HAHAHAHAHHA finally something funny about Schumer.
Amy Schumer is recovering after being hospitalized for five days with a “horrible” kidney infection.
“Here’s what I’ve been up to this week,” the 36-year-old actress wrote in an Instagram post Friday alongside a photo of herself in the hospital. “I want to give a big thank you to the doctors, the bad ass nurses also my husband who’s name is, i want to say, Chris? and my sisters Kimby and mol who have been by my side the whole time.”
The “I Feel Pretty” star was supposed to fly to London for the opening of her new movie, but announced in the post that her doctors wouldn’t let her travel.
“I’m really disappointed selfishly to miss this trip because I love London and Europe in general and all the great people (food) there,” she continued. “But I need to put my health first … [The movie] is sweet and fun and you will walk out feeling better. Which is something I hope to feel soon too.”
Another photo shows Schumer’s husband, Chris Fischer, holding her hand as she lies in a hospital bed. A third shows him sitting by her side.
I dont know shit about shit. Any Doctorbros or medbros here to explain how this happened to her? Is it cause shes fat? Is it cause she drinks too much? Whats going on?
Fat ugly hog. It's too bad she's not in a British hospital.
Nicholas Anderson
medbro in another thread said fat women who don't wash their cooters get UTIs and if they don't get the UTIs treated it can turn into a kidney infection
I said last night some one needs to make a Jow Forums 0 to 9 rolling chart of filthy things she may heve put in her vagina but did the lazy fucks do it ..no
shes on track to looking like momma june from toddlers and tiaras
Charles Richardson
See thisPoo in her pee hole then infects the kidneys Basically, anal sex then putting that dirty shit penis in vagina, causing a bacterial infection that turns into UTI
Aaron Cook
remember in the trailer for her kidnapping movie some guy caught her washing her cootier in a restaurant bathroom and she stopped, that was filmed 2 or more years ago and she has not finished
Alexander Hall
Does her husband know about the anal sex
Ethan Anderson
More likely taking anal to vaginal, plus being filthy and fat on top if that.
Ayden Reyes
Being filthy and fat is not a crime.....
Unless you insist people call that sexy
Andrew Murphy
From fucking, right?
Juan Sanchez
this legit made me laugh
Ian Fisher
Someone already did in last night's thread Also checked
She's getting powerfucked until a UTI and she is too much of a stumblebum to notice.
Christopher Thomas
Oh this made me laugh, am I going to hell now?
John Reed
Medfag here This. Could be bacteria anything, poop, surfaces, dirty clothes. Poor hygiene, anal sex, dirty listeners, etc Gets in urethra and up to bladder=UTI.
Husband? Who the fuck would marry this cow? That boy ain’t right.
Benjamin Ramirez
I would ask why some guy married her. but then I realized some guys are both broke, and hungry. So, to this Chris guy, enjoy your sentence. I hope the money was worth it.
Parker Roberts
Check'em
Angel Davis
Only two conceivable reasons: Money of course; and we now know that she was willing to let him go pooper to puss as well.
The way you typically get a Kidney infection is from a UTI the climbs on up before you're symptomatic. The way you typically get a UTI is by being a turboslut.
Fat people cant clean as well and are also know to be lazy
Benjamin Phillips
CROWN HER
David Parker
I would lick her stinky pussy in that bed just to give her some form pleasure through that time of misery, she could joke about it later.
James Hill
Is it true that girls naturally get UTI's from unprotected sex? My ex girlfriend used to get UTI's all the time when we didn't use a condom, which was 97% of the time. I always wondered if it was true, or she was a just a dirty whore?
Leo Johnson
She must've been a dirty whore. Or bad genetics. I would rawdawg my ex gf all the time and we never had any problems like that.
Jackson Peterson
I always kinda thought this, like she just didn't clean her twat that well or whatever bitches do down there. First couple times, she fed me bullshit like her vagina needed to acclimate to my dick germs, but 2 years later, it still happened.
She's the only girl I've ever barebackd so I just took it at face value to not look like a tard. Thanks, user. Take my rarest pepe.
If she didn't clean her twat you'd smell it. A slight odor is normal but if it disgusts you then theres really something wrong and you should stay away.
Gabriel Allen
It's not from the sex unless you do A2V with out taking a shower in between including a hot soapy hand job. One or both of you are not cleaning your parts
Parker Miller
Anybody else up to flooding her twitter with fucked up messages? It is the will of kek after all.
Tyler Garcia
She really wanted to drive her "jokes" home.
Landon Garcia
Woman here
It's true, and it's because your dick probably has a lot of bacteria
Aiden Cox
Fuuuuuck. A UTI at 36. She'll be having them every 2 years for the rest of her life now.
Nathan Gonzalez
she either had a horrific urinary infection or she has diabeetus
Daniel Ross
I get UTI from sex with my boyfriend every now and then, and i'm basically obsessed with vaginal hygiene. My theory is that he doesn't clean it well sometimes
Ryan Torres
Obviously a couples shower with a soapy hand job before bed is the cure
Have had many a kidney infection, never been admitted to the hospital. Bullshit. That fat bitch went on an all fat/high carb bender.
Joseph Diaz
What a fat disgusting pig
Joshua Jackson
You gashes fuck niggers, dogs, and believe "anything is a dildo if you are brave enough", and (you) are telling ME my dick is dirty? Please die over 4 weeks of sytemic spesis from a nasty gash.
