/ptg/ President Trump General - QT Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/rLjOantJt8Y
>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
youtu.be/xO3rDzgdUW8
>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
youtu.be/woXDzUz3oGw
>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/JErPc-YHk44
>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
youtu.be/leGftoilJ78
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
youtu.be/qXjQ0I-xdBk

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you faggots get it all done yet?

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BLUE WAVE HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

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I live in America and I can assure you that Trump is going to win reelection, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the economy their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.

I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would make America great again our country has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even know how to use the internet.

I swear to you on my life that you don't have to worry about a damn thing in this coming election.

Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.

America will be GREAT AGAIN!

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I just got here but I saw the news at work
What the fuck is Bibi up to?

nn frens.

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i dont do homework desupai

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>Watching Schindler's List in the kinoplex
>its the scene where the one armed man gets shot in the streets
>yell "THAT GOTTA HURT!"
>crow erupts in a cacophony of laughter
>I get out of my seat and bow for my audience
>people begin whistling and clapping for me
>I go to the walking paths and begin goose stepping and heiling
>more and more begin to clap for me others join in on the heiling
>an awkward hasidic jew in the front row slumps down
>I point to him and say "YOUR NEXT BERG!"
>manager comes to see what the commotion is and throws the jew out of the kinoplex

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trump 2020

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>inb4 old hags

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Too soon

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>Kanye tweeting that Democrats are the party of slavery and anti Civil Rights
>then tweets Thomas Sowell quotes
>hanging out with Charlie Kirk

What the fuck is this timeline?

Rei is best grill.

Shilling for war. He was so boomerish he used a PowerPoint and baby's first PowerPoint at that. He even yelled at an audio clip.

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>West Virginia
>blue

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>little marco

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>London Men
Uhuh I'm sure it's those generational white englishmen doing it.

It's the liberty timeline.
I'm sick of the bird getting stepped on.

Peace through big American penis foreign policy.

everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

primarymodel.com/

guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....

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"Asian" men?

>Donald J. Trump has been president for 1 year, 100 days, 8 hours, 23 minutes and 36 seconds.
>0 UFO FILES RELEASED!

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>someone spent over an hour making this
P. gay desu

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Well there's two very distinct possibilities here. If the Iranian data from the presentation is legit, he's caught them with their pants down and revealed it when he did in order to convince Trump to exit the deal. If the Iranian data is faked, it's yet another episode of FIGHT OUR SAND WARS, GOYIM.

idk why asukafags even exist

O L D

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Another example proving the left just can't into memes
The power of the phrase overcomes any negative imagery you pair it with and at best makes a funny juxtaposition

You joke but cockneys are going extinct in London.

He's trying to be the "let's all get along" guy
He also tweeted that he admired that shaved head crisis actor from Parkland

Mommy Sarah Carter found out who made the Dr. Jackson stories. Pence’s assigned doctor.

SOON

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yea, Hannity

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Im a bad dragon too.

Gunboat diplomacy works, who woulda guessed?

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hebraic skullduggery

THAT'S IT I'M OFF THE AWOO TRAIN

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I think it's because their parents never smacked them around when they were being little shits as children.

Your honor, my name is Stormy Daniels. I am a porn actor, a stripper and a whore. Donald Trump defamed my reputation.

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He admired her shaved head.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Trump Accomplishments - pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf
Trump MAJOR Accomplishments (Year 1) - pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6

NEW!

>ICE arrests 225 during Operation Keep Safe in New York (archive.is/4UAPx)
>North Korea suspends missile testing, closing nuclear test site (archive.is/aPlCr)
>CBO predicts highest level of GDP growth in 15 years (archive.is/izbzh)
>Trump poised for major makeover of liberal 9th Circuit court (archive.is/ELNSc)
>Treasury kills 305 regulations, IRS hammered (washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/boom-treasury-kills-305-regulations-irs-hammered)
>Jobless claims fall to their lowest level since 1969 (archive.is/HikLz)
>14 states hit record-low unemployment (archive.is/MgbEC)
>South Korea credits Trump for opening door to talks with North Korea (archive.is/9P8kt)
>North and South Korea agree to complete denuclearization, end of Korean war (archive.is/HJxDy)
>First reading on first-quarter GDP up 2.3%, vs 2.0% growth expected (archive.is/TcOLb)
>Trump administration will end protected status for 9,000 Nepali people in US (archive.is/l6B0f)

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>they had to stare at that man tit for at least 45 minutes straight, and at pixel level
JUST

Rude.

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H A G
A
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Project done. Just need to study for my final final on Thurs. Then up to Injiana for my little sisters graduation.

Because she's hotter

What happened to that DVD? To prove any of this happened?

WV was a blue state for 50 years until you retards told them coal was obsolete. Dems have registration advantage cuz most boomers didn't bother to officially switch parties but they vote straight Republican regardless.

Schindler's List is Spielberg's best fantasy film.

maga

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BRRRRRRRRAPP

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is that the whores real name? Kinda trashy

Just noticed that the pastebin has 85,000 views. Glad that you guys enjoy my work. Thanks friends.

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Shills refused to post the second tweet, it was definitely the work of an experienced troll. Yeezy lurks...

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>not Hook
I scooby dooby doo

>the walking paths
hold still you goddamn leaf piece of shit

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>Because she's hotter
and then you woke up

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youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

AWOO

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>that ID
Can it, nut

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT SHE
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

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uh oh
wee woo wee woo

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SOON

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I'm 25, going to be 26 later this year. Is this still a relatively young age? Shit, I'm starting to feel old.

I haven’t lived in a majority brown city in 5 years, how bad has it become?

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fake news

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Her name is Stephanie Clifford, you xenohomophobe racist

hat this image please

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asuka a shit

BTFO
Two kilograms of gold have gone missing from the Royal Canadian Mint, three years after an employee repeatedly — and with international notoriety
> — stole chunks of the precious metal by hiding it in his rectum.
ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/mint-calls-rcmp-after-two-kilos-of-gold-worth-110k-go-missing
There’s gold in them thar hills.
internal inventory
>about the diameter of a golf ball
For those of us who don't know, are Canadian golf balls the same size as American golf balls?
(I suppose the same question could be asked about Canadian rectums, but that question would probably start a whole new thread).
I think I will never buy Canadian gold after knowing where it has been.
American golf ball is 1.68 inches in diameter, or 4.27 cm.
Volume of a sphere having radius 2.33 cm is 40.7 cm3.
Density of gold is 19.32 gm/cm3.
Mass of solid gold golf ball therefore = 786 gm, or 27.7 oz (more than 1.5 lb).
>Therefore value of 27.7 oz golden golf ball at current gold price of $1357/oz would be $37635. ..

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AWOOO

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i might do it but i need you to answer something because i've been tricked on hatting something before
is that a girl (male)?

We built that. Look up TR-3B.

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You're past your prime, your body is breaking down as we speak, death's cold silent embrace draws ever closer with each second you waste in this godforsaken place.

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>Ste-fanny Clittord

good job fren

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Is....is she jesus?

It's amazing white people have lasted this long.

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>7:17pm
all of my what

We will take Canada! Our demographics should be balanced out I think.

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Take your garbage show back to /a/
It's bad enough that you Franxxniggers flood my other home board, don't ruin /ptg/ too

>worst time zone
you aren't even human

About time you started taking care of yourself. That means no more partying. No drugs. No alcohol. No cigarettes if you want to stay in the game.

that's sachiko

Swindlers mist based off the book Swindlers Ark which won the L.A Times book prize for Fiction in 1983

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Cease this rudeness at once.

That person is correct, but marriages are supposed to be a contract like that. The idea of love has destroyed the west.

>170019225
>complaining about anime on Jow Forums

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it's very much a girl. its even the girl on the front page user..

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>No alcohol
Trump is a little more lenient on the alcohol IIRC
I wonder how he'll toast the Korean peninsula peace with Kim and Moon? Apple juice?