Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - 1 Mai Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKjfWSPI7s
youtube.com/watch?v=fAYjSLtz6wQ

>News in german
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/eliten-und-mob-koalieren/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/taxi-bahn-und-flugzeug-so-kommen-asylsuchende-nach-deutschland/

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/1cUq4tqd

>Tasks
Create memes & spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit & stay hydrated
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/eFVT_n4MiKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Zac3JShmdQA&t=882s
youtu.be/Ur3tFq53dBI
youtube.com/watch?v=3uOjxYYhE7I
youtu.be/qnr-dggv58Y
youtube.com/watch?v=-EcBbs2hfxk
youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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We want to see your interpretation of how you want your culture to be portrayed. This whole "black boots and edgy black signs" thing is off putting more so. The party that will give you success is one of GERMAN quality. Americans are pretty much what you get, "ARGH 1776! Down with the British!" As in, the successful party with be in all German colors, that's what people want to see. They want to see you showing pride again, not "We want reimbursements for this". German colors, AfD? WHY THE FUCK IS BLUE IN ANYTHING? A PUSSY BLUE, NOT EVEN 1776 KILL YOUR BRITISH MOTHER BLUE!

Here I will create one for you guys.

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And i never thought i'd bring any stammtisch-member to hate me. color me surprised.

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What you talkking about

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blue would fly well with bavarians. they love bright blue.

Go away pig-butts.

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Here is a joke for you; what do you call german pussy?


Gutentight

that font......
Okay so this is a party for the Bavarians and not the rest of Germany?

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I'm drunk but even thats not enough to make this funny. Neck yourself mutt

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I thought you hated me for nearly breaking Kraut/pol/ i see myself as an accessory to the shills for my idea "DDOSing the Böhmermann-shit with Kid-diddling material" which lurking retards seemed to have jumped onto.

People were honestly afraid for your mental well-being, dude.

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Use this as your symbol for a starting point and use the fucking color palette.

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some of you fagots are ok
don't go to Kreuzburg tomorrow

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No, but bright blue is a POSITIVE~ color.
And overtly displaying germanness angers the mass media jew, which sends brother against father, father against mother and the divided family against its possible benefactor and into blind submission to the state in belief that they act on their free will

"The best Propaganda makes it appear as if you acted on your own free will."
-Joseph Göbbels - Propaganda Minister of Hitler

Your idea wasn't bad. People that get afraid of illegal stuff are pussies anyway. Also I don't care about other peoples opinions. Sütti did nothing wrong

youtu.be/eFVT_n4MiKQ

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Tay is still fren, yay.
How long're you on vacation anyway?

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No, you're right, a Bavarian party is nice.

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that idea was obviously very stupid but hey, we're all autists.
IMO we don't need to do a lot except bait them; DVA, Dorian and Imp, IB and others will scandalize the shit out of them. Let the shill discord shill, the more questionable shit they do the better for us.
Ossi punk nostalgia bump
youtube.com/watch?v=Zac3JShmdQA&t=882s

What is your fascination with this image?

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It means nothing, do not look deep into it, Taylor Swift is just a pole dancer shaking her ass for money, nothing more than prostitute level.

yoyu are the heart and soul of the operation you mad bastard (that's a compliment)

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also someone asked if the docu was leaked early because of copyright strikes:
Doubt it, Rayk uploaded it himself and it was obviously coordinated with Böhmifag. The copyright strikes only hit critics who used snippets of the docu in their videos.
State-sponsored Leftiefags can't take criticism, duh.

Watch pic related if you haven't btw.

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Booked the suite for 3 nights. Got some appointments on Thursday otherwise I would stay a few days longer.

youtu.be/Ur3tFq53dBI

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>people who are afraid to do crooked shit every now and then are pussies anyway
>people who advocate to do crooked shit like you are stupid

I feel so conflicted on how to feel about myself right now.

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will antitay stop spamming when tayanon stops spamming?

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Wow TSWIFT will do anything for a dollar! She'd probably fuck you desu

Don't listen to the losers.

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>people who advocate to do crooked shit like you are stupid
it's what a CIA nigger would do :^)
Do illegal shit if you want but don't pull innocent anons into it and don't talk about it itt obviously.

>18 posts by this ID

is this spammer even German?

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The amount of hooker is already to damn high here. No need for an extra one

Nah

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I suppose you either have a lot of money to do the journey or are close to the border... I have the feeling a Kraut/pol/ meetup in the area will have the both of us on it.

Music for fren
>youtube.com/watch?v=3uOjxYYhE7I

How is Amsterdam and how much weed did you smoke already?

I always talk to 90 year olds about Jow Forums and my frans on Jow Forums. Sometimes they tell me to never come back.

kraut/pol/tards stehen zusammen bis zum bitteren ende

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>. Sütti did nothing wrong
kek

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Why not both.jpg

I don't smoke. I just got drunk with some aussies I met last night in a bar. Problem was they wanted to fuck hooker and I didn't. That's why I'm already in the hotel.

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Also coke > weed

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God, the picture already invokes the feeling of lonliness. the streets of germany in the late 90s... the darkness sets in during a cool late spring night, still somewhat cool... no soul on the street and the streetlights turn on, giving their warm glow, lighting barely the street and some of the walkway, keeping most of the alleys dark and mysterious... you just sit there contemplating your day waiting for the bus... Mutterseelenallein.

Damn feels.

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anti-tay ist one of us
she is a little bit eiversuchtig
but she is our/anti-tay)

You need to settle your ass down stupid whore.
>waiting for the bus
For school right?

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Are you the diet mutt?

It's a dude

youtu.be/qnr-dggv58Y

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Y-yeah, sure, because you take busses at around 22:00 (10 pm)

that explains a lot kek. :^)

more good old german punk, before normies took over
youtube.com/watch?v=-EcBbs2hfxk

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I have my German Visa and an apartment lined up in Frankfurt. Is there anything I need to know to maximize my benefits? Do most Germans speak English or will I have to make sure they provide a translator for me?

I'm a woman, thanks.
Then that was the dumbest thing I've ever fucking read. What the hell is a grown ass ADULT GERMAN MAN DOING ON THE PUBLIC FUCKING BUS?

Böhmercucks on suicide watch.
>The left can't meme

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>Frankfurt
Just learn turkish

Im talking about antitay. I know you are female

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Does your mom know you are in the Netherlands?

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I was hoping to date a blonde, but a Turkish girl will do.

i'm a woman

i fucking told you faggs that anti-tay is a woman
case closed
czech mate

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No? I'm old enough kek

Frankfurt is shitskin hq

youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E

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I am 25, i was a wee baba in the 90s you fucking troglodyte and i don't know what you diabetis-riddled little cosmopolitan spawn use busses for, but we use them TO GET TO PLACES.

Lucky for me I am not what you would consider white.

>old enough
YOU ARE HER SON, YOU BETTER LET HER KNOW TOMORROW MORNING, user, FUCKING CALL HER.
Well, you needed it then, babyfaceKraut, you don't need it now. Like binkies and bottles and "waaa waaa"

Kalmieren Sie sich! Was sind Ihre Extreme?

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Make me

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what about "that font"?!

I RODE A BUS JUST TODAY.


IT WAS UR NAN

10/10

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good night nazi frens

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That's it, I'm having you 2 arrested tomorrow.