Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Memekrieg Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/eliten-und-mob-koalieren/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/taxi-bahn-und-flugzeug-so-kommen-asylsuchende-nach-deutschland/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=vWu5Ccsz0yo

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1tZwtKkKE
youtube.com/watch?v=OQ0WBFJu-FI
youtube.com/watch?v=kXlXtik1e1c

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/1cUq4tqd

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Stahlgewitter74
twitter.com/AbdelMusuf/status/990293796125540352
twitter.com/TheWacra/status/990301136786739201
twitter.com/pretox_x/status/990301757258551299
twitter.com/CyberCrusader14/status/990290152860913665
twitter.com/hashtag/ReconquistaInternet?src=hash
youtube.com/watch?v=IUbNg0ifKqA
youtube.com/watch?v=phERioINm6A
youtube.com/watch?v=6s-74tXTFBE
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm
bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2016/Standardtabellen/standardtabellenTatverdaechtige.html?nn=65720
refcrime.info/de/Crime/Map
merkur.de/politik/hilfeschrei-einer-schule-lehrer-in-angst-und-panik-zr-9449511.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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I love the smell of my own memes.

I shall help out my fellow white people

>Fellow white people

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Memekrieg update

>Böhmerleaks
twitter.com/Stahlgewitter74

twitter.com/AbdelMusuf/status/990293796125540352

twitter.com/TheWacra/status/990301136786739201

twitter.com/pretox_x/status/990301757258551299

twitter.com/CyberCrusader14/status/990290152860913665

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>white
funny (you)

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Sheesh, Böhmercucks try really hard but it's cool they show up.

Don't give them advice, I wan't to see their "real" "memes" xD

you think this is an authentic boomercuck?
mildly protruding if veritable

Don't worry, they are impervious to reason and good advice.

"oh no, people share these hateful pictures of a green frog in ethnic clothing and uniforms that i find distateful! i should raid them"
t.humorless fuckwits in state-funded TV or bnd/state.

YOU CAN SHOUT, YOU CAN SCREAM, EVERYONE KNOWS THE LEFT CAN'T MEME!

Looks like Böhmercuck's Hashtag is drowning

twitter.com/hashtag/ReconquistaInternet?src=hash

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Seriously, what does Böhmermann gain with his #ReconquistaInternet?
In the end, it's just a waste of energy and time for both sides, SJWs and trolls.

I wish the good old times back when German comedy was fun:
youtube.com/watch?v=IUbNg0ifKqA

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Good mood muse earworm:
>youtube.com/watch?v=phERioINm6A

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>what does Böhmermann gain
wertewedeln is currency

Liebe > Hass
Kommt wieder auf die helle Seite der Macht zurück Leute

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> post a link to a BKA study in faggit/de
> oh no truth conflicts with faggits ideology
> mods delete it
> block your account

And these retards claim that others live in echo chambers.

>REE you sit in a bubble
>Posts on a sanitized webpage where you get banned and your door kicked in for having WRONK OPINIONZ

My side is bright, alright. it's bright blue, it's the future from arrogant leadership and arrogant gutmenschen bois like yourself and now i bid you adieu, because it's time for shills to FEEL THE

F I L T E R C H A M B E R
Btw, you are also reported for violating the global rules, get fucked, m8.

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I'm rather like

youtube.com/watch?v=6s-74tXTFBE

notice the lyrics
>you are the prey / I am the hunter
>I am rogue / I am the horror that will tear you apart...

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Germanys leftist filth has to be purged, the government abolished and weapons made available to everyone. I'm fucking tired of living in this socialist shithole. Also nuke Berlin, a cesspool of degeneracy.

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Falsch interpretierte Pseudofakten sind keine Argumente. Vielleicht solltest du dir mal deine Studien durchlesen bevor du meinst irgendwas aus ihnen ziehen zu können ;-)

let him, this is great if authentic

so you want to react to a provocation that only works IF you react. Either you are stupid or a shill. I go with second

Böhmermann really is the lowest of the low filth you can find in the (((Media))). Fucking rat.

We care for this nation, you just follow a cuck and do what you're being told to. Sad and pathetic..
>Love Krauts Hate!

>Stale basic level Memes
>Unironic Star Wars citation
>Memeflag

Are you even trying?

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Nah, already reported two of his comments for violating the law, kill a traitor before you kill an enemy.

And get rid of the LARP-Flag, while you are at it.

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English on this board, you faggot.

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Kys, fat smoker is a Jow Forums meme

Gefechtsstatus regarding Böhmermann?

The only people who are violating the law are rightwing trolls of your kind, who regularly commit hate speech. Maybe you should reflect on that before accusing me of anything;-)

Report and movin' on.

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top kek.

Praise german genocide bump

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Kid, this ain't Twatter. You better go back to your kuddlefest.

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excellent

>Liebe

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Guys, I think we really should reconsider our positions. Maybe it's not that bad that rape and sexual assault increased within one year by 50% in Bavaria.

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If we just are more friendly to immigrants and less racists, surely everything will sort itself out.

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Crime is going down by literally every statistic and study on it. You're just extrapolating fake trends from isolated incidents

Hahaha, what the fuck are you writing about?

Ayyy thanks for reminder.

If we are nice to them, they will surely be nice to us.

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be honest, did boomermann write these zingers for you?

Visit me in Frankfurt a.M. and I'll show you the "drop" in statistics.

I got like 150 responses from his twitter trolls in 20 min. So far I redpilled maybe 2-3

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...

MÄNNER
Es gibt kein großes konservatives Blatt in Deutschland.
Können wir anfangen Breitbart zu spammen damit sie hier eine Filiale öffnen?
>inb4 (((Breitbart)))
Ich weiß, aber sie können der AfD mehr helfen als so ziemlich alles was wir tun können
>inb4 AfD
Verpiss dich Kanacke.

>Divide & Conquer
Why don't we stick together?

>EVERY STATISTIC I DON'T APPROVE OF IS LÜGENP- I MEAN FAKE NEWS!

>youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

These niggers live in a 1982 orwellian nightmare and don't know it.

Germany is the kind of country where you can be fired from your job because you are a man (woman quotas), get berated because you are white (white guilt, ww2 baggage), get stabbed in the streets because you are a kufar (frankfurt or because of massive immigration) and if you dare to complain about it on twitter, your door gets kicked in.

It's time for you to wake up.

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What a coincidence that the statistic for German perpetrators and German victims is missing Probably has nothing to do with the fact that it's far higher than the immigrant related category though, nazis wouldn't ommit such an important detail ;-)

I mean "Zuwanderer" (~"Refugees") are around 2% of the population, so they commit
>5.9 times more burglaries
>9.2 times more rape and sexual assault per person
>8.8 times more aggravated assault
>8.7 times more robberies
>22.4 times more pickpocketing
per person, according to their share among suspects found by the police.

I think they can be a great enrichment for our culture.

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ty

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Here, a plan according to our current situation
un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm

And here is a list of statistics you can interpret yourself
bka.de/DE/AktuelleInformationen/StatistikenLagebilder/PolizeilicheKriminalstatistik/PKS2016/Standardtabellen/standardtabellenTatverdaechtige.html?nn=65720
"Tabelle 62" is informative
Remember counting percentage-wise, not in total numbers!

I have the hope to attract posters from other countries too.

i prefer my body unharmed and generally just staying alive

>Einzelfall©®™
like +40.000 isolated incidents?
refcrime.info/de/Crime/Map

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Also note that the German on German crimes are not contained in the referenced paper, simply by the fact that the paper deals with the recently very important category of crime involving "refugees"

Compact Magazin, Shilly-Böhmi.

Again, visit me in Frankfurt and I show you crime statistics.

Junge Freiheit (cuckservatives)
Sezession/Antaios (Nouvelle Droite)
Compact (NazBol)
Cato (JF intellectuals)
Arcadi (New Right Youth Fanzine)

hate facts!
pic unrelated. just the aftermath of some terror attack or something

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>Muh perfect gov't is nice, i am a good slave, niggers are humans just like us, we might bring more than 200k into our country every day without a deportation strategy and it increases crime in all sectors, but hey... WIR SCHAFFEN DAS.

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"Es gibt kein großes konservatives Blatt in Deutschland."

Welt
Zeit und Spiegel zum größten Teil
Faz

>muh left

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Is there a news article about this incident? Source?
It's a pretty severe attack.

i learned dreisatz from watching funk - the post

It is not about the total number you faggot, it is about relativity.
If every tenth person has aids, a group of a hundred people has ten times more aids than a group of 10 people.
You can check it out yourself then, BKA statistics are posted for everyone free to look at.

Is true though, you niggers don't understand memes, because you have CEOs hogging over your shoulder that are out-of-touch 40 year olds with nice suits who have never worked honestly and would get their ass handed if they had any other interaction with a türk outside of their purchase of a döner.

>Compact Magazin, Shilly-Böhmi.
Klein, relativ unbekannt

Siehe oben.

Ich rede von einer "Zeitung" die sowohl aktiv ist, als auch seriös genug wirkt um große Massen zu erreichen.
Unbekannte rechte Blogs sind gut für redpills aber wertlos für die große Masse.

thanks for proving my point frend

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>it's far higher than the immigrant related category though
Well of course it fucking is. There's far more germans.

>further proving our point
Sad!

>Welt
>Zeit und Spiegel zum größten Teil
>Faz
>konservativ
Genau wie die CDU, nicht wahr?
Und Spiegel ist ziemlich Links, selbst mit CDU Standards

>Closed minds stop thought-crimes

That's pretty good

Naw ... meanwhile a coalburner paid her toll in Hamburg ... including the child that came from it.
Nigger stabbed her to death on the subway platform AND murdered the child by almost severing her head. #Liebeistueberall

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"Well of course it fucking is."
Glad to see you're agreeing with me on that point ;-). So why are you so concerned about one isolated incident caused by an immigrant, when there are 99 other things going on by German perpetrators?

>mimimimimi
Get burned, like your grandparents did.

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tfw like to read Achse des Guten but blatant Israel shilling is getting annoying

oy afd cuckservative fags just stop.. yall aint doin shite and you are just one of those parties tryna funnel the generally resentfull crowd into votes with false and empty promises. OH and dont use pepes.. just DONT and DONT use smurf pepes to seem hip

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refer to

Eine Partei die offen mit der CSU zusammenarbeitet ist für mich ja eher klar rechtspopulistisch.
Konservatismus endet in der SPD

Also, I don't think it harms our school system or anything. It's not like German pupils will become minorities in some classes.

merkur.de/politik/hilfeschrei-einer-schule-lehrer-in-angst-und-panik-zr-9449511.html

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> Spiegel

lel ...

he has sprit, this one

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How about you stop hiding behind your stupid meme-flag.

Go peddle your bluepills somewhere else.

>caused by an immigrant,
it is refugee you kaggnadsi

>this flag
>this post
You're of these "Germans" who keep a strong tan throughout winter, yeah?

Breitbart is just as bad with Israel, but I don't even fucking care as long as they help the AfD out.

Yeah, it's time to eat the FILTERCHAMBER now, you are a subversive parasite.

I ADVICE ALL OF YOU DO TO THE SAME.
Supporters of the failure comedian are to be reported or filtered for the sake of thread stabillity.

>keeps posting the exact same edgy image over and over again
you can stop proving me right now

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If there would be the same amount of immigrants as there are Germans, there would be an exremely high crime rate, with Immigrants eclipsing Germans by far.

>not sure if troll or shill

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Daily routine
>open Welt
>”muh Antisemetismus in DE”
>open Zeit
>”muh trannies in DE”
>open FAZ
>”muh Fachkräftemangel”
All of these need to be gassed.

I am ethnic german, but I don't identify myself with this fascist state or its people.

"If there would be the same amount of immigrants as there are Germans"

Unfortunately there isn't. So you're getting upset over an issue that only exists in your imagination

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OK, now that we know you're a bluepilled Krautcuck, how about you let us know what libshit city you are from so we can point you towards the nearest place you can receive a nice dose of redpills.