How do I get a white girlfriend?

It seems most of them like Tyrones and regular African Americans, what can a lanky pirate brotha do to seduce one of these elusive beasts, we already know they love race mixing do to the jewish psyops.

Thanks Your Buddy Abdi.

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why even bother with white girls anymore? im white and got with a rich jewish girl and now i just stopped working and she pays for everything. she makes like 250k a year and just bought me a new motorcycle.

Demoralization thread, sage in all fields

wHErE ThE WhiTE woMan aT?

you didnt sage all fields though. you just wanted attention, just like me

Mhaha, what a pirate nigga cant get white booty?

So I can say I'm the captain now as i blow a load onto her face.
Plus I wanna do alot of fetish shit I cant really do that with a Somali muslim girl shes too pure.

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Kanye West single handedly destroyed the social cred of every nigger in the eyes of sjw coalburners. A massive bleachening is ensuing across the land thanks to him.

Yusuke should have went with Kuwabara's sister instead. What a dummy.

shes into every fetish too. especially butt stuff

Correction: He should have went with Botan. What a retard.

but she's death

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That anime was so leet compared to garbage now. Anime is too commercial now.
Yu Yu, Inuyasha, old dbz, cowboy bebop

elaborate I dont understand droolspeak, what did he do that causes what you said exactly?

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First you have to make sure you have:
>balls
>confident not arrogant
>have interesting or different hobbiese without being a weeaboo
>have morals and standards that you don’t compromise on
>physically fit
>be intelligent

Change your name. Normal (White) dont like a trash tier nigga name.
Go with something nigger but low key Jamaica tier nigga, like Glen or something

holymoly thanks for the poignant answer bro, I gotta have "balls" whew such powerful advice.

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Glen, nigga i dont even look like a glen or normal nigga.

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wtf is pirate brotha?

Gotta beg harder then that nigger boy

Somalian

Next you have to find women worthwhile. You can have sex if you want but forego any marriage hopes if they are:
>ugly girls
>gamer girls
>hood rat thots
>overweight by a good margin
>leftist

You’ll see most of these slags with no moral fiber and impulsive which shows no mental stability to be married to. If they aren’t active enough or lift why waste your time on someone who is already ugly and it would get worse if they get fatter. Leftist women are just a mess because they have no rationale to start with. They will be bitchy and argue what they want because they don’t want a stronger partner but a servant or someone submissive in the relationship.

Ok mister “cant get a white woman” s o y boy. You’re pretty dumb to what it means to be ballsy if you are that inferior to Tyrone. Why don’t I ask you for advice to get women?

Guess again... Yusuke is mine.

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Listen to joe Rogan and Alex Jones and become woke.

That's what white people liked to talk about .

>going for yusuke when you could have had best girl of your generation
pathetic

She could have kept her body at its prime for hundreds of years, the strongest of any beings on this planet.. yet she chose to be a weak old woman.... pathetic.

eww
Go to Somalia and take a nice long swim in the ocean to think about it.

sorry can't here you from the 4th plane of hell or whatever bitchboy dimension you're in

It's called Limbo.
It's basically me having a conversation with you for 10,000 years.

wait so you're role playing as a negro american who is not a "tyrone"?
>implying there's a whole thing where incel niggers are resentful of 'tyrones' just like incel euros resent 'chads'
>mind fucking blown

hold on now I'm not the one in hell here

ahhhh now I get it . . . "I'm the captain now!" fuckin pirate nogs lofl