"This just in. Every single member of the White House staff agrees that President Drumgvpghft is a big stinky doo-doo head who has a head made of literal feces and is smelly and dumb. This has been confirmed by 241 intelligence agencies, 72,509 unnamed high-ranking official sources with knowledge of the situation, and a séance with his dead relatives. Everything good is a lie by Russian hackers that are also big stinky doo-doo heads. A Hawaiian judge has ruled him to be an far-alt-right-wing Nazi moon alien and Hillary is now president." -Brian Williams, MSDNC News
Taiwan is considering purchasing American M1A2 Abrams tanks to defend its shores from China’s potential aggression, Taipei’s defense minister said, claiming that the island might become a new “hottest flashpoint” in the region.
The Taiwanese defense chief believes that the island must beef up its military as China steps up its military maneuvers in the Taiwan Strait.
>“In one or two months, China will hold more long-range military training and increase combined forces operations when engaged in such activities in waters near Taiwan,” Yen said. “The Taiwan Strait is very likely to replace the Korean Peninsula as the hottest flash point in the region.”
>Breaking reports are coming in detailing Kim Jong-un speaking favorably towards President Trump and the Korean deal, and referred to former President Obama as an overgrown monkey in a suit who wasted everyone's time.
If the trap in question is having sex with a biological female. It is in fact even less gay than straight vanilla porn. In ANY other circumstance, yes, it's gay.
Jaxson Cruz
you should be careful, portubro was banned for the same thing earlier today
Hunter Jenkins
Fake
Dominic Bailey
>and referred to former President Obama as an overgrown monkey in a suit who wasted everyone's time.
>probably not true but who knows anymore with this timeline
Yeah... came on during King Nigger and has a history of wanting to advance her own career and getting pissed seeing the good doctor continuously being promoted. Fry the cunt!
Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit /ptg/. GF found out I donated to Trump campaign. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a pig and shit. She managed to calm down.
She is 30 I am 27
She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 26 was i getting good results.
What do I do? Also fuck Jow Forums they give shit advice every time.
she didn't rat on him she faked the allegations she went straight to democrats in congress instead of the proper channels she had a history of fake sexual assault allegations against other doctors
Let's see. One country is a murderous dictatorship with concentration camps and a supreme leader who tells his people he doesn't have an anus, while the other country is a Western-style democracy with an modern economy.
No union is possible.
Sebastian Collins
Sounds like the mods fault then
Henry Perry
I BET THE GOOD DOCTOR GOT DRINK ONE NIGHT AND HANDS OUT ATAVAN AND MODAFINIL LIKE CANDY, SO WHAT???
ONLY TIME THAT MATTERS IS WHEN IT'S MADE PUBLIC, ANY OTHER TIME HE IS JUST BASED DOCTOR
THEY MUST FIND ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER!
Andrew Cooper
fucking jannies kek
Nathaniel Hall
That would never be admitted. But then again, it can never be disproven either. And thus, the spectre of American power grows ever stronger in the minds of our enemies.
It's not going to happen that fast. They'll obviously have to start a process to deescalate the Norks that keeps any of the older ones away from modern civilization.
Ethan White
It is now
David White
>Identifying with the participants is a given. Sometimes the watcher simply observes the act for the spectacle that it is rather than vicariously inserting themselves.
