Brit/pol/ - I'll be muslim too edition

>Sajid Javid replaces Amber Rudd as home secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43946845

>Israel says Iran breaking nuclear deal
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43952196

>Woman with Asperger's removed from BFI cinema 'for laughing'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43950171

>'Up to 100' witnessed Mullaghbawn vigilante attack
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-43953030

>Police Scotland chief tried to 'suppress' conduct report
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43923469

>Four arrests after hit-and-run outside Newport night club
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43947648

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because i'm running short on time, i'll get pissed up and then decide what to do

first

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>NOT INCLUDING HIGH ENERGY YOUTUBE LINKS

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>found some tesco finest wine int cupboard
it's meant to be

Ooh are we going to crack open the white zinfandel and talk about boys?

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lets get hammered lads fuck it

what even are the purpose of them
might as well put worldstar videos on the op they are just as related to british politics

it's valpolicella ripasso

Salah will go to Halal Madrid next year

It's in the Coran.

i've put a shirt on
i've got a glass of wine out
i feel like everything is right in the world
i've got purpose
i've got something to look forward to
i feel connected

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Bless you.

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Now THIS people have no sun tan,they are NATURALLY like that and can't change it.

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>mfw doctors say I may have brain damage
>have an mri should be getting the results 3-5 weeks or so from this point
>wake up today and my head is hurting more than ever (feels like a swelling pain) and I'm having trouble speaking despite painkillers.
What do lads is this the fucking end for me?
I don't wanna go

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>valpolicella ripasso

good choice m8

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Go to A&E if you have to you fucking idiot

this pic makes me fucking angry.

>11 pounds
fuck me this better be good

Get used to it.

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Dad is pretty blackpilled now lads. UKIP was the last thing he had hope in.

If only he knew how blackpilled I was.

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tastes like a certain period of my life lol

we have a muslim home secretary m8 enjoy the ride lol

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fuscking disgusting m8

when she is up on blocks it means out of service you know

Sajid Javad become first Paki Home Secretary of UK,wow lad that's sad.

Think about it,he is Paki and Muslim...just like them and he is Britain's Home Secretary and it was Tories who did it.

shariah is better than the yardie-chav-american mess that is our yoof desu

fucks sake not what i meant lmao

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It won't last

shhhhhhhhhh

lyton crosby needs to tone it down

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i didnt know it had a whole seprate website for gay shit

I have to say, the house of lords thing is weird, with the brexit issue, the people I would have thought who wanted to get rid of the house of lords suddenly seem to love them. I thought that was weird

Hello Jew/pol/ are you having a nice evening?

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it defeats the whole point of it you want to get rid it of it evreytime they disagree with you,

>tf
>tp

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I'm undecided on them desu m8

I genuinely think a bunch of hereditary spastics is closer to the general public than the machiavellian soulless megacunts in the commons.

but then again they are complete benders also.

therefore undecided.

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Even now there is hope for Britain lads. Don't give up!

>Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

i want the total war

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Is he now LARPing as Santa Claus?

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I have no issue with the house of lords itself, its been a part of British politics for a long while and it would be stupid just to get rid of it because they do something I don't like, but I just think it weird the people you would normally assume would hate the house of lords suddenly seem to like it.

why is scotland still shit? Isn't it capable of being normal?

>what do lads?
go to italy

It's a weird one for sure.

oh shit

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What?

oh shit lads, its real...

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How'd you get brain damage?

Deep fried mars bars, heroin and special brew

>Prime Minister, I'm PAKI

munchie boxies < entire shitty bavarian culture

Anybody see kelly brooke give farage a blowjob live on tv?

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it's all been downhill since robert the bruce died desu.

>machiavellian soulless megacunts in the commons
A nice turn of phrase that echoes my feelings. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it just seems like none of them believe in anything, none of them care about anything. I can just imagine a politician with ideas and convictions showing up and the whole Tory cabinet scowling at them for being a jobsworth.

politicans are boats

HAIL IAN SMITH AND HAIL RHODESIA!

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i miss the aggressive lust for life of my teen years

READ

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can people shut up about politics this is an sober free thread

I'm 18 and I don't have such a lust for life, in fact I kind of wish I was as depressed as I was a couple of years ago when i was sitting my GCSEs, I did really well in maths and computer science when I was in that stage.

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this will sound ridiculous to you now but that depression is absolute nectar too
i simply cant feel that deeply anymore

fucking hell get a fucking grip you're barely out of school

lol wait just read post nvm

Lads I...

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I can't feel at all. No emotion, absolute zero. Don't know whether it's ten years browsing Jow Forums that's done this to me or if that's just adulthood.

But this is politically incorrect board.

What makes the battle worth the fighting?
What makes the mountain worth the climb?
What makes the questions worth the asking?
The reason worth the rhyme?
To me the answer's clear...

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adulthood i guess
alcohol sometimes take me back briefly

no

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no

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I'm not out of school, I'm still doing my A levels.

DIS BRIT/POL AS GON TA SHIT! USE TA B GUD WEN YMCA WAS ON!

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If someone kicked you in your dosile teeth, you'd feel it then. You'd feel and taste the pain and bleak despair that life gives you with your gums bloody.

ywn be in first year of uni getting smashed with all ur best mates and having the time of ur life on a minimal budget

>why

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not me i'm a hardman
caldone
latin for hardman
thats me

Howdy y'all! Proud 'Murican here. I was thinking earlier of all the white brothers that were killed in the countless wars we waged against each other throughout the ages. We can't let such conflict occur again. My father is 1/4 Irish and I remember him always telling me how lucky he was to have been born on the 17th of March because it meant he could celebrate his birthday, then celebrate St Patrick's the day after. Both of them back to back! Haha! Anyway, think of all the great things our people have given us. Opera, jeans,
that's just Italy! My Mom used to cook various dishes from all over Europe and her Paella was delicious, god bless Portugal! She is 1/2 English by the way, and often talked about wanting to visit some day. That inspired me to visit her homeland and I booked my trip to Saxony a few days ago! No more brother wars goddammit!

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>Teen begs Ethiopian not to rape her

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Heeyyyy ooohhh heueuuu heh heuu haiiiieiiei haiieeeeeeooooh oooh oohh

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It's powerless and can only make recommendations and arrears on certain plinthy policies.

recommend some music that will make me feel like i'm 19 again

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>tfw your only lust now is for happenings

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Chemical Brothers, Prodigy.

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do it again

>Love Israel

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YOU CAN WALK MY PATH

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fuck me lol

havent bought a kebab since i came to britpol

>wholesome chit
not now i'm trying to summon my faustian side

Good lad i get mine from an Italian rarely