Do Jow Forumsacks have any famous political figures in their genealogy?
Do Jow Forumsacks have any famous political figures in their genealogy?
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we are so f*cked.
>le goblinga meme because funny looking dark man
Fuck off plebbit!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP image is pretty nice story, honestly
My great-grandfather seems to have been some kind of infamous villain in a certain area of rural Quebec. I went around speaking to some people in the area and mentioning his name seemed to make people nervous or shocked, but they wouldn't say why exactly.
Rollo and William the conqueror
la creatura...
WE
Scott Adams married my aunt.
He had yellow fever.
t. Asian
No one has the heart to tell you that your actually adopted.
Trapps are gay.
No one has the heart to tell you that you can't spell.
My name is Tyrone Jefferson. I'm related to Thomas Jefferson
Jesus christ
You have no shame amerimutts
Why does every autistic retard claim lineage from William the Conqueror or Charlemagne, or did they really have that many offspring?
My great-grandad used to hang niggers down in Alabama.
I don't think he was famous though
>being able to track your family tree
>fuck 3/5ths of a person
>200 years later 3/5ths of an entire race claim to be related to you
this makes me laugh way too hard every time
My great grand father has a statue in Denmark for killing a king.
Niels Ebbesen.
Everyone with any noble blood from Europe, is related to them. Tons of children. My part of the family were not first sons. My family had a few knights as well.
Probably some anglo who stole a loaf of bread
I got my luxembourgish citzenship :D
la mezcla
>fuck 200 3/5 of a person
>3/5 of 200 is only 120
>tfw John Adams beats you to 150 sluts, making him the pokemon master
>be me
>Submit my DNA swab to 23andMe
>Get horoscope in disguise as results of DNA test
>forget about it
>2 years later my uncle is locked up
>He was golden state killer
>The FBI found him with my DNA sample
sry not a very convincing trapp
Nobody has told you to go back
Kys
William Penn
Just an incredibly prolific homesteader who cleared the forest, pushed the indians aside, led local government, and went through multiple wives pushing out a crowd of children until he was in his sixties. Compared to him I am a pathetic girly man. But we all do what we can.
i am related to jesus christ
Does H. P. Lovecraft count? He was very redpilled
I'm related to one of his aunts. Most of my family is from Providence Road Island.
La Creatura del Americano
Adam Smith of The Wealth of Nations fame is in my family tree. If he counts as a political figure.
Great Great Great Great Grandpa was a founding father and my Great Great Great Uncle was a member of the Dalton gang.
I am also famous. Bloodlines are da bomb nigguh, feels good having powerful parents that didn't sell all their shit for quick cash like all these other boomers
Was he Snidely Whiplash?
Yo dawg I'm Lakeesha Mountbatten-Windsor.
I'm Prince Harry's future daughter.
Old Bank killer
I really hope thats a true story.
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Just some state legislater from Minnesota in the 1800s.
Pope John Paul II's uncle married my great-great aunt. He used to ride a bike to my great-grandmother's house to visit.
A CIA training base is named after my family.
my great great (x5 or so) grandfather signed the declaration of independence. I don't wanna say who for ID purposes, but he's in the group of four directly underneath John Hancock's signature.
Very old King of Ireland, can't even find history on it, and can't say his name. I have all the details passed down as I'm the current heir.
Only that our family name was nicknamed as Burnhand for what we did.
We had to flee Ireland to Leeds and then from there to Australia. Came to Australia in 1820. As close to first gen Australian as it gets for most people.
I meant that this particular Jow Forumsack had this happen.
>villain
this was my first fucking thought, glad to see some user thinks the same way
>tfw voc records back to 1660s of muh ancestors
>tfw paper evidence of miscegenation made digital and immortal until the end of time
Feels bad man.
le mutt meme
Politics is economics is politics
>yfw you realize that all this DNA testing was to create a database of citizens DNA so they can't commit crimes
that guy is rolling in his grave right now
(((Stone)))
lol what a bunch of bullshit
holy shit memes really are reality
Czech Bumpkins
Greek Bumpkins
Irish Bumpkins
German Bumpkins
Wrong. But since you since you mentioned it I looked em up and Thomas Stone (or at least the family) appears to have been Episcopalian.
I fucked your mom 16 years ago without any contraceptive. That was a year before you were born.
oH YES MUCH LASAGNA
Street shitters rape not fuck
None in particular, but I directly descend from Hessian mercenaries.
>Son of a son of a daughter of the American Revolution
Akenaton and Julius Caesar
Noice
I'm apparently related to Charlemagne, and Vlad the Impaler.
My great grandad was a Portuguese descended latino that was the only guy in his village that went to college.
Then he became a drunk and had like 30 bastards, including my grandad.
Adam
Noah
both presidents, dictators, senators, supreme leaders and highest judges
top t hat
Ive been told i was related to betsy ross, so theres that, never bothered to check
I'm related to stonewall jackson but i'm a fucking loser so it doesn't really matter
Sounds kind of cool actually
To be fair, Jefferson nutted inside alot of his slaves, cant really blame jews for that one
gengis khan raped one of my grannies
Oddly enough, William T. Sherman. Sorry southerners.
my great great grandfather ( i think) was in the revolutionary IRA an in charge of the Collins barracks.
Had Michael Collins hat for a while apparently
Look at that mutt and his depressing search for an identity. Sad.
t. mutt
Me family led the peasant revolt.
It's brilliant.
I love his work.
My direct ancestor signed
>The Declaration of Independence
>The Constitution of the United States
And lots of other important shut in early American history.
I'm glad he doesn't have to see what has become of the American people.
But if I could, I'd send all the books in a modern library back to our founders so they could plan to make the events that are dragging us in to the gutter a constitutional impossiblity.
>no woman vote
>no vote for non land owners
>nogs mandatorily deported to Africa
>measures to prevent two party strangle hold of political system and government apparatus
>absolute ban of citizenship for judaism/islam
I Can trace mine back to Thomas blood, the man who stole the crown jewels.
His son who I'm also directly decended from was a general who commanded the artillery at Blenheim
>tfw can only track ancestors back 100 years and they've all stayed inside their villages
but who knows maybe I'm related to alexander or thales or something
my great grand father was the grand dragon of Saskatoon's KKK.
I'm related to a white guy who became a Cherokee chief.
Niall of the Nine Hostages
John Adams
Yeah we can, the Jews transported the slaves from Africa
Not by today's standards, but I am partly from Polish nobility.
Yeah, same kind of thing here, ancestor was from Rhineland who served in the Continental Army.
Fun fact, there's actually no confirmed proof he ever did.
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Sir Henry Parkes is my direct Ancestor on my mothers side.
Martin Luther is my great uncle paternally through his younger brother
The joke is that Im a Baptist
being Polish simply means being from Poland's nobility. Our former peasants call themselves Ukrainians, Belarussians and Lithuanians now. Towns were inhabited by Germans and Jews, but they Germans killed the Jews, and then we expelled Germans.
James K. Polk
great^x grandfather or grand uncle
One of the best presidents.
I know!!!
Did literally everything he set out to do... and didn't run for reelection just like he promised, because he got everything done.
I have distant cousins - by the line of my paternal grandfather - who had some projection, here and in Lebanon.
My great great great great grandpappy rapped Harriet Tubman, ask me anything
>ancestor