/ptg/ President Trump General - Love Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
youtu.be/xO3rDzgdUW8
>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
youtu.be/woXDzUz3oGw
>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/JErPc-YHk44
>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
youtu.be/leGftoilJ78
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
youtu.be/qXjQ0I-xdBk

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ALWAYS AWOO FIRST!

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Almost all the questions are the kind you'd expect CNN or a retard on reddit who only watches TV to ask. It's quite literally just a series of media narratives, which means Mueller is definitely trying to screw Trump. Can you imagine the FBI asking Hillary questions based on inconsistent tweets, and anonymous media reports?

>What was your reaction to news reports on Jan. 12, 2017, and Feb. 8-9, 2017?

>What was your opinion of Mr. Comey during the transition?

>What did you think and do in reaction to the news that the special counsel was speaking to Mr. Rogers, Mr. Pompeo and Mr. Coats?

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Clean your room user

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I'm drinking beer right now (from a can, no ice)

>getting drunk to feel happy
ishygddt

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>love edition
sounds gay kouhai

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awoo! which deadmau5 album should i buy first?

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anything happen today?

Demographics are not destiny. Take Control.

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no, thats my mom's job

do you eat da poo poo, user?

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RIP Israel

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EMBRACE THE BURGER WAY

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>US reaches agreement on steel, aluminum tariffs with 3 countries

>The US has reached agreements in principle with Argentina, Australia and Brazil that will exempt them from US tariffs on imports of steel and aluminum, the White House said late Monday.

>As a result, the temporary exemptions to the tariffs that those countries have been granted will remain in place in order to finalize the details of the alternative agreements, according to a set of proclamations on the steel and aluminum tariffs signed by US President Donald Trump Monday.

>"Because the United States has agreed in principle with these countries, in my judgment, it is unnecessary to set an expiration date for the exemptions," Trump stated in the proclamations. "Nevertheless, if the satisfactory alternative means are not finalized shortly, I will consider re-imposing the tariff."

>Temporary exemptions given to Canada, Mexico and the EU have been extended through June 1 as the US continues discussions with those countries on finding a satisfactory alternative, according to the proclamations.

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yet another obongo's legacy got destroyed

>From a can

Better be Ranier user.

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Taken out of context. I wanted to have an even better time while drinking, not hear about how I will die a wizard kouhai.

word of advice to any of you guys who are university students.

If they try to convince you to write a senior / honors thesis... DON'T

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Praise kek, totalbiscuit is dying, simone giertz has brain tumor from all that feminism.

Trump curse is real.

>French Guiana

youtube.com/watch?v=nQk-7AdDcV4

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I don't get king jew's angle. trump was probably gonna ditch the iran deal regardless

1 more hour

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when will TayTay holographic waifus hit the mainstream?

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BLOOMPF BTFO 4EVER

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He wanted to eat da poo-poo

>tfw no Cuban wife

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...

You won't.

Hey heart transplant guy. Do you know the price your insurance paid for the heart and lungs you received. It would be somewhere on your surgery statement

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Einstein meanwhile helped to create the atom-bomb, yet he criticized Stern Gang and Lehi who were in Palestine fighting for a state, while he was on his yacht in Martha's Vineyard.

looks like a triple crown awoo

Yet another "oh look we're the good guys" thing

>I_mean_my_vagina_am_I_right_folks.bmp

LUL

AHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHA
DONALD J TRUMP HAS CONQUERED THE WORLD WITH BURGERS

REST OF THE WORLD BTFO FOREVER
REST OF THE WORLD BTFO FOREVER
REST OF THE WORLD BTFO FOREVER
REST OF THE WORLD BTFO FOREVER

AND I'M GLAD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I NKOW I'M FREE

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>Trump starts war with Iran at the behest of Israel
>"BASED! Obama's legacy BTFO yet again!"

I'm just memeing, our theoretical children will be fine.
But maybe consider moving away from cities and starting a homestead. Guns are legal over in Leafistan, right? Get a few of those for fun. No rush, you've got all the time in the world.

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Not him. But transplants are like 500k a piece usually.

i can make you sad in so many different ways if you'd like

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I'm sure you wont

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SPECULATION: Rosenstein's decision to argue his first case before the Supreme Court* may be a way for him to gracefully bow out from supervising the Mueller investigation.

If he indeed relinquishes control, Noel Francisco, a Trump appointee who clerked for Scalia, would take over.
>twitter.com/shadowfax_82/status/989146334828597249

Possibly related: Last week, Rosenstein met with a career ethics official at Justice re his apparent conflicts wrt Mueller.
>cnn.com/2018/04/13/politics/rod-rosenstein-ethics-recusal/index.html

*wsj.com/articles/rosenstein-takes-a-pauseto-argue-a-case-before-the-supreme-court-1524429942

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>inundate a country full of starving peasants with cheap fast food
>make billions of shekels

We can't keep getting away with it bros

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Reindeer piss? no, it's Multiball double IPA from Bridgeport. I am in Washington though.

literally thought crime

>no happenings, no gargoyle feet, that fucking desk yet again, Huck held his bantz to dad jokes instead of railing against those who insulted Sarah
Guys I don't think I can do another day like this, it's just too tiresom....... nevermind

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Thats a way to feed millions of hungry north koreans fast. I hear Russians love it too!

Nobody saved this ;_;
Because you can't even tell it is a different gif unless you watch it

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FUUUU!

D A I L Y R E M I N D E R
You mutts never were and never will be white.

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whats my indictment count at bois, it's been a while.

>gif

So they’re spamming Trump is going to war with Iran now that war with Syria is off the table. It’s all so tiresome.

>t. ching mang xao

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Like 5 or 6 my dude

Jew invasion has started
>soon central bank of Rothschild

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Burger Diplomacy wins again

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>ywn give Mercy that son she desperately wants
Thanks, I'm going to go put a gun in my mouth user

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>while he was on his yacht in Martha's Vineyard.
He was a German Jew you know, probably some of the latent cuckery manifested itself. Too bad.

Thats ok. We're winning anyways so I guess at it turns out that isn't the most important thing the world.

>P.S, you'll never look like those ancient statues you cling so hard to

Yea, plan on moving to AB once I'm done school. Shoot guns, pick up a conservafu and start a family

i can get behind an iran war tho

>Worshipping Germanic supremacists
Let me guess, you're 1/16th German?

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Thanks lads.
Do it. I want to see what tricks you have up your sleeve.

> but finding another who has that same amount of energy.. what if I never find them?
Easy modo: lowering the demands.
Hard modo: keep seeking and filtering.
I'm sticking with the latter, lesser people are easy to get together with but that's kind of a last resort if everything else fails. Still it's not impossible to find someone with great compatibility in this time of age. You magnet better people if you improve yourself, so get on that.

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sealed?

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR BUN

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>Please take note

There is trouble in Swamp-Land. Virginia has the most missing kids per population of any state (D.C. Area) Only 51% of the missing kids have pictures. The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) and the Virginia State police REFUSE to post pictures of the children. Please take note and standby.
It is important to learn about the power structures before the collapse so we will be prepared. You may spread this information if you wish, but all I ask is that you take note.

api.missingkids.org/missingkids/servlet/PubCaseSearchServlet?act=usMapSearch&missState=VA

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There's too many good looking women in this White House.

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My interest isn't in the surgical procedure, it's in the line item value placed on the heart and lungs as a product, like a fake knee surgery may cost 20k with the actual fake knee being 5k and the doctors/surgeryfee/anesthesia/etc being the rest

>IPA
>Washington

Every time

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Looking for this?

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>rothchilds owning the banks

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10/10 in straya

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>Me and my brother once joked that McDonalds would be set up in North Korea as like a gate way in for business for the US since they even set up shop in Iran
>It actually is a giant possibility now
lol

how are you today fren

HAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCK YUROP

WE SHOULD EXEMPT KOREA AND JAPAN TOO

DE NUKE THE NORKS

DESTROY IRAN

COLLAPSE THE EU

quick rundown?

You are like little baby

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Right? Easily the most aesthetic white house so far

B-but she's not huwhite?

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/PTG/ BTFO

You wanted Albert Einstein to pick up a weapon and wander the desert amongst goat fuckers?

*DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR*

*TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2018*

*11:00AM THE PRESIDENT receives his intelligence briefing*

*12:00PM THE PRESIDENT presents the Commander-in-Chiefs Trophy to the U.S. Military Academy football team*

*1:45PM THE PRESIDENT welcomes the crew and passengers of Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 to the White House*

*_Briefing Schedule _*

*2:30PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders *

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>Please take note

The disparity of missing pictures is not an accident or a fluke. Please not any other state. Here we look at California; a state with a huge child trafficking problem. notice 99% of the pictures are present?

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Is it enough for a liberal chimpout? If not they will be rattling their cages wanting the chance to

>Possibly related: Last week, Rosenstein met with a career ethics official at Justice re his apparent conflicts wrt Mueller.
Why was this not bigger news?

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>competent people tend to be more attractive
>attractive people tend to appear more competent
Either way, Trump knows how to stack a roster.

Thanks to the psy-op campaign all white Americans are utterly denied any source of identity.

Because a bunch of euros think that 56% means we were all put in a blender and the united states has the same ethnic consistency from coast to coast and not just a whole bunch of white europeans for the vast majority of the land with dense pockets of shitskins.

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I'm okay. I guess I'm just feeling melancholy for no good reason. Low energy, perhaps. I think my brain is fried like yours. How are you tonight?

I'm from Oregon. I don't use an umbrella. I only wear sandals (no socks ever). I did have a stout the other day though.

Yes thank you!

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i did an honors/senior thesis in college

the prof i worked with did most of the work lol

MAD DOG MATTIS IS SO BASED!

He's only defied Trump on Afghanistan, Syria, transgender policy, and now the Iran Deal, BASED!

that was him refusing the presidency.

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