/ptg/ President Trump General - Electric Funeral Edition

>NO ANTISEMITIC EDITION

PLEASEE

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twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/991085664123965441

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see

Tester made a grave enemy.

PUBLIC NUDITY BEFORE REAL AWOO HOURS!

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME THE SLAMMER YOUNG LADY!

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>Not blue haired one
Opinion discarded

Sen. Roy Moore is fighting back guys

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/385557-roy-moore-files-lawsuit-claiming-political-conspiracy-against

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>better do what the weaker one says or else they'll hurt us!
Sixth graders could take your lunch money with that attitude. This country is going to shit with "men" like you representing it, we're all fucked I swear to God.

Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I was shota-Hiro. She is throwing a loving-cuddle fit, calling me a darling and shit. She managed to calm down.

She is 002
I am 016

She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to kill dinosaurs and her biological clock. I'm her first and I do like her a lot, got promoted a few months ago and Papa is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in the garden. Only when I met 002 was i getting good results.

What do I do? Also fuck /a/ they give shit advice every time.

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>Physcian
Eh

>FOX NEWS: Kim Jong Un's limousine is a portable potty in disguise, reports say
>North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s motorcade may not be as indestructible as Trump’s fleet of bombproof “Beast” limousines, but it reportedly offers one feature the U.S. president has to live without: a traveling toilet.
>A defector who served on the North Korean Guard Command told The Washington Post that Kim brings a secret restroom everywhere he goes, mostly a security measure meant to keep foreign intelligence operatives from collecting any of his excrement in an attempt to determine the state of his health.

WHAT LIES IN THE POO?!

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NEW
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/991084673697812481

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Ichogofags on suicide watch

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Tester and Manchin and Heitkampf are the weakest senators in office yet all of them keep voting against Trump's shit. It's like they don't understand that if your seat is vulnerable you need to act more like a Republican. Trump is going to crush them this year.

why does Pence has spic as his physician? also wtf Pence?

TL;DR
Just because you have an AR doesn't mean you want to get shot, even by a 9mm pistol.

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Sweet

Why does Trump pander to the global Jew foreign policy?

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You will pay for your people's crimes in blood.

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Who's Trump going to nominate for ICE now?

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Joe not liking the Trump Twitter comments about him being a murderer (around 9.10): youtu.be/xU-5jYlxUQY?t=8m59s

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>Tester in 2018
>Sasse in 2020

We need to uncuck the Great Plains

>A FUCKING WOMAN WAS JEALOUS OF HIS CONTINUOUS SUCCESS

>rip nehlen

>better do what the weaker one says or else they'll hurt us!
What exactly are you referring to?

Hmm if we had a wall maybe it would stop them from climbing over to commiefornia.

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>muh Sara A Carter
>muh late breaking news that'll take the deep state down
>muh 9/8central exclusive report on Fox News
Go home Sean

lol /sg/ is upset

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holy fuck this pasta

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Trump will release the paedo taped on Tester

Anyone got the meme of I want to say nine or so founding fathers, each with a quote and the black sun behind their head like pic related?

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The Jews can't meme

I love Kellyanne

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That scene broke me

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Because the ends justify the means and he is using them to achieve his vision of America and the World.

lube the fuck up because ur gonna die by dino snu-snu

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What state is Schiff from?

My nigga

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>tfw you win the darlingbowl and unlock god mode in your mech and with 9 episodes to go

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See, all those niggas tryna smear Trump’s people finna get dabbed on

nice
also that scene was 2emotional4me

>redditors and kikes seething about the fact that the Democratic Party is the party of slavery

Based Kanye

When those inbreds are not?

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Did what?

>"Caravan"
>""
He wanted to say horde didn't he?

that and all of ep 13 hit me like the truck of peace

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>who would have (rightly) been defeated?

nigger retard, liberals are so fucking pathetic. they have to take technical wins because theyre getting btfo so hard in real life.

>thank god that guy voluntarily stepped down, we won!
>forget about the record number of lifetime judge apointments judge has appointed in his first two years! we won two special elections!!! BLUE WAVE!!!

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he's just jealous he'll never outdo me

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Israel is God's chosen country to lead the Earth and Bibi Netanyahu is the next Winston Churchill
Also, Sean Hannity is a prophet and truly is on a mission of devinity

Tfw they'll gonna fuck like rabbits whenever theres downtime.

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Ted Nugent

>Moore never conceded

I would care more if Moore had actually bothered to campaign, but instead he sat on his dick and assumed it was in the bag like a retard.

Kamala Harris being a nog as per usual

He really did.

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Califagia

NOT
ENOUGH
HEALING

it was enough to make me no longer carry that cannon ball in my chest after 2 weeks of hell.
But just repaired the damage. It didn't make me on cloud 9 like it should have. I hunger for more. These fuckers knew what they were doing.

He's not wrong.

Cali

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>(it wasn't)
why do they write like a teenage girl or gay middle-aged guy who owns a small dog

>not getting a massive heartboner from the payoff

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mexifornia

This can't be real.

Is it just me or or Is Trump letting this happen so the American people see for them selves how weak our laws and border is.

I got the impression he was starting to hate Papa

There's still more? Holy shit, my body isn't even remotely ready.

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CNN is feminist news.

What happened to the caravan?

It’s sitting on the border

>Everybody knows Joe killed that poor girl.
lol

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I need the book Zero Two has, one day ill read it to my daughter

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Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

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Because it's not cucked.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KGRuKdowkcM

music to enjoy an atomic war by

New Vegas is such a good game, what is /ptg/'s favorite ending?
(1)NCR
(2)Legion
(3)House
(4)WildCard

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They are, I just needed it to fit the pasta

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They’re crying like bitches on the Mexico side of the border since they’ve been denied entry

The Trail of Beans commences now

Damn whats wrong with his teeth.

>Lutherfags
Why you heretics post here?

Someone even more hardline than Homan. Harris is a fucking moron.

Nah the shit collection thing is totally standard after some madman collected a sandnigger politicians shit and found out he had cancer

Theres literally a guy whos job is to collect Trumps shit when hes out on the town

Stole Iran's strategic animu and mangos supply.

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>This is why Israel is bombing. -
Good for them.
We're not Israel.

Hajis don't into hygiene

did he died?

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