/ptg/ President Trump General - Pre-Tucked Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
youtu.be/qXjQ0I-xdBk
>Pres Trump hosts Team USA 4/27/18
youtu.be/AcuGqoeXNJg
>Mooch @Natl Press Club 4/27/18
youtu.be/r1A3UDW2oVs
>SoS Pompeo @NATO press conf 4/27/18
youtu.be/s6-NvuQH1Xo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on ME situation 4/27/18
youtu.be/2Rz07gY-CEk
>This Week @State 4/27/18
youtu.be/9wxPjBT4fLM
>Rep Natl Lawyers Assoc Conf (FCC Ajit/LabSec Acosta/EPAAdmin Pruitt/others) 4/27/18
c-span.org/video/?444716-1/
c-span.org/video/?444716-2/
c-span.org/video/?444716-3/
>WH Video: Pres Trump Welcomes Team USA 4/27/18
youtu.be/X6n-AvAS25c
>SBA Video: Small Biz Week 4/27/18
youtu.be/hsfE5cIRxT4
>Pres Trump steals the fake news' children 4/26/18
youtu.be/Miv6XajdUNo
>Pres Trump @Wounded Warrior Ride 4/26/18
youtu.be/dOZlJM3g5nM
>VP Pence/LaborSec Acosta @Jobs Announcement in Indianapolis IN 4/26/18
youtu.be/NSr0-jfDT0k

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rate my autism/10

ARE YOU COOL /ptg/!?

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mac-10 p. faggy desu

Help me argue against this shill.

How are my Darlings doing tonight?

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The Haredim can work in those 2–3 years of their lives in which they do not serve in the IDF, while most soldiers at the IDF are usually paid anywhere between $80–250 a month, in addition to clothing and lodging.[117] All the while, Haredi yeshiva students receive significant monthly funds and payments for their religious studies.[118]
The Haredim, if they so choose, can study at that time.[119][120]
While a certain amount of Haredim have enlisted in the IDF every year in recent decades, the Haredim usually reject the concept and practice of IDF service. Contentions include:

A Yeshiva student is equal to or more important than a soldier in the IDF, because he keeps Jewish tradition alive and prays for the people of Israel to be safe.[121][122][123]
The army is not conducive to the Haredi lifestyle. It is regarded as a "state-sponsored quagmire of promiscuity".[124] Israel conscripts both men and women, and often groups them together in military activities.

Ayy lmao Israel has its own problems.

Stupid anime watching pedoniggers get out.

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kanye west is my new waifu

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>300 venezuelans entering by day
>80% of total bolivian diaspora resides in argentine territory
>20 HRT centers soon to be opened by the government
>job agency for colombians only, made to help argentine employeers to hire them lowering wages and avoiding social charges
>taxes higher than ever
>products made locally are more expensive than in EU due to argentine industrialists jewery
>feminism higher than ever, TV is 80% feminism related stuff
>police shots and kills bolivian nigger who stabbed to death a tourist, the officer goes to jail
>refugees soon to come
>Benettonia, I mean Patagonia's land is 80% owned by foreigners
>out of nowhere lactose intolerance became a topic on TV (ie explicit proof of demographic change = bolivians)
>law to have a percentage of trans people on publich charges being pushed in congress
>Macri fucking up = peroniggers coming again
>property overvaluated
>whites have 1 or no kids at all
>shitskins have 8+ kids
>abortion law will help white women abort, villeros will keep growing
>somehow nobody reacts outta fear of losing his job/position/prestige/etc
>Cucktina never going to jail
>jailed kirchnerists slowly being released/not prosecuted
>lots of business closing
>inflation keeps increasing
>violent crime all time high
>visa restriction on haitians lifted
>intelligence service doing mass surveillance everywhere except on ghettos and foreigner
>business closed, car confiscated, etc if you owe money in taxes
>update: already had the first transgender kid who became a girl and got a new identity + HRT treatment
>75% of the budget destined to social spending
>falling performance in PISA tests
>and a lot more of stuff

>We'll keep you posted with more news about the signs of the Apocalipsis, directly from Hell, aka Argentina
Trouble in South America.

no

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ew 3d give me the 2d please

No.

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Wow she's gorgeous

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thats a trap isn't it?

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La Horda got arrested?

>no oni gf
terrible

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open bob

AWOO

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>Pentagon Chief Pushes to Waive Sanctions for US Allies That Buy Russian S-400s

>Mattis told the Senate Armed Services Committee Thursday that "national security exemptions" ought to be injected into the existing Countering America's Adversaries Through Sanctions Act (CAATSA), arguing that it is in the US' long-term interest to avoid such conflicts with its allies.

>"There are nations in the world who are trying to turn away from formerly Russian-sourced weapons and systems," Mattis said, arguing that those countries still rely on Moscow to update their existing systems with new technology.

>"We only need to look at India, Vietnam and some others to recognize that eventually we're going to penalize ourselves," he said.

>Such an amendment to CAATSA would likely affect Turkey after its recent purchase of Russian S-400 air defense systems, sometimes called "F-35 killers," in reference to the oft-hyped and over-budget American-made stealth jets that are expected to dominate US air operations in the coming decades.

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It's a family heirloom from post war West Germany it's Anshutz and my great uncle gave it to my mom. he was stationed there with a giant german sheppard he would bring back and forth to Canada named Fritz. He was a policeman dealing with the black market, this was after he was burnt badly in his tank, a yank saved him and pulled him out rubbed ointment on him so....

no

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I have critical withdrawal symptoms from lack of darling, send help.

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refresh again plx

ok, say ahhhhn~

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>niggotry
>cool

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better than when nips try and fail miserably to look like anime characters with Caucasoid features.

but still
3DPD

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Awoo.

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Who here /gizzi/?

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oh wait you didnt refresh

Buy our equipment.

That's what I'm talking about

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Why is she pouring beer (without ice) down his ass crack?

Kanye is a hero.

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the more i see shit of demon bitch the more i hate her
like i'm not even ichigo memeing here, oni just bothers me on a fundamental level

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How much tail you think he gets?

Doesn't look like it

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I love Kellyanne.

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The Pussy Slayer

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I will never forgive trigger for giving the world Darling.

Why are there arms coming out of his ass?

>honey
>on a sandy beach
>on a hot day
>getting poured on your chest
I just feel like that would be incredibly uncomfortable 30 seconds after this picture was taken.

all of it

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO

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brap

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>spent my whole adult life avoiding selling out to kikes
>purged my regime of traitors
>consolidated power through assasination when necessary
>made a fledgling nation a nuclear weapon state
>achieved a seat at the world table to negotiate the best deal for my country even though it brings me pain to do it
>strike a deal that will almost certainly guarantees my untimely death and do it for my people
>finally realize at this moment who will be placed in my position and who will be championed to the world, and who will have sold me and my people out
>FML pic related

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>The THENKS ORGY lets the 8 women know they did their best job

/ourjournalist/ gizzi in the hizzi

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>Kanye is unironically woke and is actively attempting to redpill the black community
Without a doubt the best timeline. Get fugged Clinton timeline

why are slavs and (((white))) brazilian the best cosplayer sluts?

Imagine being this mad that people enjoy anime.

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There's the door, motherfucker.
Git!

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This.

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All of it.

ATTENTION TrumpOP!
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I was looking directly at the pastebin and you have a redundancy:
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
Two separate entries using the same video. The second label of "Bring your kids to work day" is most accurate

>hbdurrrr but drumpf isn't doing anything about La Horda

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I have never watched that anime and I know it will end like KLK.

Nothing personell beaners

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TrumpOp

This pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6 is Leaf updaters 2017 archive

This pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q is a 2018 list which is continuously updated and which you used to have in the op.

This pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf is leaf updaters current list which is continuously updated. Do not replace that.

"and recently opened for Louis CK around the United States."

It’s particularly impressive considering she only began doing standup five years ago. She initially moved to New York City to work on Wall Street, despite having no background in finance. “I was an athlete in college, and Wall Street likes athletes because they’re very competitive people that are willing to do anything to win,” she explains of her first post-college job. “So I got a job at Bear Stearns in the summer of 2007.”

"As the company was collapsing in March 2008, Wolf was taking her first improv class in New York. She worked, unhappily, in finance for a few more years. “For the most part, there was just a lot of people yelling at each other and getting mad for no reason and trying to place blame,” she says of that work. “I was like, ‘I’m turning into a bad person.’”

"She began doing standup in 2011, and got a lower-stress job as a recruiter, during which she turned to Twitter to practice her joke-writing skills."

So she got into finance despite having no skills & Bear Stearns went belly up a year later

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They should not have been allowed to cross to begin with.

Keijo was good times

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Dude finally found a way out, he'll get some sweet deal where he gets to live in on Island and then his Sister will oversee the new more democratic North Korea, a leader for a more appropriate age. That's how Napoleon went out. Except in 2018 it means all the boated in hookers and internet eSports he can handle.

It's Gainax/Trigger they all end bittersweet, except PSG, but that's part of the fun

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>stormfags who said north korea was best korea unironically
lmao

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>pouring honey on an ass

>TFW pic related has happened, but the other person was a mulatto because this is Atlanta and it was the closest thing to another white person I could find.
I'm forever tainted, aren't I...

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>during which she turned to Twitter to practice her joke-writing skills."
AHAHAHAHAHA SHE LEARNED HOW TO WRITE JOKES FROM FUCKING TWITTER

Wait I see what you did... here is the video you want for the "Press Kids" label
youtube.com/watch?v=K3nroB_vTVo

Thanks for baking, Brother

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Be nice.

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WARNING!

Liberals are now trying to distance themselves from the Crips!

Make no mistake, all black and Hispanic gangs are indeed part of the left. You know what to do, boys.

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>filename would be a dream come true

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Fun fact that NK pulled this same shit in 2005. Exactly the same.

>pouring nacho cheese

Is she missing a tooth?

jew bitch

Almost Time

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Was that this?

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>watching 4/28 rally
>trump BTFO "sources" in corporate news reports

im about to cum

I hate that I never was an athlete in college. She's right man those kind of assholes LOVE "wow she played team sports, she's a team player" GAG. You can have the highest IQ in the world but you'll never be a chadette who played team sports.

Who the hell are her parents? You don't just go into finance with a degree in kinesiology, even if your degree is from William & Mary. Or maybe times have changed since 2007.

what fundamental level? You've probably got something curable

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...

yesss
milf codes be damned, the only thing worse than 3d women are used 3d women

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those are two diff videos, fixed press brief one, thanks
nice, thanks and replaced
there was a confusion when those were first added, and the one you want added was in the previous pastebin this whole time
>implying anyone reads pastebins
but otherwise good to go

anything else? anyone? going once...

I didn't notice until today that that wasn't Carrot Top.

TrumpOP
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
>youtube.com/watch?v=K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
>youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY

Here is what you meant to do :) sorry about that

No.

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argue what?
joel has been here longer than you have

WHAT THE FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Anybody else sick of awoo posters?

Stop spamming cat girls please.

Pretty sure awoo counts as spam and is thus a bannable offence.

They're not. They're standing on the fence and falling over

Oh for fuck's sake.
Adweek wants you to make an account now.

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