/Kraut/pol & AfD General - Sweet Wahlkampf Memories Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/eliten-und-mob-koalieren/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/taxi-bahn-und-flugzeug-so-kommen-asylsuchende-nach-deutschland/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/1cUq4tqd

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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maz-online.de/Lokales/Teltow-Flaeming/Jueterbog/Nackter-Mann-schlaegt-mit-Eisenstange-auf-Autos-ein
vocaroo.com/i/s0ap2kddYZjb
youtube.com/watch?v=oyK55KY8zJA
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youtube.com/watch?v=J2H6kXJn6v4
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youtube.com/watch?v=PbQY4CKqziY
youtube.com/watch?v=oKHi-Dg_7QM
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oi!
youtube.com/watch?v=nfvUG8zo-mY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

först

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first for Karl

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Howdy y'all! Proud 'Murican here. I was thinking earlier of all the white brothers that were killed in the countless wars we waged against each other throughout the ages. We can't let such conflict occur again. My father is 1/4 Irish and I remember him always telling me how lucky he was to have been born on the 17th of March because it meant he could celebrate his birthday, then celebrate St Patrick's the day after. Both of them back to back! Haha! Anyway, think of all the great things our people have given us. Opera, jeans, that's just Italy! My Mom used to cook various dishes from all over Europe and her Paella was delicious, god bless Portugal! She is 1/2 English by the way, and often talked about wanting to visit some day. That inspired me to visit her homeland and I booked my trip to Saxony a few days ago! No more brother wars goddammit!

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Will there be epic leftie riots tomorrow?

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some of you faggots are ok
don't go to to Spreeweg 1 tomorrow

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1st for "zu dumm den thread zu verlinken"

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Fifth for Willy

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Yeah, this movie was shit.

Bump

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Follow-up from Let's not forget the Trümmerfrauen (i suppose as a hardcore leftie, you'd support feminism) that were raped in the capital of berlin when the russians invaded it.
But yeah, only germans are evil, apparently.

With deniers of history like you, i can proudly say that Vlad the Impaler and Ivan the Terrible were good guys.

sie reden zu viel

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youtube.com/watch?v=UMp2uL0Ttw0

Shouldn't the riots be happening tonight?
The past years, the worst always happened during Walpurgisnacht (I suppose because Antifags are big fans of Bibi Blocksberg).

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I still didn't read your bs.

Ohayou Gozaimasu, Hiterua-Sama.

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could be a g20 occurence happening.
berlin, hamburg who knows?

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>he loves Israel
a Shekel for a good goy

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Post redpills for shillanon, we're breaking his conditioning

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what else can I add?

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the first 30 minutes was ok

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Did you see the latest blockbuster?
It's a stone age man from the stone age fighting the police. Here's the trailer (part 1).

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antifas , murksel, stegner

And here is part 2.

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>dab on them Juden

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wazzup dawg

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Walpurgisnacht has been very quiet since at least 5 years. Ten years ago I was on the frontpage of BILD, being arrested by cops.
They didn't want to help my friend who drunkenly fell into a glass shards and said "we don't have to help dirt like you", which made me pretty mad, kek. Best one war 2003 or 2004, we made a huge fire on the street and a crowd of 500 people was hunted by wasserwerfers through the streets.
Good old times.
t. Altpunk from Berlin

>implying that war is bad

what the fuck is your problem with that.

If anything we need a fucking war.

lads whats your plan for mayday
i'm travelling uphill to pick up a patriot friend then we are going to collect 20 tonnes of fertiliser and make a massive bomb and blow up the government

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This is just some shitty art performance, right?
I refuse to believe they unironically behave like this. This is below even the majority of Middle Easterners back home.

Good pic!

Would leave it like that ... but yeah, I am tired and not very creative anymore.

hey this is ewans daughter, she stars in her first major role in trampspotting.

hellomagazine.com/celebrities/2017080941418/ewan-mcgregor-daughter-clara-photos-instagram/

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maz-online.de/Lokales/Teltow-Flaeming/Jueterbog/Nackter-Mann-schlaegt-mit-Eisenstange-auf-Autos-ein

>lads whats your plan for mayday

Visiting my parents so I don't have to be in Munich.

>4 days and they are already reverting to strawman insults
>mgw

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Two cop cars... for that?

Let's see if we can find some live broadcasts tomorrow for a nice comfy habbening stream

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it's already a bit of a mess. I mostly wanted to keep the original cartoon and message. I think I'll only add a EU flag somewhere

Truth is stranger than fiction, sometimes, friend.
You'd be surprised how fucking outlandish unrooted muslims act.

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i am sure that hot red glowing steel devil had some bad mojo in it

vocaroo.com/i/s0ap2kddYZjb

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>Mann
are those journalist inside jokes?
everybody knows what "MANN" means by now

You're right, I agree actually. Getting kinda nervous however...

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think big slut

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Sometimes pr0gramm actually has decent content, they got overrun with cucks recently however.

what does this mean?
>i love scheming
>i love it when a plan comes together

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He was truely ahead of his time.
youtube.com/watch?v=oyK55KY8zJA

because you could with some probability lose your already shitty life?

the fuck is wrong with you incels i can't see the difference between right sing basedböy and right wign basedböy anymore because buhuhu everyone is so afraid of dying buhuhu.

Fuck this shit.

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Reminder to you guys to download interesting (Youtube/Twitter/whatever) videos, because they might get deleted.

Happened once for a very good red pill, and I don't want it to happen again.

if you post another anti-tay post i will bomb your village to dust

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Nothing wrong with letting dirt bleed out
Should have shot you

G20 was so incredibly comfy :3
youtube.com/watch?v=N_bDEq7DjnE

>pr0gramm
Can I have a quick rundown on this?

show heart at least once you cruel harpy.
I know you two have your differences, but don't be like that, girl.

>buhuhu everyone is so afraid of dying buhuhu.

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The hands are Merkels gesture.

>pretending to be a tough guy on an indonesian anime forum
>wouldn't fight for his friends
>didn't have a youth

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holy shit
saved
based Boer farmer
if you need guns or ammo say the word and you shall receive
long live south africa

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German Image board, pretty similar to 9gag (though they hate to admit that), politically right leaning, many teenagers there

i have my monday night mood, hellbent on self destruction and stooges and weed, everyone who's not gonna feel like me in this very moment is an incel.
blargh rabarb blühü

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>quake IRC channel
>people post shitty memes
>someone builds a meme gallery
>invite only, good content, pretty based
>relaunch with open registration
>normies come in
It's still pretty based compared to e.g. reddit but more and more so-yboys are coming in.

When the masterchiefs of SEK & Cobra arrived at the Schanze, shit got fucking serious

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Daily reminder, that there is nothing more based than pure Communism.

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I didn't want a giant collage of memes, just a few modern relevant additions to a classic book. I'm out of time anyway

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i-is that a jew costume?

>nervous
nervous now but invest in guns and ammo and give yourself a chance
don't come fucking crying to us in 3 months time

I know why you wouldn't fight.
There no SGB II/ Hartz IV in hell.
but there's plenty of puss-puss in Valhalla

Pick your own battles, if your Herrmannsschlacht is posting "faggot" on the Internet, then you might not be cut out for higher ideals, because a higher ideal is sacrifice for something greater than yourself and something you believe dearly in.

I doubt fighting for Merkel and Soros will get you a spot in either Valhalla or Heaven.

you are the creator, its up to you cupcake
here have some music

youtube.com/watch?v=J2H6kXJn6v4

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I agree, the original message would be lost if I added more.

>no argument
>must post shitty meme to pretend he has a point
Fuck you, if you haven't been attacked by cops you're just a normie. BTW, I was never violent, learn to differentiate between Antifa aka black block and (real) punks.

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Maybe the result of inbreeding, but who knows...

>thanks!
“He gazed up at the enormous hands. Eleven years it had taken him to learn what kind of intention was hidden within the seemingly innocent gesture. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Ms Merkel.”

t the real suetti

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>daily reminder

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Was sad about Hitlers death all day, ended up watching youtube videos of him and ended up with this, damn, why didnt I discover this earlier. best music I listened to in years.
youtube.com/watch?v=wfEe6xkZ5Zg

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I could argue, but 'd rather ask:
How does an Altpunker end up on Jow Forums?

Sounds good. I will sleep all day.

do you have problems with reading comprehension
neck yourself traitor faggot
or get the bullet

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Why does every left meme looks like it was made shit on purpose? Honestly I was a long time under the impression that lefty memes on Jow Forums are false flags, till I lurked /leftypol/ for a bit

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no sadly their stupidity is real and not only a false flag

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Well, why else would there be proper war for me?
I'm not going to fight another brother war with Europeans, and any military action outside this continent will never be in our interest.

same here
sad about hitler's death and all the suffering of the german people
for nothing
revenge
we will avenge our ancestors

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This 2bh. Fighting for the jews and the Saudis while they spread their shit over your homeland, no thanks.

Always a pleasure, collin.

So where are the shills? sure there are some stupid people, but i don't see much shilling.

Unacceptable Germany. Politics will change soon and then it will be our time. In the spirit of Kanye west. I love you ger-brother.

youtube.com/watch?v=PbQY4CKqziY

youtube.com/watch?v=oKHi-Dg_7QM

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Redpills. I (and my friends) always hated arab prolls btw. If you think punk = Antifa, I recommend you read the Wiki article on Oi!: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oi!
Every true punk hates the Antifa and feminazis.
youtube.com/watch?v=nfvUG8zo-mY

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...

desu because they are traitor traitors

>Why does every left meme looks like it was made shit on purpose?
What meme?
>muh left can't meme

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There is no reason to address the content of your post, it is a very bad post, a post that should make you feel bad, a post that should make you reflect about how bad it is and why it is so bad, a post so bad it is the condensation of all the miserable life decisions you took into one bad post. But I'm not going to address it just give you a (you) for the post numbers

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Thanks. It does make sense.
And while I generally support the cops, I can commend that, because (lack of) masculinity is honestly one of our biggest problems.

you delusion is entertaining
here talk to bob about your problems with pol

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>two leafs
Why does it always have to be a fucking maple nigger.

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w-what did she mean by this?

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Nice, got the reference, didn't expect that here!