/ptg/ President Trump General - BE A SHAME IF YOUR KIDS CALLED YOU FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
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>Pres Trump steals the fake news' children 4/26/18
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>Pres Trump @Wounded Warrior Ride 4/26/18
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>VP Pence/LaborSec Acosta @Jobs Announcement in Indianapolis IN 4/26/18
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>AG Sessions @House on budget 4/26/18
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>HSDSec Nielsen @house on budget 4/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/JointChiefs @Senate on budget 4/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets Is-ra-hell DefMin 4/26/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt @House on Budget 4/26/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @Wounded Warrior Ride 4/26/18
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>WH Video: State Visit of Pres Macron 4/26/18
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>WH Video: President/FLotUS host State Dinner 4/26/18
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>WH Video: Truman Bowling Alley 4/26/18
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>Pres Trump on F&F 4/26/18
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>Trump&Macron Presidential Bromance 4/25/18
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>VP Pence interviews in Milwaukee 4/25/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Milwaukee WI 4/25/18
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>tfw can't own any form of body armour
JUST

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MAGA

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Champion wedding drinker from a couple threads ago here. I feel like I should point out that at the time I was a serious competitive weightlifter and weighed 350 pounds.

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Just want you to know I love each and every poster who posts after 290

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>That stock
no thank you

Can't you buy AR500 steel?
Buy that and a plate carrier separately and just combine the two.

Why?

Any good movies out lately? I'm deciding wether to watch Deadpool again or try out Pitch Perfect 3

but seriously, what to watch

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Fix yourself kiwi

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Broad on the right has breeding hips.

ooooo

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>he doesn't like folding skeleton stocks

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AHAHAHAHA I'M IN CALIFORNIA AND I'M FREER THAN YOU
t. someone who doesn't own any body armor

you didn't tag me but I probably deserve it for not awooing. my folder got deleted because I'm a traitor.

>can't even make your own body armor
beta

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>ID: aaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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just pretend it's about """us""" like, the /ptg/ family. cause we're gonna die someday. we wont' have photos so just enjoy what you can see cause we'll all disappear.
>this is family businesss

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>AHAHAHAHA I'M IN CALIFORNIA AND I'M FREER THAN YOU
That's a sad commentary on New Zealand desu. California is pretty much Soviet Russia at this point.

Soon the exports of Best Korea will be available to the world. Here's their knockoff SKS, of which only a few dozen have been recovered so far.
>Type-63 carbine
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Possibly, i'll check later

because the government loves to regulate things they know nothing about

fuck off delete this

I can own an ar-15 unlike you calicuck

I could but if i get busted i'll get my shit revoked

He can't even own an ar-15 kek

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Is this real?
If you fap you lose your testosterone and goes back to normal?

No wonder Im stuck at the amateurs back then.

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What's the rationale for banning purely defensive shit like body armor?

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crane or solid wood, pleb

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Meanwhile Sac is debating background checks for "firearms precursor parts" including shit like gun barrels. Fuck it all.
And I can hold twice as much ammo as you and your Leaf buddies.

I don't know where you're getting this >californians can't own AR-15s meme from.
AR clones and derivatives are likely the most popular longarm in California/

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your balls make the testosterone. If you're worried about your T levels, just stop sitting on your balls all day.

Literally no reason at all

OP pic is awesome/fun

Maybe he'll write Trump one of those hippity hop blackity raps the colored kids are so found of. That would be nice.

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Nigger i can buy a 40 round mag right now

>What's the rationale for banning purely defensive shit like body armor?
A man named Ned Kelly.

Bruh, t-backs.
Are you not getting the Upotte! reference?

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They can't risk the lives of their officers when they come take you in for hatespeech.

they seem so real in this pic

When the imports come I'm gonna laugh at the stupid idiots who spent thousands on one at an auction.

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>Ned Kelly

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For what firearm though. Aren't your laws just as stupid and arbitrary?

>Honestly, the children ask me better questions

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Life is moving so fast that I'll miss you. You should know that. I have to visit graves this month and I WISH that I don't have to visit yours (and James' grave) :-/

I love everyone in /ptg/

so I don't break rule 1, I'll ask: are we doing good on the Korean war??
>mfw im feeling all this love

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No Moon, it is too early to show him how to use the stargate. The talks have just begun.

Nah the license system is just really faggy

>There are some new offences relating to the possession for illegal purposes of body armour designed for protection against firearm projectiles. There are increases to some of the maximum penalties under the Arms Act, and a new order of the court is established, applicable to many of the offences in the Arms Act, which is the suspension of a firearms licence, a dealer’s licence, or an endorsement on a firearms licence.

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DID KIM RETURN THE SHAKE!? THIS IS VITAL INTEL FOR MY THREAT MATRIX

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>are we doing good on the Korean war??
I'm skeptical.
I have a feeling the Norks are going to try to pull something.
It's not the first time they've played the denuke card only to just keep on going not unlike Iran.

James, stay safe. I know you hate me but I love you. I do. You're so young but you stay in my mind. You're so cute. I love you so much. Stay safe damnit

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Irish nigger knew the brits were bad news

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T-Thanks breh

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I remember some Jow Forums Kiwi saying he got rejected on his firearms license application because his dad told them about his mental disorders. Poor guy just wanted to hunt boars.

>ywn have a phalanx of physically fit handsome kung fu sharpshooters guard your vehicle by running with it
why even live

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Thought I got all except the 290. And I only love those AFTER 290

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>ID; SPAZ

excellent

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I didn't even ask my dad for his endorsement because he fucking hates guns

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They're literally starving, their infrastructure is crumbling, and an unfortunate bunker collapse claimed the lives of most of their nuclear scientists. KJU has no choice, and possibly WANTS an excuse to reunite with the world anyway.

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What did she mean by this?

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>ywn wear this to keep the peace during summer

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>he doesn't string his rifle over his back

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I'm still pissed at my dad for pussing out and not buying a Mosin or a Yugo Mauser back when they were dirt cheap. He used to talk about getting one all the time back when we got Big 5 sporting good catalogs. I miss those old Big 5 ads...

you got it, I just didn't notice because Jow Forums isn't giving me the (you) for past thread for som reasone

Stay clean. Not for me, but for everyone, including your best friend: YOURSELF
>pic related

Let's see one of the poorest countries pull a fake trump card. w e w

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Can Kim and escorts survive a Truck of Peace

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Literally everyone wants the Chad Cock

Gaddafi did it better

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Smokin dat kush

Show teeth, whore

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>tfw no TZ-75

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I knew you were a fucking leaf

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>he doesn't ride horses with his rifle

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MOON NO!

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I used to drive past the gun store all the time. my dad would just say "why would someone need a rifle?" every fucking time

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look how well that worked out for him, Kim is smart enough to keep his harem and security separate, you don't need to fuck your bodyguards

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Holy shit you can afford a horse?

this one is good, I love the glitch line in the smoke it'd trip out people who smoke weed

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It trips me out hearing you guys' stories.
I don't remember an age where I didn't have guns hanging on a gun rack in my room.
I'm sure they weren't there when I was a toddler, but I can't ever remember them not being there.
Everyone at my school was the same way.
I would get home from school, grab my gun, and go find some shit to shoot.
Or hunt during fall and winter.

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I can't imagine the horror of growing up with antigun parents. Oddly enough my grandparents were the ones who were freaked out when I bought my first rifle.

>implying either Korea is dumb enough to import peaceful truck drivers

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Why would you buy one? They're just there in the open if you look in the right spots

Wonder what happened to them after he died. I hate how there's never many fly-on-the-wall accounts for people like him or Saddam, even though many of them got out and now live in Gulf states.

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Thanks man i will be on snap l8r

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>They're literally starving, their infrastructure is crumbling, and an unfortunate bunker collapse claimed the lives of most of their nuclear scientists. KJU has no choice, and possibly WANTS an excuse to reunite with the world anyway.
Way to bite into the propaganda.
What do we actually know about the country?

A nuke card is a Trump card no matter who holds it.

True, but he would have died either way. By that same logic Kim doesn't need to pick handsome guards. He'd probably be better with some horse faced ones to make himself look better by comparison.

But don't you have to feed it?

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