>mfw I single-handedly destroy the cultural potency of left-wing political comedy
Mfw I single-handedly destroy the cultural potency of left-wing political comedy
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Damn, Carrot Top looks old.
No, she was pretty good.
The Bible is always right. Women ruin everything.
Bill Clinton and George W Bush showed up for their correspondent dinners.
Trump was to much of a coward to even show his face, his ego is too fragile
There has been one(1) good WCD, the one with Colbert. Since then it hasn't been worth showing up to.
You're right. Drumpf is finished. I'm voting Hilldog now.
Fpbp
Or he doesn’t care and hates the press, so decided not to give them something that people would actually pay attention to (his presence)
Dios mio...
post a link faggot
Itwasn’t funny
POTUS Michigan rally a success
She brought her game and her game was mediocre.
>let's get this straight I HAVE NO AGENDA
yeah... right
You are also a coward for not kicking the shit out of that little yapping dog that keeps barking at out. Only pussies ignore when little shits run their mouths about them.
JEW
Because the people love him
oy vey, I have no agenda! remember that goy!
lel the hippo was this close of a murder charge.
The fuck are you talking about? She's being unanimously praised.
MSM leftie comedy is notoriously unfunny (see: Trevor Noah) and she's no different. LOOL YOU BURN FACTS INTO ASHES FOR SMOKY EYE GIRL JOKEZ
The left can't meme until they abandon the moral high ground and let's be real, that's not going to happen as long as they keep doubling down on idpol.
This
>divided attention
>Appealled to his base
>Media still talk about themselves
Bonus Sarah Huckabee Sanders is now a victim
TIRED OF WINNING YET Jow Forums?
she fuckin' killed it, m8
best WHCD roast in years
Do you realize how retarded you sound? Trump has been mercilessly, endlessly hounded by the evil (((demons))) in the media for three years now. Get the fuck out with this "cowardice" shit.
This bot/shill has been posting this exact comment shortly after any thread with this literally who tanning both jew's face.
I'm not gay, but if I were I wouldn't be attracted to men who have such huge gums sticking out whenever they smile.
She looks like the lovechild of a horse that raped the Wendy's redhead. How in the fuck can she make fun of what others look like?
terror inducing shriek
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>Dude abortion, LOL
Trump was facing the American people and not a bunch of cunts, but you're too much of a bootlicker to understand that.
Saw something on Gab where she one Michelle Wolf was charged with bestiality in Hershey, PA (where she's from). Couldn't find anything in 20-30 min of research to validate it. Want to chalk it up to fake news, but still.
Circa 2015
Photo evidence
Underrated
That would explain the bestiality I mentioned above user!
Underrated
She should have been a mime. Hopefully they send her to guantanamo to entertain all her friends in politics that will soon be residents. LMAO - best torture ever!
How fucking dare Trump not go sit in a room of petulant liars and instead go talk to the people he was elected to represent? Obama/Bush//Clinton would have never walked away from their media fluffers to talk to everyday normal peons. Drummmpppffff!
by who? Vox? Vice? GQ? LMAO. The state of common core libtards,
Nigger you havent seen norm or joel mchales?
FPBP pack it in boys, our job is done here. /Thread, handshakes all around, well done, see you in the next thread.
This. Im not even a pro lifer but that was callous as fuck. All of those politicians stiing around laughing at abortions. Sick shit.
>mfw conservative snowflakes can't handle the banter
>32
Yeah. Aborting babies is so funny right? Like when that nazi smashed the jew babies head on the railroad. Lmao. Funny shit right?
Knock it hard am i right? Lmao.
She can't even bantz. Women are not funny and their delivery always sucks.
The issue is that the room would not tolerate 20 minutes of joking about trannies.
When did carrot top get a sex change?
HAHA, KICK THE BABY!
hilarious amirite
A prison of soft politically correct jokes.
In the Soviet Union, I heard the best stand up comics were found in the gulags.
Kek too good
Lol now that was funny especially nazi part fuck the kikes
>The fuck are you talking about? She's being unanimously praised.
top kek. The President of the WHCA threw her under the bus and referred to her as "the entertainer".
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This might have been the very last WHC Dinner. And she's to blame for it.
>makes fun of your looks
the only way I knew she was younger than she looked was her voice. It was distinctively millennial. Like trying to be a millennial version of Fran Drescher but explicitly political, mean spirited, and unfunny.
>This is a 32 year old woman
>I'm 30 and she looks old enough to be my mom
What went wrong?
In your dreams. She was fantastic.
I kek'd out loud.
she murdered those right wingers and now they're butthurt
You seem to have added a period in the middle of your sentence there by accident.
>You seem to have added a period
Just like she did OUT OF HER BIG HAIRY VAGINA AMIRITE OH THE LAFFS I'M GONNA GET WITH THIS ONE.
What an embarrassing kike.
A period as in a character, like the 140 the Trump uses to start global wars every time he sits on a toilet and the crap gets a chance to come out the other end for once.
I joke, I joke, Twitter recently changed so you can use 280 characters in tweets, kind of interesting that Twitter can double their character limit while Trump has yet to show any.
See it isn't hard to do Trump jokes that are a little witty, it's as hard as Trump gets trying to fuck a porn star who is dehydrated.
Still at least while he's getting pee'd on the Amount of Americans he's fucking is reduced to one.
But it could be worse. I mean I don't know how, but I'm sure some horror writer like Steve King could manage after he's finished his next Tax Bill.
Such a shame that I don't get many laughs from Democratic voters these days, I guess I should invest in a Spanish language Ouija Board or go dumpster diving out the back of Planned Parenthood.
Americans is really winning this week.
No she wasn't.
I heard that shit was cringey as hell. No surprise there.
Silence in a crowd isn't associated with killing it, retard.
I always knew Trumpshits hated leftists for being snowflakes just because they were the same.
You Lefties are truly shit at determining things that are quality. Comedians, politicians, TV shows, Jow Forums posts, movies, humans...
Nah.
more like
>everyone was laughing at me when I said I'm going to be a comedian
>nobody is laughing now
Soulless automatons so Jews and gingers.
Because she's a paid actor. There's like 3 of em.
>the Wendy's redhead
>aka Wendy
No it's because he's smart. Why go to something that doesn't benefit you in any way and you know you will be treated differently than everyone before you?
Finally we have a president with a brain who knows he doesn't have to do this "presidential" bullshit anymore.
It is when the crowd is a bunch of fart-huffing journalists that are obsessed with decorum and playing nice.
Dude even if her jokes were based in truth they weren't creative or funny.
She looks almost a decade older. Kek. (And that's with gobs of make-up)
It started off okay, but 10 minutes in it just became this constant OMG he is so bad I just w-a-a-a-a-h-h!
The current Left leaning comedian is just a super whiny Jew that demands that you be a super whiny Jew with them. It isn’t even about getting laughs anymore.
> you know you will be treated differently than everyone before you?
Utter nonsense.
Why do Americans treat their President like either a God or a supreme idiot? Why can't you guys just treat him like a normal human being? His shit smells just as bad as us, take it from me.
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Even if I disregarded the context in which she gave her shitty jokes, I give her a 3/10. She isn't funny.
Niggers not welcome
Banter has an underlining of respect. She went full vitriol. The WHCD is not the place to go all out. Very disrespectful and no taste.
Maximum horse face/race.
Kek
>>mfw I single-handedly destroy the cultural potency of left-wing political comedy
She could go right wing.
I could see it.
Something in her eyes.
It tells me.
"Kanye. That nigga was right"
>32 years old
WTF?
all she did is just add a couple of millions to the ranks of anti-zionists
She could grate cheese just with her fucking voice
I agree. Pretty god tier triggering.
>point out verbatim instant bot response to the numerous slide threads on the same subject
>YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE HURR
Nah, I'm just sick of bots and shit topics. I couldn't care less about the white house correspondence dinner, it's been a leftist suck and fuck fest for 5 administrations.
She's 20 years younger than Carrot Top, actually. He's 53 I think she's 32, just a little over half his age.
>feminism: not even once
Forgot one
Abortion is hilarious
Why should they joke about trannies? They had nothing to do with the whole WCD
>Banter has an underlining of respect. She went full vitriol. The WHCD is not the place to go all out. Very disrespectful and no taste.
booboo.
It was ok. But the fact that the roasted wasn't even there took it too much.
I don't know why the president couldn't go. It is just banter. Especially when you've made a career of insulting people, so you know it's not personal.
cringe