>I had an abortion that looked like Eric, but I killed my kid and Drumph didn't.
>Have you had a chance to look at my period blood? I tweeted a picture of it.
>Vagina Penis Boob. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is ugly
>Drumph
>Evil Nazi Hitler
>I'm totally not Jewish
Thoughts?
Correspondents Dinner
Dylan Moore
Nathaniel Long
Open bob
Luis Roberts
>Dude abortion, lol
Cooper Hughes
Her face is sagging like she had a stroke.
Brayden Scott
This bitch looks like a mtf Sigourney Weaver stunt double.
Oliver Harris
I'd be more concerned about melanoma from the fake tan.
Jonathan Myers
She would say something moderately funny every 3 minutes or so, like Pence being the type of guy that enjoys orange juice after brushing his teeth.
But the problem with the Left’s comedy is that it’s just one bitter insult after another. They’re like the scrawny nerd that calls you “poopy face” after you steal their lunch. The Democrats have fully embraced being the party of freaks and nerds and what would you know, their comedians have no social skills and ruin parties because they cannot understand social cues from an audience or comprehend what others would find funny.
Charles Ross
I'm ready jesus
Zachary Fisher
Her best joke was the one that ended like "Drumpf, you know you gotsta eat.... DA PUSSY!" I got a good chuckle out of that.
Jaxson Cox
No way this bitch is 32. She got an aged face of hard living 50 year old alcoholic
Jose Clark
>like a mtf Sigourney Weaver stunt double.
kek I see it
Jeremiah Bennett
She's 32? I'm 38 and I look younger than her, despite my alcohol and tobacco filled life.
Christian Bailey
>Thoughts?
I think the WHCD won't happen next year.
Julian Reed
Based on what I've seen in the American Media I don't think so either. That would never happen here.
Charles Phillips
I highly doubt she’s 32 unless she smoked meth. Plus if I look like that I really wouldn’t talk about someone looking like an abortion.
Benjamin Bailey
Justin Thomas
Why doesnt russia have a thing like the whcd? do you?
Asher Bailey
I just hit her wikipedia page
>born 1985
Wow...
Because we don't insult the person our people choose to lead us.
Brandon Walker
ARISE MY TEMPLARS.
youtu.be
WE are the warrior monks of the 21st century, we will bring the knowledge to our blinded brothers
>matrix unplugging
Its time, the Jews have subverted this place, And now shutting it down when they bomb children.
>there is a faction war , inner civil war
Agency against agency brother against brother, Co worker against fellow peer.
>CiaNigger against CiaNigger
We need to remain true and get our transmission from GOD!
>TERRY is like Paul the Apostle converting the Science atheists causing great harm to Googles science cult
WE ARE AT WAR!!!!!!
>A war against our minds and hearts
Where the enemy has
>paid shills
>comped mods
>corrupted embedded government
>satanic slave sex cults
There is an industrialized, organized VILE PEOPLE ORDER
An ancient order of evil video
youtu.be
We have a psychotic, artistic aristocracy called hollywood involved in SEX CULTS, CHILD SEX SLAVERY AND PURE EVIL
>allison mack rundown
youtu.be
>PizzaGate IS REAL
and much much worse
>the worst movie you have ever seen cannot compare to the human sacrifice and torture that THEY DO
We need to counterattack these SCOUNDREL fucks... through waking people up with CrimsonPills. Expose these beasts
Julian Perez
Hideous. Revolting. Disgusting.
David Harris
because you guys get killed lmfao
Gabriel Diaz
>Have you had a chance to look at my period blood? I tweeted a picture of it
Isaiah Green
She hawt
Evan Taylor
I came here to say she looks like a Mexican tranny Sigourney weaver.
Carson Sanchez
Can someone explain why Trump invites these people to his dinner instead of his own people?
Landon Fisher
Shocking, isn't it?
I voted for Putin in the last election because he's strong and wants a strong Russia. You people always vote for the weak person who wants to give your wealth away. Trump is the exception, not the rule, and you'll be back to giving us money in 2020.
Brayden Hall
Nah
Almost
Luke Richardson
it's all so tiresome
Matthew Johnson
Because if you do your leaders will send you to gulag &/or kill your family?
Elijah Ortiz
What gives you that impression?
Josiah Cook
russians want gibs
Adrian Allen
That's the face of a bitch who loves Marlboro cigarettes.
Brody Williams
Lol abortion is hilarious amirite guts? Conservatards gets so triggered lol
Camden Baker
32? She's clearly not getting enough Adrenochrome.
Gabriel Foster
>>I had an abortion that looked like Eric, but I killed my kid and Drumph didn't.
>>Have you had a chance to look at my period blood? I tweeted a picture of it.
>>Vagina Penis Boob. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is ugly
>>Drumph
>>Evil Nazi Hitler
>>I'm totally not Jewish
OMG user. That's exactly what happened!
Michael Ward
This is funnier!
Isaiah Harris
that book that guy wrote about being in the gulag, whatsisname Solzhenitsyn
Angel Lewis
BWAHAHAHA! She's right! Abortion *is* hilarious.
Matthew Smith
stronk russia? is that why he built himself a 1 billion dollar mansion while you guys live in slums surround by mud? also, why the fuck would we give you money?
Logan Brown
she needs to go to a dermotologist
Isaac Long
fuck that bitch in the ass with a sand nigger dick while she choaks on a big one.
Jack Clark
Oh fuck she's from another timeline
Logan Jackson
I seriously thought it was Debbie Asserman Schultz at first.
Adrian Watson
I can't watch it. Her voice and presence triggers me too much.
Eli Gray
Michelle deleted 3,000 Tweets before WHCD
Zachary Taylor
5/5 set
Roasted the right assholes. Bs got called out.
Debate me m8
Jaxon Flores
Powerful. Brave. Strong.
Woman.
Daniel Martinez
>She hawt
...if you're a nigger
Ayden Hernandez
digits
Spaniards came to the new world and saw a civilization fucking and sacrificing kids.
What would an advanced race discovering our planet think of this?
Parker Reed
Alexander Moore
Good god. She's only 32.
Look at all that sun damage on her chest/neck. She has the cleavage of a nursing home patient.
The wall is real, boys.
Logan Hernandez
ps. She is now known as B A S E D // M U T T
Camden Nelson
I'm 32 and I look like a fucking 12 year old compared to that hag.
Thank God for younger girls, women have really hit the wall by my age!
Brandon Rogers
en.wikipedia.org
I'm a Christian user
Matthew Scott
>She would say something moderately funny every 3 minutes or so, like Pence being the type of guy that enjoys orange juice after brushing his teeth.
Really? I thought that was the least funny thing she said of all the unfunny things. The whole performance was terrible but her voice made it even worse. Couldn't listen to it.
Eli Lopez
Damage control, it begins on pol
Christopher Scott
They're both a mess
Mason Russell
I see Carrot top stopped his steroid use. Good for him.
Benjamin Davis
Significant sun damage and herpes scars on her lips.
Both probably from too many degenerate weekends in Cancun sucking off Chads at beach foam parties
Connor Hughes
What happened that were posting this roastie now?
Hudson Perry
omigod dood its not his dinner, he didn't even go. that's the whole thing, he's the first prez in a while to not go to these media rituals.
Ayden Bailey
Holy fuck, I thought this bitch was 50. There is no way she's only a year older than me.
Brody Anderson
But muh career?
Jaxon Martinez
So, you should be put out of your misery, regardless of who you make fun of
Aiden Moore
kek
Julian Johnson
Good lord.
Send all the blacks and mulattos to Africa asap. Offer them humane death as an alternative. It's a prerequisite for American recovery.
Owen Wilson
We are a small island and have been immune to the refugee problem so far. What are you looking for my probable cousin?
Lucas Ramirez
Where is that app that takes makeup off?
Christopher Myers
I cant believe you are trying to sell me drugs, right here on /pol infront of everyone.
Evan Gomez
Look at that those fucking wrinkles. There is no way she's 32
Jayden King
>Thoughts?
Burning bridges in a big way.
Next thing she'll be hearing is "I said medium fries!"
Cameron Gutierrez
I was more offended as a fan of comedy than politically
Blake Williams
I can't believe you don't want to buy my drugs!
>I'm totally not posting on my phone and computer at the same time
Leo Lopez
Wow , she realy said that shit at the dinner?
Wtf.
The ammount of disrespect is ......
Sorry i have no words for this.
Put her on the traitors of earth list.
Oliver Foster
>im totally not jewish
Blake Garcia
I have a lot of drugs already, maybe we could swap drugs?
Lincoln Carter
Totally. Meet me in Keflavik. I'll be the blonde guy.
Austin Kelly
Ok, i´ll be the large middle aged pollack
Oliver Roberts
I didn’t laugh even once. Women comedians also have a terrible habit of not shutting up after the punchline.
Kevin Carter
I'm 8 minutes in and I'm cringing
youtube.com
Jonathan Wood
Nice. I'll just ask for Miroslav.
Logan Green
saltiness pretending to be comedy.
Isaac Ramirez
that's what a lifetime of sun damage looks like.
Chase Hill
Executives at CBS News were so dismayed by Saturday’s presentation that the network considered ending its participation in future dinners
Nicholas Ross
I knew a Jew in college who was 19 but looked 45 in sunlight
James Cook
Ending the WHCPD has been on Drudge all day. I hope this shit dies.
Kevin Cruz
go be gay somewhere else you two
[spoiler]and probably incest as well[/spoiler]
James Campbell
Jej, I'm on holiday and will be back on London next week.
Blake Morales
she looks like Caligula's loofah.
Nathaniel Cox
Christopher Jones
The dark side can do terrible things to ones body.
Samuel Bennett
Isaiah Brooks
Some jokes are interesting and original so that you can't do this with them.
>I had an A that looked like B, but I C my A and D didn't.
Other jokes are formulaic and boring.
Adrian Walker
>(((she’s))) 32
Michael Cooper
How do you look like that at 32? I'm seriously wondering. Ouch.
James Scott
Because traitors should be put to the sword.
Blake Ross
>Sarah Huckabee Sanders is ugly
except she never said this
Juan Torres
>So
*Media starts to giggle
>Did you smell that abortion that I farted out of my hairy vag this evening
*Media chortles audibly
>How about Sarah Sanders, what a fat piece of shit
*Media start to laugh harder, some even foam at the mouth
>I'd love to give her a makeover with my period blood
*Media burst into high pitch laughter. Several fall out of their seats, one journalist chokes on his gourmet hotdog
>She looks like she has eaten a lot of my abortions.
*Media is on the floor exploding into murderously loud, over the top racious laughter. Some are taking at their hair
>Not the black ones though, because she's too racist to eat black abortions
*Organs and eardrums are bursting throughout the room. Journalists are literally dying of laughter. EMTs is wheeling bloody journalists out of the room s dfast as they can. They are completely baffled why this is happening.
Isaiah Martin
IIRC, that pic is of a surgery done to the mother to help correct a problem with the pregnancy. The baby was re-implanted once they were done
Jason Anderson
All I'm saying is, if its going to be a roast, the persons roasted should get a chance to speak. That is tradition. Someone from the press and Sarah Sanders. This is the kind of stuff that pisses people off, all we want is equality.