What is happening here?

Haha yeah, that shit was such a disappointment. One of the most elaborate ones was the ForgottenLanguages thing. That shit was interesting, at least

Flip here, there is some Tagalog mixed in their. Salamat Po, and Kamusta ka. They spelled the 2nd phrase incorrectly though.

laugh now, but I see you faggots lookin up the DOI just in case

I ran it through a trifid cipher decoder shit thing and I got a load of bullshit

>Tagalog
Interesting. In the reddit thread someone mentions Indonesian language
I also tried some trifid cipher decoder and didn't get any results

That is written on the post it? Are you saying it is in the numbers too?

reddit is dumb. day 1 tagalog class.

No, its just written on the post it.

pastebin.com/jzhQ4J96

This should be all of them

Q predicted this

(((Broward County)))

Thanks very much! Now only if someone can have time to archive all of these...

The dots at the bottom looks like a musical phrase like you would see on a punch card for a spring loaded music box.

Holy Shit!

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Why is Broward County jewish? Any clues?

whoops forgot the rumpus room link in that list, everything else is there so its fine

>Broward County
sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-sb-sheriff-no-confidence-results-20180425-story.html

What is the problem with Broward County?

Things you guys might have missed:

the file name is Schuberts Eighth
there seems to be some text behind the letters

>Broward County
It's the biggest collection of ((((them)))) in the state.

OK, this is Schubert's eighth symphony:
youtube.com/watch?v=uhkiivKYFvA

I'm trying to use a filter to see the letters on the other side of the page.

Do you not follow the news for the past month?
>the file name is Schuberts Eighth
What's the significance?
>there seems to be some text behind the letters
Why do you think that?
One thing I couldn't find is the origin date the website is created. Don't know if you can find that info on the internet though.

1999 afaik, saw it in the source code but I can check when the domain was registered

cubanmissilecrisis.com/neurosome.html

check this out guys

>Why do you think that?
I don't think that; the page is a bit transparent and you can see a bit of text on the other side of the page.

Operation Northwoods

I've used a filter to make them stand out. I'll see if I can refine a bit.

Attached: letters-behind.png (961x1296, 717K)

Can you screenshot/archive it for us please? Thanks.
Use archive.is first please.
archive.fo/sKyKo
That's fucking creepy.
Let us know what you find.
>Operation Northwoods
Why?

here

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Looking at the art and the style choice of the website I can say that it's definitely made by a discordian. Fnords all around the place.

Which means the site made to make you learn/research/question by making you confused.

Don't take it too seriously.

Flipped so we can try to read.

Attached: flipped.png (961x1296, 736K)

"date september 19 2011"

>Expiration: 2018
WTF?
Could be the case. But where did the owner have all the weird pictures?
archive.fo/sKyKo
>From
>Re
>Date
Looks like a letter

It's a letter about students.
I'm not that good with Paint.net
I'm trying to find a filter to remove the completely black stuff so I can remove the numbers, so we can read the back better.

This is what I read

To: All fail 2011 September Facility
From: June finn,
register Re: Permanent rosters
Date. September 19.20011

>It's a letter about students.
I saw "Registrar's Office", "It's important to point out", "students"